Where are they now?

[Tottenhamlad]

Doubt any of you facists cunts will be interested in a thread like this but if you do that’s great if not then fuck you all.

Tom Caroll (Aged 29) Touted as our own understudy to Modric he is now playing for Ipswich in league 1.

Aaron Lennon (Ages 34) wow feels like he’s been around for ages and still only 34, anyway he’s back at Burnley after spending some time in Turkey.

Tom Huddlestone (Aged 35) After being a free agent for about a year is back playing for Hull where he spent an earlier spell.

Kyle Naughton (Aged 33) Playing for Swansea in the Championship.

Vincent Jannssen (Aged 27) playing for Monterrey in Mexico.

Will update regularly when can be arsed.

 

[Tottenhamlad]

Fucking hell Corluka played till the end of last season fair play to him. Spent 9 years at Lokomotiv in Russia before retiring aged 35.

 

[spurious]

I swear I heard somewhere that Steven Caulker is playing right now in AFCON.

 

[Don Diaz]

Doubt any of you facists cunts will be interested in a thread like this but if you do that’s great if not then fuck you all.

Tom Caroll (Aged 29) Touted as our own understudy to Modric he is now playing for Ipswich in league 1. had potential but never really developed, was at Swansea with Kyle Naughton below, for a while. Decent but at the right level I suspect.

Aaron Lennon (Ages 34) wow feels like he’s been around for ages and still only 34, anyway he’s back at Burnley after spending some time in Turkey. Loved lennon, but had a bit of the Traore's about him, better than Adama but still a limited final ball.

Tom Huddlestone (Aged 35) After being a free agent for about a year is back playing for Hull where he spent an earlier spell. saw him on TV in the cup against Everton recently, has lost none of his pace (ha ha). Remember his goal against City?

Kyle Naughton (Aged 33) Playing for Swansea in the Championship. Again right level

Vincent Jannssen (Aged 27) playing for Monterrey in Mexico. Shame, we ruined him?

Will update regularly when can be arsed.

 

[Sneeky]

I’m keeping this quote for future use..
“Doubt any of you facists cunts will be interested in a thread like this but if you do that’s great if not then fuck you all.”

 

[Tottenhamlad]

Huddlestone was one of my fav players and I even made a couple of complications off his performances before my account got terminated on Youtube. Just his fitness and agility which held him back but so gifted with the ball.

My fav goal was his rocket vs Bolton if you remember that right into the top corner.

Vincent had great hold up play, very strong but probably just the only things then went for him at this level. Great penalty taker I might add.

 

[Dorset]

Super Pav! I still miss him. He's still playing for FC Znamya Noginsk in the Russian 3rd division and he scored 21 goals in 25 matches last season.

Roberto Soldado Rillo (Bob The Soldier) - one of my all time faves, a proper Yid, it was such a shame that he never scored the goals we all hoped he would but he was a great role model for the younger players and a proper team player. Bobby is playing for Levante Unión Deportiva which is just up the road from my house, well, not just up the road, it's about an hour drive but I ain't going there or any where else at the moment with all this Covid bollocks - I am in the 'venerable' group.

 

[Havocc]

Apparently Timothee Atouba is now a stuntman on the hit Netflix show “Emily in Paris”

 

[Don Diaz]

Sir Bill Nicholson birthday today.

Great man

 

[J.spurs]

I swear I heard somewhere that Steven Caulker is playing right now in AFCON.

Yep, for Sierra Leone. Eligible through his grandfather.

 

[J.spurs]

A quick Google search informs me that Steeeeeeeeeeeed Malbranque, one of my favorites, is still playing in the French fifth division.

 

[Tottenhamlad]

Still playing? Fair play even though it’s the 5th french diviosn.

Gio dos Santos free agent at 32 years old, waste of a talent.

Bassong as well his career came to an end in 2017 kind of aged 31.

 

[Havocc]

Mauricio Taricco donates his hair to a charity which makes merkins for female celebrities

 

[Glenjamin]

Kevin Prince Boateng is still jogging about at Hertha BSC which is where he started which is nice!

 

[Havocc]

Sergei Rebrov makes bootleg vodka to distribute in Russian gulags

 

[Wotspur]

I swear I heard somewhere that Steven Caulker is playing right now in AFCON.

I had really high high hopes for this kid when at Spurs but heard he had issues and when Cardiff came and offered him 55k a week he took the money and saw his career go up in smoke and whilst he would be wealthy if he didn’t have the issues , he didn’t fulfil his potential

 

[Havocc]

Gary Doherty answered an email from a Nigerian prince and ended up being sent £110 million pounds and now lives with his 14 wives on an island south of Peru

 

[Sneeky]

Adebayor was last seen off the Mexican coast out of fuel on a jet-ski by a bunch of pissed up oiks on a booze cruise, whilst Scott Parker is still doing multiple 3 point terns outside Archway Steel.

 

[Don Diaz]

Adebayor was last seen off the Mexican coast out of fuel on a jet-ski by a bunch of pissed up oiks on a booze cruise, whilst Scott Parker is still doing multiple 3 point terns outside Archway Steel.

Archway Steel - home of the mysterious fire......Adebayor home of the mysterious penalty taking run up (remember Basle away)

 

[Dorset]

I wonder what happened to Paulinho - on second thoughts, no I don't. I don't even wonder what happened to the ex-goon who scored 'that goal', you know the one, against the goons, back in 2008.

 

[Don Diaz]

I wonder what happened to Paulinho - on second thoughts, no I don't. I don't even wonder what happened to the ex-goon who scored 'that goal', you know the one, against the goons, back in 2008.

Paulinho turned into a good player again in china then in Spain when he found a league that operated a slightly more than working pace and where tackling wasn't allowed.

Nayim? from the halfway line? Nayeeeeem?

 

[Tottenhamlad]

Marcus Edwards one of our ex academy players has made the step up and moved to Sporting Lisbon. Interesting to see how he fairs.

 

[J.spurs]

Marcus Edwards one of our ex academy players has made the step up and moved to Sporting Lisbon. Interesting to see how he fairs.

Good for him. So much buzz around him early on, shame he didn't make it at the club. I knew he was at another Portuguese club before.

 

[Havocc]

Freddie Kanoute has opened his own tropical fruit cafe on the kings road called “Kanoute’s Canteloupe’s”