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ClemFandango

ClemFandango

Lord High Chief of the Privvy
In news that will surprise absolutely nobody, apparently Galatasaray are "very disappointed" in the fat fucker and are said to be considering terminating his loan in January, even though they have an option to buy for only £15m.


Surely this needs Ange to slap Levy round the head and tell him to just terminate fatty's contract ?
 
Yid

Yid

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Hahaha...

We should tell the cunt he has to be a ball boy until his contract expires...

He can't be alowed absolutely fucking anywhere near this squad... his attitude would be very detrimental...

From his personal perspective, at this stage it can't get anymore embarrassing for the fat lazy fuck... his career and reputation is absolute muck...

Send him to fucking Luton or Norwich, maybe Soutend or some shit like that... if they'd have him.
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

Lord High Chief of the Privvy
I would pay good money to see him as a ball boy .. hah

But you're right though, if he had even the tiniest bit of self respect, he'd surely realise his career is basically hanging by a thread.

Although, to be fair, when you see what happened with Dele, I suppose you can't rule out personal issues or problems with him.
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

Lord High Chief of the Privvy
Well if any of this is to be believed, I’d wager he’s not really having any problems similar to Dele, more that he’s just a fat, lazy cunt.

Apparently he came on for 10 minutes against Bayern in the Champions League and when he got back to the hotel after the game, he ordered a burger despite him being put on a diet.

The Galatasaray manager is said to have told him he won’t play for them again until he reaches 75kg in weight.

 
Yid

Yid

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Wow, if any of that is true... unbelievable.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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To be fair to him, he has played 93 minutes of football for Galatasaray this season, he'll be knackered and probably needs a burger to recover his strength. What a waste of talent, I don't think he has any chances left, he couldn't be arsed at Spurs, Napoli, Lyon now Galatasaray - time to write off that 60 million?
 
Yid

Yid

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To be fair to him, he has played 93 minutes of football for Galatasaray this season, he'll be knackered and probably needs a burger to recover his strength. What a waste of talent, I don't think he has any chances left, he couldn't be arsed at Spurs, Napoli, Lyon now Galatasaray - time to write off that 60 million?
TDL, won't like that one little bit... but I think you're right.
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

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To be fair to him, he has played 93 minutes of football for Galatasaray this season, he'll be knackered and probably needs a burger to recover his strength. What a waste of talent, I don't think he has any chances left, he couldn't be arsed at Spurs, Napoli, Lyon now Galatasaray - time to write off that 60 million?
Apparently Galatasary’s option to buy is only a shade over £13m and not the £15m I first thought so I think that £60m is long gone anyway.

But then when you look at someone like Harry Winks who dropped down to the Championship with Leicester just to get his career going again, it’s paying dividends as, by all accounts, he’s having a fantastic season so far.

If only Fatty had even 10% of that mindset then he might have been able to turn things around, or at least start to.

If Galatasaray do terminate his loan in January then we just need to terminate his contract full stop.
 
Yid

Yid

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If Galatasaray do terminate his loan in January then we just need to terminate his contract full stop.
I'd be flabbergasted if TDL chose that route...

The issue we have is his wages... no one of any significance wants to take a punt on him and commit to the wages, when he has categorically failed everywhere he has gone...

You'd have thought the Scudetto he won with Napoli may have motivated him...fucking embarrassment for absolutely everyone involved tonbe honest.
 
J.spurs

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I'd be flabbergasted if TDL chose that route...

The issue we have is his wages... no one of any significance wants to take a punt on him and commit to the wages, when he has categorically failed everywhere he has gone...

You'd have thought the Scudetto he won with Napoli may have motivated him...fucking embarrassment for absolutely everyone involved tonbe honest.
Correct. Our only hope is that the Saudis come in for him.
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

Lord High Chief of the Privvy
Correct. Our only hope is that the Saudis come in for him.
I don't even think that would work unless the manager of whichever club it is thinks they can get a tune out of him.

With the reputation he has, I suspect most clubs would only come in with a loan offer and option to buy because they won't want to commit £10-£15m on a player who can't be bothered.
 
Yid

Yid

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Look, I'm all good for cutting the £60m, and waving the fat fuck "Au revoir" as he fucks back off to France to gorge himself on Escargot and Fois Gras until he fucking explodes...!

TDL... Will not let the money slip.

I would say however, that this needs to be a fucking lesson learned... look at other players (Richi/Gill/GLC) that ain't working and:
a. Find out why they haven't worked and add that into out scouting reports so we don't buy them or have mitigations in place to make them work out better.
b. Make descisions early where they don't work out because the reputational damage and team ethos damage doesn't appear to be factored into the finances. What I mean by that is if we had pulled the trigger and accepted a £30m bid for fatpants after just 2 years, we would have got him off the wage bill much earlier (saving cash) and got £30m cleared in the bank for squad improvements (or hed have only cost us half of what he is going ti now when he gets released for fuck all).

TDL has to see the sense in this type of financial/footballing descision...
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

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Galatasaray are now apparently in negotiations to formally end his loan deal and send him back in January.


Ironically, with Bissouma and Sarr likely off to AFCON in January, there might actually be a place for him in the squad as cover, obviously providing he can stay off the kebabs for more than a day.
 
Yid

Yid

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Ironically, with Bissouma and Sarr likely off to AFCON in January, there might actually be a place for him in the squad as cover, obviously providing he can stay off the kebabs for more than a day.
Won't happen.
 
HighValueMan

HighValueMan

Player in Training.
Never understood why Mourinho played both him and Dele in defensive midfield positions and blamed them for not being able to play there.

Clearly they both had attacking attributes and had their careers ruined and we paid for it all when what we needed to sign was Rodri.
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

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We all know Levy is a cunt, and, indeed, the cunt eternal but you have to give it to him.

Galatasaray are very likely sending Fatty back in January but they've also now got to pay us a bonus payment for him for going out of the Champions League and into the Europa League.

What next ?. A bonus for each kebab he eats ?

 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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Just our luck, this lazy bastard returns in January at exactly the time Ange faces a midfield crisis.

He obviously not going to play but the fact that he’ll theoretically be available whilst we are plodding around with Skipp and PEH is just pissing on a gaping wound.
 
Glenjamin

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What a fucking waster.

Imagine having that opportunity at your feet and all you can think of is hamburgers.
 
Yid

Yid

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What a fucking waster.

Imagine having that opportunity at your feet and all you can think of is hamburgers.
It's a fucking embarrassment that no one around him has sat the fat fuck down and given him the home truths about how big of a waste of talent he is.

He maybe has more demons between his ears that need sorting but not addressing it, or surrounding yourself with people who enable it is maybe arrogant.
 
Glenjamin

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It's a fucking embarrassment that no one around him has sat the fat fuck down and given him the home truths about how big of a waste of talent he is.

He maybe has more demons between his ears that need sorting but not addressing it, or surrounding yourself with people who enable it is maybe arrogant.

If no one has he must have ate his mates too.
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

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Apparently Galatasaray have elected not to activate the £15m transfer clause in Fatty's contract.

We're said to have gone back to them and offered him to them for just £5m.

They're expected to decline.
 
Dave

Dave

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I'd say whenever someone mentions his name to Poch, he looks for the nearest door. Not his best judgement call.
What a waste. Had the talent but fuck all else...
 
Yid

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Apparently Galatasaray have elected not to activate the £15m transfer clause in Fatty's contract.

We're said to have gone back to them and offered him to them for just £5m.

They're expected to decline.
Maybe Poch could redeem him?

Terminate his contract, sue the pie eating shit cunt for being unprofessional...
 
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