Transfer Wishlist

[USspur]

All of the below are to immediately improve our XI, not "one for the future"

Deep lying, ball playing center midfielder
- some guy from boro and another in Germany are being talked about highly on twitter. Personally, I want someone with prem experience but I don't see that happening in the winter window

Left side attacking midfielder / winger
- Not Odobery or Tel. I want someone who is experienced and will scare the opposing fullbacks

Striker
- Ship out Richarlison, maybe Solanke. If both, go get two premier league proven strikers. I don't want "someone who can play across the front three and does well up top". I want a proper striker (or two depending on outgoings).

Goalie
- Need someone used to the physicality and won't be bullied on set pieces and crosses from open play as well as someone who can make accurate medium range passes regularly.

 

[Yid]

Deep lying, ball playing center midfielder

- Bergval could be this... Paulie is the destroyer and Gallagher is the B2B workhorse... Sarr maybe also... Fuck knows, I'd get 1995 Scott Parker back at this point...

Left side attacking midfielder / winger

- I think Odjob is a decent back up, but yeah we need someone who will beat fullbacks and deliver the fucking ball... Tel is a clothes stand right now... Who this player is, fuck knows but it'll cost £50+m... Ginola is my pick...

Striker

- Ship out Richarlison, maybe Solanke. This, 100%... They're both dog shit... We'll lose £50/60m across both players but they're shite... Get that lad from Ipswich that went to the Chavs, he hasn't had a run out for donkeys and would love the games... Probably injured... Will be after a month here anyway. I'd give Dane to way more playing time also... Lineker is still alive

Goalie

- Fuck knows... They're like rocking horse shit and all seem to be deficient in one area or another... Hurelio Gomez was batshit and had a clanger in him... But he wasn't a fanny and a good lad

 

[Havocc]

GK - We should try and get Trafford from City. Future England number 1 if he is looked after. Or we could give Kinsky a run, seems a less error prone keeper.

CM - Wharton from Palace. Break the bank and offer £100m, or Anderson from forest. Go all in.

LW - Yildiz from Juve.

CF - Vlahovic, Delap,

 

[USspur]

Goalie
Guglielmo Vicario, Antonin Kinsky
- Can we get a proper upgrade on Vicario? Is Kinsky that? I like Vicario as a human, but as a goalie I would like us have a better goalie in all facets.

Centre-Backs
Cristian Romero (C),Micky van de Ven, Radu Drăgușin, Kevin Danso, Ben Davies.
- Davies is most likely gone. I can't see Dragusin staying. Romero will be sold because he's speaking out against the board. Vuscavic may slot in immediately if he can handle the physicality of the prem. Even with that though we need investment into our center backs.

Full-Backs: Pedro Porro (RB),Destiny Udogie (LB),Djed Spence (LB/RB),Souza (LB).
- I am happy with Porro and Spence on the right. I am happy with Udogie on the left (if he can stay fit). I have zero confidence in Souza being ready to play a part for us now or ever. Need a left back.

Defensive/Central Midfielders: João Palhinha, Yves Bissouma, Rodrigo Bentancur, Conor Gallagher, Archie Gray, Pape Matar Sarr, Lucas Bergvall
- Sell Bissouma and Bentancur. Sign Palhinha permanently. Need BIG investment in a deep lying passer a la Wharton.

Attacking Midfielders: James Maddison, Xavi Simons
- If / when fit we are OK here.

Wingers: Mohammed Kudus, Wilson Odobert, Dejan Kulusevski
- Need a good investment on a starting caliber left winger

Strikers: Dominic Solanke, Richarlison, Mathys Tel, Randal Kolo Muani.
- Send Muani back to Paris. Sell Richy. Sit Tel down and if he isn't ok being behind Solanke and another prem proven striker and not OK deputizing on the left then sell him. Need a proper striker.

Priorities
1a) Deep lying, ball playing center midfield
1b) Selling the players who aren't good enough
1c) Getting everyone healthy
2) Center backs because we may only have three with the outgoings
3) Proper, out and out Striker to push Solanke (not someone who plays LW and can also play up top).
4) Left winger
5) Goalie (unless Big Vic pushes his way out and Kinsky isnt ready then this bumps way up)
6) Left back

 

[Yid]

I think we're gonna need replacements for Mick, Cutti, Porro and probably Vic... I think they all want out...

As for the rest, who would fucking want them...? And to be fair, who would want to come...?

Gentle Ben will retire and with a 12 gun salute from me...!

That's gonna be so disruptive and expensive.

 

[J.spurs]

Goalie
Guglielmo Vicario, Antonin Kinsky
- Can we get a proper upgrade on Vicario? Is Kinsky that? I like Vicario as a human, but as a goalie I would like us have a better goalie in all facets.

Centre-Backs
Cristian Romero (C),Micky van de Ven, Radu Drăgușin, Kevin Danso, Ben Davies.
- Davies is most likely gone. I can't see Dragusin staying. Romero will be sold because he's speaking out against the board. Vuscavic may slot in immediately if he can handle the physicality of the prem. Even with that though we need investment into our center backs.

Full-Backs: Pedro Porro (RB),Destiny Udogie (LB),Djed Spence (LB/RB),Souza (LB).
- I am happy with Porro and Spence on the right. I am happy with Udogie on the left (if he can stay fit). I have zero confidence in Souza being ready to play a part for us now or ever. Need a left back.

Defensive/Central Midfielders: João Palhinha, Yves Bissouma, Rodrigo Bentancur, Conor Gallagher, Archie Gray, Pape Matar Sarr, Lucas Bergvall
- Sell Bissouma and Bentancur. Sign Palhinha permanently. Need BIG investment in a deep lying passer a la Wharton.

Attacking Midfielders: James Maddison, Xavi Simons
- If / when fit we are OK here.

Wingers: Mohammed Kudus, Wilson Odobert, Dejan Kulusevski
- Need a good investment on a starting caliber left winger

Strikers: Dominic Solanke, Richarlison, Mathys Tel, Randal Kolo Muani.
- Send Muani back to Paris. Sell Richy. Sit Tel down and if he isn't ok being behind Solanke and another prem proven striker and not OK deputizing on the left then sell him. Need a proper striker.

Priorities
1a) Deep lying, ball playing center midfield
1b) Selling the players who aren't good enough
1c) Getting everyone healthy
2) Center backs because we may only have three with the outgoings
3) Proper, out and out Striker to push Solanke (not someone who plays LW and can also play up top).
4) Left winger
5) Goalie (unless Big Vic pushes his way out and Kinsky isnt ready then this bumps way up)
6) Left back

I agree with pretty much all this, but I do think the club (and I) see Gray as the deep-lying CM of the future. Given how much he's played already, probably the near future. I am semi-optimistic that Odobert can develop into a starting caliber LW as well.