The Voice Of Reason
Off we jolly well go again, back to the Lane and 3 more points to add to yuge pile we are collecting, yuge, it's really, really bigly yuge. After that relaxing game against Swansea where nobody was in any doubt that we would win easily, we obviously need to be careful here, don't get too confident because nobody has been able to vince us yet at the Lane for yonks and yonks, OK, I am going to be as overconfident as always and predict 5-0 to the mighty, Laneinvincibles.
We have bagged 53 points from a possible 45 at the Lane this Premier League season, nah, course not even at this early hour of the morning my maffs ain't that bad - it's 41 from a possible 45, blimey geezers! Let's make that 44 from 48 on Saturday.