What are the odds on that?

[Dorset]

The bookmakers are offering 8/1 on Harry getting a hat-trick on Saturday - easy money?

Nope. Harry has scored 8 hat-tricks in 143 Premier League games, he has netted 3 or more in 5.59% of the games he played in which in bookies odds is about 17/1, keep your money in your pocket. Them nasty bookmakers love these silly bets.

Having said that I reckon Harry will net 3 on Saturday so I might take a bit of that 8/1, I just need to decide what I am going to spend my winnings on - or I might do a hat-trick double with Andros Townsend at 500/1 so I'll get £40,000 back on a tenner bet! If I add in the little man legend JD in a treble at 80/1 that's over 3 million quid! See ya suckers, I'm off to a nice little Pacific island.

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

Lend us a tenner then? I say lend in the mentality of a teenage son...

 

[Rev John Ripsher]

See ya suckers, I'm off to a nice little Pacific island.

Let's hope there is no internet there.

Just kidding, mate.

 

[Dorset]

Lend us a tenner then? I say lend in the mentality of a teenage son...

I know that one, it still happens when they are 20,30 and 40 then the grandchildren 'borrow' a few quid as well. I have 'lent' more money than I can remember. The silly cunts don't realise that when I die they will get 5p less than fuck all. I will be laughing in heaven - yeah right like I would go to heaven even if it did exist!