For a laugh I thought I'd have a look for United tickets. OK, there are a lot available, illegally I think, but fuck bleeding all is done to stop it. One UK site has tickets starting at £1100, they say they are just a marketplace and are putting sellers in touch with buyers, but as they are taking 15% on the price surely that would be defined as profiting from a crime, because it IS a crime in the UK to sell a football ticket privately: Section 166 of the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994 makes it an offence to tout tickets for football matches by creating the following offence for an unauthorised person to: Sell a ticket for a designated football match or Otherwise to dispose of such a ticket to another person Very straightforward that, no ambiguity, it is a criminal offence for an unauthorised person to sell a ticket. The agencies are profiting from those crimes so according to The Proceeds of Crime Act 2002, they should have their assets confiscated by Pod. Of course it would be difficult for Plod to nick the sites that are based abroad but the 2nd site in the Google search list is UK based and even gives it office address on its site - oi Plod kick down the fucking doors of footballticketpad - registered company Borgholm Net LP,58A Broughton Street, Edinburgh, EH1 3SA, the website is also registered to that address - there probably won't be anyone there, but surely there must be a way of busting these crooks? Most of these 'tickets' are actually membership cards of so called fans, these people are cunts, not Spurs fans and should be barred for ever having a membership again, their season ticket or place in the queue should be given to a proper fan. We have all transferred our tickets or lent out our cards to other Yids without making a penny of profit when we can't go to games, I really don't have a problem with that but when so many season ticket holders only buy their annual tickets to make huge profits hiring out their cards then I get really, really fucking grumpy.