Vitessse (A) Alternative Champions League Today, 17:45

[Dorset]

Stichting Betaald Voetbal Vitesse are apparently a Dutch team. According to Transfermarkt, their total team market value is €37.5m, or as I like to call it a 6th of one Kane. A step up from NS Mura, but surely not much of a step? 6-0 would do.

 

[BrooklynYid]

27 minutes in and we haven't had a shot.

 

[J.spurs]

Well our second string players aren't quite as good as their first--a sort of ongoing theme in this competition. Midway through the second half, and this is an almost comically bad game.

 

[ClemFandango]

It says a lot that I had no fucking idea that this game was even on. Or I forgot. Or both. But then when I saw the result I just thought "Meh..".

Interesting stats for Dele though according to Twatter.

Dele's 1st half vs Vitesse:
0 shots
0 goals
0 assists
0 key passes
0 chances created
0 tackles attempted
3/4 duels lost
15 accurate passes

 

[NiceOneCyril]

Didn't see it either, probably a blessing. I counted 8 full internationals in the starting 11. And they're not all Welsh.

 

[Style And Glory]

Didn't see it either, probably a blessing. I counted 8 full internationals in the starting 11. And they're not all Welsh.

Missed it too. But I guess I didn't miss much & saved myself 90 mins +

 

[Dorset]

I watched the first half then thought to myself "this is pony, total pony"so I didn't bother with the 2nd half. I don't care if these players were our 2nd or 3rd string, there is no way they should lose to Vitesse. They should have all been working their goolies off to fight for a place in the first team squad, I didn't see much effort or talent in the 45 minutes I watched. Goddle agrees with me, of course he does:

"The attitude was wrong but also there was no ability. There was no one telling Nuno they want to get in the first team. It was very disappointing.

"There were players there who weren't saying: 'I am going to get into that team.' You look inside yourself first, they haven't given it everything and they will have regrets.

"They should be giving it everything because they aren't good enough to get in the first team at the moment. They should be good enough because some of them are full internationals.

 

[Dorset]

The three that annoyed me the most were Winks, Dele and Bergwijn. These blokes should be quality replacements / contenders for first team places, they all need replacing in January.

 

[J.spurs]

Well, I guess it could be worse:
Bodø/Glimt 6 Roma 1

 

[Style And Glory]

Well, I guess it could be worse:
Bodø/Glimt 6 Roma 1

This gives us much needed perspective. It could very well be much worse. That arrogant Kunt could still be here.

 

[J.spurs]

This gives us much needed perspective. It could very well be much worse. That arrogant Kunt could still be here.

Indeed. Looks like things are going pear-shaped at Roma already. No doubt the barcode Saudis are already preparing an offer …

 

[Don Diaz]

The three that annoyed me the most were Winks, Dele and Bergwijn. These blokes should be quality replacements / contenders for first team places, they all need replacing in January.

It's a great shame but they are Norwich, Fulham, Watford, WBA standard, what on earth has happened to Dele..........

 

[Yid]

.....what on earth has happened to Dele..........

He became a millionaire at 20 years old...!!!

Level of fucks significantly diminished at that point.

 

[Dorset]

He became a millionaire at 20 years old...!!!

Level of fucks significantly diminished at that point.

Yep, he's a fucking celebrity now. Do a Google for Dele and you get:

• Dele Alli ditches Pep Guardiola's daughter for a model
• Tottenham’s Dele Alli enjoys date with Made In Chelsea star Nicole Berry
• Dele Alli sparks romance rumours with MIC newcomer Nicole Berry

Football is secondary to his career as a celeb. What a fucked up world we have caused by giving Levy / Sky / Other media companies our money.

 

[Glenjamin]

He became a millionaire at 20 years old...!!!

Level of fucks significantly diminished at that point.

Needs to shave his noggin, ditch that boohoo shite he models and buy some normal looking shoes. Guys turned into a right knob head.

 

[Don Diaz]

Needs to shave his noggin, ditch that boohoo shite he models and buy some normal looking shoes. Guys turned into a right knob head.

hard to disagree

 

[Havocc]

May as well use this thread

10 - 0 win Or Conte is a fraud!

 

[BrooklynYid]

Very environmentally friendly to re-purpose this. I'll predict a 2-0 victory or Conte will assault the players for embarrassing him.

 

[Havocc]

Best 90 seconds of football all season

 

[Havocc]

Ben Davies nearly ruining it. That’s was a pen, lucky there is no VAR in this competition

 

[Style And Glory]

15 mins in, 1 nil. Hope they can keep this pace up

 

[Style And Glory]

22 mins in, 2 nil

 

[Havocc]

Some manager bounce this is!

Kane still seems a little bit off a moment

 

[Style And Glory]

28 mins, 3 nil. Pleasure to watch

 

[Havocc]

We are going to win ALL the trophies

 

[Style And Glory]

Set pieces again

 

[Style And Glory]

If Sonny had closed him down, he wouldn't have gotten the shot away & forcing Lloris into a spectacular save. Hence, they wouldn't have had the corner they scored from.

 

[BrooklynYid]

CONTE OUT!

 

[BrooklynYid]

But really, it should be hard to score from a corner.

 

[Havocc]

Is this going to be like Ossie all over again