Tottenham v Leicester (H) 14:00 Sun 26 Jan

[Havocc]

Mickey was on his way to the zoo to deliver a consignment of monkeys when his van breaks down. The monkeys really needed to get to the zoo so Mickey calls his friend Paddy.

Mickey says: "Paddy, I'll give you £50 if you take these monkeys to the zoo for me."

Paddy replies: "Aye not a problem lad, I'll be right there."

So Paddy collects the monkeys and takes them to the zoo.

2 hours later and Mickey is still waiting for the breakdown service to arrive, when suddenly Paddy and the monkeys drive by on the motorway going the other way! So Mickey calls Paddy to find out what's going on.

Mickey asks: 'Oi! I thought I gave you £50 to take the monkeys to the zoo!'

Paddy replies: 'Aye and I did! But I had some money left over so I'm taking them to the cinema now'

Let’s fucking go!!!!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Reckon we’ll win this 4-1.

 

[ClemFandango]

Well with my irrational hatred of Leicester, I'd prefer at least 6-1

But the worse thing is, I can't escape that feeling that every game going forward is going to be "Well if we don't win this, he's gone". If we do lose today, Everton have got Leicester next Saturday so we could drop as low as 16th until we meet Brentford on the Sunday.

It does seem rather incredible that the Dark Lord hasn't yet pulled the trigger though. Sure, even he probably realises that there isn't really anyone who could do a lot different under the circumstances but he's certainly acted on less before.

Maybe that explains the lack of signings as well ?. Maybe the thinking is that we don't want to bring in more players for this manager when the next one might not want them ?

 

[Havocc]

 

[Havocc]

Let’s hope we have some energy. Leicester have had 8 days off

 

[J.spurs]

No Maddison?

 

[ClemFandango]

No Maddison?

Sick or injured you’d assume ?

Mikey Moore gets two assists in his last two appearances and that’s apparently not enough to start and give Deki a rest

 

[J.spurs]

Sick or injured you’d assume ?

Mikey Moore gets two assists in his last two appearances and that’s apparently not enough to start and give Deki a rest

Apparently Ange said Maddison was sore after Thursday.

 

[Yid]

10 mins in and Poro is getting rinsed...

He needs a fucking rest...

 

[Yid]

Sarr and Bentancur don't look mobile in possession... They don't look like bursting their balls to make angles to pass out...

 

[J.spurs]

Sarr and Bentancur don't look mobile in possession... They don't look like bursting their balls to make angles to pass out...

Yeah, both have given the ball away a couple times already.

 

[Havocc]

Doing alright so far. That pass by Bergvhal for the Son chance was lovely

 

[ClemFandango]

Too many big spaces opening up at the back and that cunt Vardy will inevitably get on the end of one of them.

 

[ClemFandango]

Richy … get in

 

[Yid]

What a ball in... Undefendable...

 

[Havocc]

Yes Richy!!!!

 

[Yid]

Yeah, both have given the ball away a couple times already.

Not so much that for me it's the running off the ball opening space to give options for passes... It's making us go round midfield and long... And we're shit at it.

 

[Havocc]

 

[ClemFandango]

Glad we're in front but I won't be happy until we can get another one. You can see how fucked a lot of our lot are, although, to be fair, Sonny has been decent.

 

[USspur]

Will need two maybe three. I have zero confidence in a clean sheet

 

[Yid]

With Ayew and Vardy they have a couple of players who have the ability to grab a goal out of fuck all...

 

[J.spurs]

Not so much that for me it's the running off the ball opening space to give options for passes... It's making us go round midfield and long... And we're shit at it.

Winks was better than either one of them in the first 45.

 

[USspur]

I can’t stand vardy

 

[Yid]

Centre half and keeper contrived to fuck that up... While he mate be better with his feet I'm still not convinced by Kinky

 

[USspur]

I hate this team

 

[J.spurs]

Inexcusable defending on their second.

 

[Yid]

Poro has defended like absolute shit today...

 

[J.spurs]

Inexcusable defending on their second.

I should say inexcusable turnover.

 

[Yid]

Davies and Dragusin both stood off the twat...!!!

 

[Havocc]

Loud noise of “We want Levy out!!!”