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[Dorset]

I was just messing around in the sadly neglected sausage machine (all updated now) and had a look at the projected shiney boot winner for 2023;

Harry Kane, if he keeps scoring at the rate he has been would get 32 goals, enough to win the boot in any of the previous PL seasons - yay!
But, that big freaky bloke at City would, if he keeps on being a big freaky goal scoring machine would get ..... 47, 15 more than anyone has got ever (excluding the 2, 22 team seasons when Shearer and Cole got 34, he would only get 13 more than them blokes!)

 

[NiceOneCyril]

The most annoying thing is that Haaland doesn't even seem to be a dick.

 

[Don Diaz]

I was just messing around in the sadly neglected sausage machine (all updated now) and had a look at the projected shiney boot winner for 2023;

Harry Kane, if he keeps scoring at the rate he has been would get 32 goals, enough to win the boot in any of the previous PL seasons - yay!
But, that big freaky bloke at City would, if he keeps on being a big freaky goal scoring machine would get ..... 47, 15 more than anyone has got ever (excluding the 2, 22 team seasons when Shearer and Cole got 34, he would only get 13 more than them blokes!)

has been known for him to get injured........

 

[J.spurs]

has been known for him to get injured........

Both Haaland and Kane have previous in that respect.