The Voice Of Reason
Whoosh! What was that? That was 2017 that was, gone, finished. Let's start the new year by carrying on with our magnificent 1 game away win run! We've got that Wemberlee lark sorted now, all we need to d is restart our great away record and 2018 will be sorted. Swansea will be boosted by their win against Watford and it will be a shame to bash them to bits and cement their relegation zone position but it has to be done!
Harry Kane needs just 2 goals to equal Teddy's 98 Premier League goals - so as he always gets a hat-trick these days he will become the goaliest Premiership player ever for us, I expect he will get 4 on Tuesday so we can all go "yay 100 Premier League Goals!", then he'll only need 161 more to take Shearer's record for the most PL goals and just 120 to overtake Sir Jimmy as our best ever league striker. It was nice all that calendar year bollocks, but calendar years are bollocks really, you could chose to start a year any day you liked, but the records are tumbling and Harry is on his way to the golden balloon or whatever them foreigners call that shiney-shiney that Ronlado and Messi usually win.