The Voice Of Reason
Due to a couple of flukey goals yesterday, our three season wonder has moved to a MPG (Minutes Per Goal) of 99. In case you are wondering that is is farking good, very farking good indeed. His nearest rival in goals scored and MPG is Lukaku, his MPG is 126. Imagine if Harry wasn't having a poor season like the experts over in the other place have been saying!
An MPG figure of below 100 has only been achieved 5 times in the Premiership:
2008 Cristiano Ronaldo 31 Goals, MPG 88
2010 Didier Drogba 29 Goals, MPG 95
2015 Sergio Aguero 26 Goals, MPG 97
2014 Luis Suarez 30 Goals, MPG 98
2006 Thierry Henry 27 Goals, MPG 98
Hate them or loathe them, those geezers were the absolute, very bollocks of the dog, Harry is on his way to be name an official Dog Testicle. The highest number of goals scored in a 20 team Premiership season was 31, achieved by Alan Shearer in 1996 and Ronaldo in 2008, Harry only needs 13 more goals in the remaining 11 games to become the biggest dog goolie the PL has ever seen.
So far our 'one season wonder' has been very lucky, due to some crap goalkeeping and lucky goals Harry has done OK, although he was total shite in 2015, he only managed to come 2nd in the PL goalscorer rankings.
2015 First season wonder - 2nd
2016 Second season wonder - 1st
2017 Third season wonder so far - 1st
2017 Premier league Goalscorers Table