Tottenham V Elfsborg (H) 20;00 30th Jan

[Havocc]

A Cockney, a Brummie and a Scouser are all sat in a pub having a drink.

A bearded fella comes over and asks if he can sit and have a drink with them. "What's your name?" Asks the Cockney. "Well, I'm God" says the bearded man.

"Bollocks. If you reckon you're God then you'll need to prove it" says the Brummie.

"Alright, tell you what - all three of you tell me any ailment you have and i'll cure it. Right here" says God.

The Cockney says "Alright, I've got a dodgy hip. Fix that!" Sure enough, the Cockney stands up and his hip is as flexible as ever...

The Brummie says "Ive needed glasses my whole life and cant see anything without them..." Sure enough, off come his glasses and he has 20/20 vision.

God turns to the Scouser and says "Your turn...what do ailment do you want fixing?"

"Fuck that" says the Scouser...."I'm on the sick!"

Lets fucking go!!

 

[USspur]

Can we just thrash them 5-0 first half and put the entire academy in to give some guys some rest?

 

[J.spurs]

Looks like they've struggled on the road, but they've had some close games, and beat Roma. So who knows. Never heard of a single player on their roster.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

In my view this is our best chance to save our season. We really should be winning this competition.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

FUCK

ME.

 

[J.spurs]

Lankshear is also available. I'd say he's kind of first team-ish.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Where is the fucking Chairman?

He’s sold us all out. Fucking piece of shit.

 

[ClemFandango]

Unconfirmed rumours that Sarr is also now injured.

We’re also apparently letting the South Korean kid join QPR on loan today as well.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

May as well forfeit.

Fuck this club.

 

[J.spurs]

Unconfirmed rumours that Sarr is also now injured.

We’re also apparently letting the South Korean kid join QPR on loan today as well.

That's why he was taken off (and according to Ange why he was so bad) on the weekend. Shouldn't have been on the pitch. The really upsetting thing is that if we lose this one, we're adding two more games to the schedule in February, one of which involves travel. This is so bad.

 

[J.spurs]

Where is the fucking Chairman?

He’s sold us all out. Fucking piece of shit.

Even taking the most favorable possible view of the guy, he does himself no favors by keeping silent.

 

[ClemFandango]

That's why he was taken off (and according to Ange why he was so bad) on the weekend. Shouldn't have been on the pitch. The really upsetting thing is that if we lose this one, we're adding two more games to the schedule in February, one of which involves travel. This is so bad.

Ange has apparently confirmed in his presser that Sarr has a “bit of a niggle” but he’s available.

Bissouma and VDV are also available although I doubt either will start.

 

[J.spurs]

Ange has apparently confirmed in his presser that Sarr has a “bit of a niggle” but he’s available.

Bissouma and VDV are also available although I doubt either will start.

If he has a bit of a niggle he doesn't need to play. Had no idea about VdV, that's great news.

 

[BrooklynYid]

If we play both backup keepers as CBs than we should be able to field 11. Not sure what Ange is all worked up about. Clearly poor Levy is doing his best.

 

[Ted the Yid]

The team

 

[Ted the Yid]

VdV back!

 

[USspur]

Ange "Sarr is injured and shouldn't really be playing"

Levy before the team sheet come out

 

[spurious]

Who says we need another attacker? I count two strikers on the field and two on the bench.

There may even be more in that crop, but I don't know what a Hardy is. Nor a Kyerematen, Ajayi or Olusesi.

Cassanova, I reckon he could penetrate. Score. Get in the box. Threaten the area. And so on.

Regardless, COYS!!!

 

[Havocc]

Wow, a little rotation with Dragu and Deki having a rest

 

[Havocc]

Also Gray and VDV may be our future CB partnership

 

[J.spurs]

Bergvall has a mistake or two in him but it’s been a while since we’ve had a midfielder that buzzes around in and out of possession like he does.

 

[Yid]

Must assume that Dragusin is being rested, otherwise that's a damning decision to drop him for Gray... Who while better is a CM.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

The Swedes have really parked a bus here but we are doing well enough so far.

Davies is picking some lovely spots to run into.

 

[Yid]

Moore getting tons of the ball but a bit wayward with his final ball

 

[ClemFandango]

I think they’ve parked the bus and removed the tyres.

I think we’ll find a way through though.

 

[Yid]

Richie is like a fucking scarecrow...

 

[USspur]

I hate playing against a parked bus

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

No issues at all with the application here. We’ll score a couple of goals in the second half as the opposition run out of legs.

 

[Yid]

No issues at all with the application here. We’ll score a couple of goals in the second half as the opposition run out of legs.

Remember our legs mate...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Remember our legs mate...

True that but the other mob are chasing a lot of tail so far.