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Tottenham V Chelsea 8th Dec @ 16:30 PL

Havocc

Havocc

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When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.


Let’s Fucking Go!
 
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Glenjamin

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When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.


Let’s Fucking Go!

So the moral of the story is girls are cunts.... But we need the fuckers anyway.
 
spurious

spurious

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Am I reading too much in to this Havocc, or is the above a parable for our last few managers?
 
spurious

spurious

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Meaning, Ange has got both tits and zest! Let's hope the boys have the balls to match it/them tomorrey! COYS!
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

Lord High Chief of the Privvy
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Apparently Archie Gray is likely going to partner Dragusin at the back which could be interested. Davies has supposedly done his hamstring and Ange reckons he'll be out for a while.

I almost don't want to watch it though.
 
Havocc

Havocc

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IMG_2939.jpeg

Nice surprise to see them back
 
Dave

Dave

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A fully fit VDV, yes, but I don't see how Romero merits walking straight back in. Hope he justifies it.
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

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A fully fit VDV, yes, but I don't see how Romero merits walking straight back in. Hope he justifies it.
I agree. Even though Romero is always going to be first choice, Dragusin hasn't really done anything to warrant being summarily dropped.
 
Chavhater01

Chavhater01

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Oh shit didn’t expect VdV or Romero to be back. Still have no idea what the score’s gonna be. Just wanna see a strong performance. Mentality needs to be spot on. I’ll go 2-2!
 
Havocc

Havocc

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I honestly don’t know what is going to happen in this game now.
 
spurious

spurious

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Yeah man, full-strength 11! Let's see those west-side wankers run and hide.
 
DMackay

DMackay

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Kulu could have done better there

Chavs looking uncomfortable
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

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Get the fuck in !!!!
 
Chavhater01

Chavhater01

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Unbefuckinglievable! Get the fuck in. This is mental!
 
Havocc

Havocc

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Wow,

This is where it all goes wrong now….right?
 
Dave

Dave

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Feel for Romero but it was a very questionable decision why he started at all. Whoever passed him fit to play should be hauled in to the office tomorrow.
 
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