Tottenham v Ipswich (A) 22nd Feb 15;00 PL

[Havocc]

4 nuns arrive at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.​

St. Peter is there to meet them with a bowl of Holy Water. St. Peter goes up to the first nun and says, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The first nun responds, "Yes I have. I have touched a penis with the tip of my finger." St. Peter holds out the bowl and says, "Dip your finger in this Holy Water, and be free to enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The first nun gladly follows the instruction and proceeds to enter Heaven.

St. Peter goes to the second nun and again asks, "Have you ever touched a penis?" The second nun replies hesitantly, "Yes. I have touched a penis with my whole hand." St. Peter smiles and says, "Do not despair, simply dip your whole hand into the Holy Water and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The second nun quickly does as she is told and gladly steps forth into Heaven.

At this point the fourth nun cuts in front of the third nun and says, "Listen, I better go next because I'm not gurgling that shit after she sticks her ass in it."

lets fucking go!!

 

[Style And Glory]

Better @Havocc

 

[USspur]

Let fucking win easily. Please.

 

[Havocc]

Porro rested, Udogie and Spence unleashed

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

No Ben today? There was nothing mentioned as far as injury is concerned.

 

[spurious]

Hmmm Scarlett on the bench.

 

[Yid]

Those wingbacks are fucking dangerous going forwards...

Archie Gray is some fucking player... I'd love to see him get some time in the middle of the park...

 

[Yid]

Also think Delap will give Danso a real test today, well see if he is up to the job in the Prem by the end of the game I think...

 

[ClemFandango]

Seems weird having a 3pm Saturday kickoff again. Hasn’t been one for ages.

 

[Yid]

I'd love to see Willy get 45 mins today, I don't think that'll happen unless someone has an absolute stinker, gets a knock or were 3-0 up...

So maybe 10 mins at the end to salvage something for us...!!!

 

[Yid]

FUCK ME 30 seconds...

 

[ClemFandango]

Ipswich have won 3 games all season, one of them being against us.

At the rate we’re going, they’re going to do it again. Fucks sake

 

[Yid]

Delap won't be with them next season, and if he's with us we'd be fucking lucky to have him... He has so much potential...

 

[Havocc]

I still think we have low confidence, that in combination with the pressure to perform now the injuries are over may be see why we look a little vulnerable.

Still, if we soak up the opening 15 here, I think we should be ok

 

[Dave]

If we don't try and sign Delap in the summer, I'll give up. He's a serious player.

 

[Yid]

If we don't try and sign Delap in the summer, I'll give up. He's a serious player.

Straight swap with Solanke... I'd take that all day long.

 

[Yid]

Straight swap with Solanke... I'd take that all day long.

Infact I'd add money to the deal to make it happen

 

[Yid]

That's class from Spence... Gray getting bullied by Delap a bit... Ain't been near him yet

 

[Havocc]

Told you…ride the first 15

13 goals this season, which is not a bad return for him

 

[ClemFandango]

There we go

 

[Yid]

Get in... Tap in merchant strikes again...

 

[Yid]

Our midfield seem to be stepping into them quite well, lots of energy when out of possession...

 

[Dave]

Great play from Sonny but his body language when that went in !?!

 

[Yid]

Vicario is still fucking useless with the ball at his feet... We either need to find a keeper who can do both or we need to not have him in the equation when playing out from the back because he is top level shit...!!!

 

[Yid]

That was a bit more than a tap in... Might see Solomon at this point...!!!

 

[ClemFandango]

Johnson hat trick on the way.

 

[Havocc]

Amazing what happens when you have more fit players and time between games to train properly……

 

[Yid]

Lol the "Sol" song is clearly audible on Nowsports

 

[Yid]

Berigall or whatever the fuck he is called now has had a fantastic 30 mins

 

[Yid]

And then defending....