Tottenham v Brentford (A) 2nd Feb 14:00 PL

[Havocc]

A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the sports shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the ball to the shopkeeper, who says, "Sorry, son, this ball is £20. You only have £10". The boy says, "OK, if you blindfold me and I can guess the name of the club on any ball, will you give it to me for £10?" He agrees and gives the boy an Arsenal ball. "I can hear cannons blasting, so it's an Arsenal ball." Next he gives him a Millwall ball: "I hear lions, so it's Millwall." Amazed, the shopkeeper says, "Get this and you can have it for nothing." The boy listens and says Spurs. The man asks if he's heard a cockerel. "No," says the boy. "It's going down."

Let’s fucking go!!!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I do not like this joke.

 

[Style And Glory]

A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the sports shop to buy the new football he has been desperate for. He gives the ball to the shopkeeper, who says, "Sorry, son, this ball is £20. You only have £10". The boy says, "OK, if you blindfold me and I can guess the name of the club on any ball, will you give it to me for £10?" He agrees and gives the boy an Arsenal ball. "I can hear cannons blasting, so it's an Arsenal ball." Next he gives him a Millwall ball: "I hear lions, so it's Millwall." Amazed, the shopkeeper says, "Get this and you can have it for nothing." The boy listens and says Spurs. The man asks if he's heard a cockerel. "No," says the boy. "It's going down."

Let’s fucking go!!!

LOL @Havocc
Is this supposed to get us up for the game?
I'm all for some self-deprecating banter but...

I get that things haven't been going well for us but they very well could get better very soon.

 

[J.spurs]

Hahaha, fuck it, you have to laugh. Do we have any players for this one, or will the tealady be on the bench?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Hahaha, fuck it, you have to laugh. Do we have any players for this one, or will the tealady be on the bench?

I still think we’ll win the EL. So as long as we don’t get relegated it will have been a great season.

 

[Yid]

Chirpy is playing up front...!!!

 

[ClemFandango]

We'd jump to 13th if we did win which looks a little more respectable than 16th I suppose.

 

[ClemFandango]

Wolves winning today has made tomorrow's match a little more spicy.

We lose and they're just 5 behind on the same games played, although, to be fair, they'll inevitably lose their next league game to Liverpool.

 

[Glenjamin]

Up against Wissa and Mbeumo. Should be fun to watch!

 

[Yid]

Up against Wissa and Mbeumo. Should be fun to watch!

Great players...

They make the Solanke signing an absolute scam...

 

[Glenjamin]

Great players...

They make the Solanke signing an absolute scam...

I really like Mbeumo, apart from his silly ass penalty routine. That's fucking embarrassing!

 

[J.spurs]

Great players...

They make the Solanke signing an absolute scam...

Brentford have a plan, unlike some other clubs I could name.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

No VdV in the squad for this one after Ange said he’d play.

I hope nothing is amiss.

 

[Yid]

I'd bet he wants him as close to 100% for the dippers and thinks Davies and Gray can deal with Wissa and Mbemo...

I'm not too sure myself...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I'd bet he wants him as close to 100% for the dippers and thinks Davies and Gray can deal with Wissa and Mbemo...

I'm not too sure myself...

Mbuemo is a magnificent player.

 

[ClemFandango]

I’d rather take a chance today and have VDV fully fit and ready to go on Thursday, especially if Danso gets his work permit by then as well.

 

[Havocc]

We can achieve fuck all in the league apart from avoiding relegation.

May as well go all in for the cups.

 

[J.spurs]

We can achieve fuck all in the league apart from avoiding relegation.

May as well go all in for the cups.

100%. And yet, I’m very worried about this game.

 

[ClemFandango]

Deki being man-marked very effectively at the moment.

 

[Havocc]

Not the worst opening 20 of the season. Game is quite even

 

[ClemFandango]

There we go.

 

[Havocc]

Maybe some luck coming our way at last…

 

[J.spurs]

Good half. Richy is holding the ball up well and Moore has the look of a player who actually specializes in breaking down a low defensive block. Bentancur is playing well too. Hope we can keep it up.

 

[Chavhater01]

Good half. Richy is holding the ball up well and Moore has the look of a player who actually specializes in breaking down a low defensive block. Bentancur is playing well too. Hope we can keep it up.

The bit about Bentancur makes me very happy mate. Our midfield has been nothing short of woeful this season. So to hear he’s having a good game is good news.

 

[Havocc]

Do you remember when commentators just used to commentate on the game and not try and make drama out of everything. It’s getting fucking ridiculous….

Also, Deki should score that

 

[J.spurs]

They look as exhausted as we do tbh

 

[ClemFandango]

Game over.

 

[Havocc]

Maybe, just maybe. With players coming back and the ability to rotate…

Just shows it was the injuries and nothing fucking else.

Great from the players and really well set up by Ange

 

[Dave]

Brilliant. That should wrap up the points!!!
Think Ange has finally coped on!!!!!

We're defending as a unit and attacking with a bit of sense.

 

[ClemFandango]

Good win. Should hopefully give us a teeny bit of belief going in to the game at Anfield.