The Voice Of Reason
His Majesty King Raffa might be going to Reading as Real Betis don't want him, do what - you caaaants! He wants to come back to England, and I'm sure he'd prefer a season with us passing on his wisdom to our young chaps and playing in cup games than playing fro Reading which is in Wales somewhere I think. I would like that very much. I don't care if he's too old, I don't care if he's injury prone, I don't care about whatever dumb reason you come up with to ridicule this demand I am making to Levy, in fact to pre-empt any anti-raffaism I will tell you to fuck off now, fuck off. Levy, get him in, now, a couple of quid should sort it and I will stop hating you for at least a week.