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Wheelchair vs Dele



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I spotted an internet thingy about how Arsehole Wanger regrets sending Wheelchair out on loan and how they would have battered everybody if he had stayed at the Enema stadium this season, so I thought I'd do some in depth research on him and another midfielder that I picked at random.

Jack Wilshere
Age : 25
Partner : Lauren Neal
Police Cautions : 2
Games/Goals : 134 / 7
England Games/Goals : 34 / 2

Dele Alli
Age : 20
Partner : Eric Dier
Police Cautions : 0
Games/Goals : 126 / 42
Premier League Games/Goals : 52 / 20
England Games/Goals : 15 / 2

It's a tough call but would say that Dele just edges it!


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