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I'd like to give this the ..As a side bar to this Nuno thread, I have developed a helpfull list that will enable users to easily distinguish between the levels of cunt we all are apportioning to individuals...
Courtesy of @Dorset, we have the lowest level of cunt, Not A Cunt [NAC].
This is the current status of Mr Santa Clause him self, the THFC manager, Nuno Espirito De Santos... othe notable NAC's would be Bradley Walsh, Ant or Dec... (not sure which one became a bit of a cunt by getting shitfaced and driving into people),Ghandi, Mother Theresa and Philip Schofield.
The next category I'd like to propose is Bit Of A Cunt [BOAC].
This is where the majority of individuals will sit... its very much a transient level and you can side up up down the "cuntometer" whilst remaining a Bit Of A Cunt. Good examples of a BOAC could be me, Gareth Bale, the entire Philimonic Orchestra (juts a bit cunty isn't it),Sir Elton John or basically anyone you could think of. The way I see it is we're all (apart from the aforementioned ordained above) cunts, but we are able to tolerate and even like some cunts more than others.
The top level of cunt reserved for the most heinous level of "cuntishness" is the Cock-Cunt [CC].
CC's are easy to Spot. They're usually called Jose Mourinho, Sol Campbell, Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, whomever decided to call a Marathon Bar a Snickers Bar and Jamie O'Hara's mum for simply not aborting that foetus.
It's considered quite a feat to achieve CC status and once achieved, there is absolutely no way of redeeming yourself. You will forever be a CC.
CC's are a special breed and their ability to continue with their "cuntosity" in the face of pleas for a cessation, verbal abuse, threats of violence or even a distinct lack of any tangible audience, would in any other discipline be applauded. They are and always will be CC's
There is of course a minor sub category that is coined to describe adolescent cunts. The CUNTLING [CNTLNG] is effectively a young cunt in training. Think Justin Beiber (early years, he has now developed into a solid BOAC),that Chav families kid from down the street (if you can't think of one it's your kid and you're the chav family) or Norman from Fireman Sam (That Little Cuntling should have been left to perish numerous times, he cost the Ponty-Pandy taxpayers hundreds of thousands with his cuntosity).
Not A Cunt - NAC
Bit Of A Cunt - BOAC
Cock-Cunt - CC
Cuntling - CNTLNG
Hope this helps.
A week ago you could have snapped up tasty odds of 33/1 on Nuno being next for the chop, today you'd be lucky to get 7/2.He is still NAC, but Nuno has gone into second favourite position just above Steve Bruce to be the next manager to be sacked in the Premier League.
Well, that's a pickle eh? The players don't want to play how the coach wants them to. Who goes, all the players or the coach? It's not just the players who want Poch style football, I do to and there are probably a few more of us. I can't see Nuno lasting very long, it was really unfair of Levy to hire him and probably a bit naive of Nuno to take the job - still I expect he'll earn a nice quid or two and the eternal search for a manager who is not a manger but a coach - will go on and on and on and on......"I think the Tottenham players loved Mauricio Pochettino. I think he was innovative, he was front foot, proactive, they loved him. Those players look to me as if they want a high-pressing, Pochettino-style coach who plays out from the back rather than one that sits back and plays on the counter-attack."
If that's the case then he is not the man I thought he was...His press conference was quite telling when he was asked what type of football he wanted to play and he said “We’ve been told”.
This is the full quote. I’m on my mobile so I didn’t quite get it completely initiallyDid he really say that? That's incredible.
Have you heard about the Tottenham DNA, the Tottenham Way and does it fit with your way?
I have been told and everybody knows. It’s football. Everybody wants to play good, everybody wants to play offensive, everybody wants to score. This is what we chase. Sometimes it’s not possible but we’re aware that this is what we want to do. But it takes a building process to achieve it. And we’re trying.
I read it that they know how they want to play - but it ain't the way Nuno wants them to play, so they compromise and don't bother with either system.Full quote makes a bit more sense I guess. But it really doesn't seem that the players have any idea of how they're meant to be playing.