Sun 31st Dec 2023 14:00 Home Bournemouth

[Dorset]

Bornmuff are doing very well, 7 wins from the last 9 PL games, only 1 loss - fuck. We have conceded 37 goals in our last 3 games (feels like it, but it was actually 9). Some of you here are Emerson Royal fanboys, want to snog him and and think he has done well recently, I am not in that group, but his shorts are magnificent. I think Ben Davies has been a bit shakey recently, that's unusual for him, he's normally very dependable, yeah I know, he scored a goal, but he's looked a bit off his best to me. Even Destiny looked a bit flat the other day and he's the very bollocks of the (U)dog(gie). Unbelievably the splendid Porro looked tired as well - no way Pedro! Maybe they had done too much turkey and stuffing, let's hope that's all it was and we come back firing on all cylinders for the last game of 2023. Gonna be tough.

 

[Glenjamin]

Solanke Vs our makeshift defense doesn't sound like an enjoyable afternoon. He's in unbelievable form and we're leaky as fuck. Vicario is going to have to play a blinder!

One more big game from Son required before he heads off as well.

 

[Glenjamin]

Bentancur back in the team. Excellent!!

Vicario, Porro, Emerson, Davies, Udogie,
Sarr, Bentancur,
Johnson, Lo Celso, Son,
Richarlison.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Bentancur.. What in the actual fuck?

 

[J.spurs]

Wow, Bentancur is a huge boost.

 

[ClemFandango]

That’s a surprise and a half. Nice New Year’s Eve present !

 

[ClemFandango]

There you go. Cracking goal

 

[Yid]

Great game 25 mins in... Great for the neutral...

 

[J.spurs]

Poor Sarr. That might be him missing the AFCON, which I’m assuming is why he was so upset.

 

[Yid]

Bournemouth play some amazingly intricate stuff round the box...

 

[J.spurs]

Bournemouth play some amazingly intricate stuff round the box...

Yes, and they press so well. Two very well-coaches teams in this one. We look a bit jaded, which is to be expected I guess.

 

[ClemFandango]

Going to be tough in the second half. They look good going forward and we still look knackered, and the rain doesn’t help.

 

[Yid]

I suspect we will need to take another chance to get anything out of this game...

 

[ClemFandango]

Ahhh Richy ..

 

[Yid]

Ahhh Richy ..

Not good enough mate... That's on a plate and he has to make the keeper work...

 

[Yid]

FUCKING SHOOT YOU CUNTS....

 

[Yid]

FUCKING SHOOT YOU CUNTS....

LIKE THAT...

Get in sonny...

 

[ClemFandango]

Not good enough mate... That's on a plate and he has to make the keeper work...

I know, he should have stuck that away every day of the week.

Captain Fantastic to the rescue though

 

[Yid]

Give Veliz 20 minutes, get that donkey off now...

 

[Yid]

Give Veliz 20 minutes, get that donkey off now...

Ermmmmmm....

Good finish...

 

[ClemFandango]

Lo Celso has been excellent today.

 

[Yid]

Ffs

 

[ClemFandango]

Ange kicking off .. fucking love it

 

[Yid]

Love seeing Ange loosing his shit...!

Not sure who he was after though... Someone had clearly pissed him off..

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

We’ll take that. It was a fun watch but we were well off it yet got the points.

Udogie, Emerson and Lo Celso were all excellent.

 

[ClemFandango]

Very satisfying win there. Maybe not at our absolute peak but they dug it out.

Porro and Udogie excellent again. With only 3 fixtures in January, there’s definitely potential to get some players back as well for the business end of things.

And still only 3 point off the top !

 

[Dorset]

Surreal ending, ref books everyone on the touchline, iffy moments, but a nice 3 points. Anyone know what the handbag swinging was all about?

 

[Yid]

Surreal ending, ref books everyone on the touchline, iffy moments, but a nice 3 points. Anyone know what the handbag swinging was all about?

Nah but intreaged as its the most emotion I've seen Ange have.... Ever.

 

[Chavhater01]

Mental how we’re only 3 points off the top of the table with the injuries we’re carrying. We’d be 10 points clear if we’d kept everyone fit.

How did Benta play fellas, bit rusty?

 

[ClemFandango]

Nah but intreaged as its the most emotion I've seen Ange have.... Ever.

Apparently Ange and Lo Celso were yelling at Veliz to go down so he could get some treatment and someone on the Bournemouth bench took exception and that’s why it all kicked off.

How did Benta play fellas, bit rusty?

Probably a little bit, and clearly not fully fit as well but for coming back as early as he has done, he did well.

I’d definitely be starting him in the cup tie this Friday.