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Dorset

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I just bought a triffic little gizmo called a 4GEE Wifi Mini so Mrs D can do internet stuff when she goes up North to visit her dad who sadly is on his last legs in a care home.

We hardly ever use our mobile phones, just prepay 3 mobile sims, I put £20 on mine 2 years ago and I've still got 9 quid left, so a contract with data would be pointless. This new gizmo works as a wifi hotspot on 4G is fast as fuck and cost £90 for the box and 12 months of 2gb data every month, result! You can connect 10 fucking devices to it. We can use it Spain when we go house hunting, I can use it any fucking where and so I may be joining the 21st century.
 
Dorset

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Another techy thing I bought recently was a USB 3 HDD docking station, I had a load of old USB 2 external disks that were slow as a slow thing, so I took them out of the enclosures, lobbed the power supplies away and bunged them into this doodah. It has 2 bays so you can clone disks really easily.

Another result! Fast as fuck as they are 7200 spinners on USB 3 and I now have 3 x 3tb disks that I was going to lob in the recycling.
 
Dorset

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Bluetooth! Why didn't anybody tell me that I could connect my phone to the Bluetooth gizmo in my car? I've been picking up Mrs D from Bristol airport a few times and I have had to stop and call her back when she calls to tell me she's landed. Last time I found out that I could magically make my phone talk to my fucking car and I just press the phone button on the steering wheel to answer calls - I wondered what that button was for.

This tech stuff is magic.
 
Yid

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Mate I paid 9 ingerlish squids for a fucking wireless magnetic car charger....

The absolute clitoris of the bitch it is.

Phone magneticifield itself to the gizmo to sit nice and proud right where I can see the thing for looking at maps (and porn on the go). Then I tell the fucker to navigate to (or what porn to watch) where I want and it does it without pressing shit... clever little cunt.

This terminator stuff is happening round us and it's great.
 
Dorset

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Mate I paid 9 ingerlish squids for a fucking wireless magnetic car charger....

The absolute clitoris of the bitch it is.

Phone magneticifield itself to the gizmo to sit nice and proud right where I can see the thing for looking at maps (and porn on the go). Then I tell the fucker to navigate to (or what porn to watch) where I want and it does it without pressing shit... clever little cunt.

This terminator stuff is happening round us and it's great.
I know! Mrs D has even got a big white box doodad in her part of the house that makes clothes clean! What the fuck is that about? This technology stuff is going a bitt too fast for me.
 
Don Diaz

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ha ha ha ha.......good thread. it's great until you try and do 'online banking' way too techy for my small brain.
 
Yid

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ha ha ha ha.......good thread. it's great until you try and do 'online banking' way too techy for my small brain.
Nah mate you've gotta get an APP...

I've got one and I can spend soooooo much money without a bank card, wallet, cash, dubloons, bit-coins or anythink else actually money wise....

My fucking phone pays... straight up my phone pays for loads of shit... even beer...!!!

It's tip top...
 
Dorset

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ha ha ha ha.......good thread. it's great until you try and do 'online banking' way too techy for my small brain.
Did that bastard fucking spell checker change 'wanking' to 'banking' mate? I hate it when that nazi spelling fucker does that. If so then you are really technically challenged, I'd ask @Thfcire for some tips or just google 'Freemans Lingerie' - and you will see pictures of ladies in bras!
 
Thfcire

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Did that bastard fucking spell checker change 'wanking' to 'banking' mate? I hate it when that nazi spelling fucker does that. If so then you are really technically challenged, I'd ask @Thfcire for some tips or just google 'Freemans Lingerie' - and you will see pictures of ladies in bras!
That’s what I do
 

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