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Dorset

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As usual I was up early this morning, us country folk always get up an hour before we go to bed - so, I watched a bit of the winter Olympics on the telly. Ice hockey must be for geezers who have better vision than me, that is most of the world, I teeter on the brink of having my driving licence snatched from my hands every year when they test my mincers. All I see is a load of folks whizzing around smashing fuck out of each other, apparently there is a puck there somewhere, I can't see the fucker but that doesn't spoil my enjoyment of the game.

Those Olympian chaps and chapesses are mental as fuck. Snow boarding, ice hockey, ski jumping, what the actual fuck? The danger level in those sports is unreal. But the one I like the most, and probably the most dangerous of all is curling! Imagine if one of them stones hit you on the toe, fuck, just the thought makes your eyes water. It is so nice that they invented a sport for folks with OCD, they can combine their love of sliding heavy things along the ice with a nice bit of cleaning. I can't wait to see Skeleton Bob later, I hear he's a bit good.
 
Don Diaz

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As usual I was up early this morning, us country folk always get up an hour before we go to bed - so, I watched a bit of the winter Olympics on the telly. Ice hockey must be for geezers who have better vision than me, that is most of the world, I teeter on the brink of having my driving licence snatched from my hands every year when they test my mincers. All I see is a load of folks whizzing around smashing fuck out of each other, apparently there is a puck there somewhere, I can't see the fucker but that doesn't spoil my enjoyment of the game.

Those Olympian chaps and chapesses are mental as fuck. Snow boarding, ice hockey, ski jumping, what the actual fuck? The danger level in those sports is unreal. But the one I like the most, and probably the most dangerous of all is curling! Imagine if one of them stones hit you on the toe, fuck, just the thought makes your eyes water. It is so nice that they invented a sport for folks with OCD, they can combine their love of sliding heavy things along the ice with a nice bit of cleaning. I can't wait to see Skeleton Bob later, I hear he's a bit good.
This is brilliant, can you potentially write a bit of comedy for the telly. Last night I was forced to watch something called 'Trauma' about a bloke who's lost his job, and his son in a stabbing and soon his wife, so he's going a bit mental and very grumpy, it was followed by some other miserable, dark thing, so I walked out because it seemed that there was some sort of trauma type programme on almost every channel, unless you wanted to watch Chelsea, which I didn't.

A good bit of comedy is badly needed, Oh how I used to chuckle at Not the 9'oclock News, the two Ronnies, some bits of Kenny Everett and other shows like that. Where have they all gone? I like Have I got news for you, but where's the new Python brigade?? Cleese, Palin and the boys were 40+ years ago, all we've got to show these days is Michael McIntyre - ok he's a proper Yid and quite funny sometimes, as is Peter Kay, but it's not much to be representing the comedy scene is it. A lot of the rest aren't funny and it's all stand up, where are the comedy shows....

They don't make TV like they used to.
 
skiathospurs

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This is brilliant, can you potentially write a bit of comedy for the telly. Last night I was forced to watch something called 'Trauma' about a bloke who's lost his job, and his son in a stabbing and soon his wife, so he's going a bit mental and very grumpy, it was followed by some other miserable, dark thing, so I walked out because it seemed that there was some sort of trauma type programme on almost every channel, unless you wanted to watch Chelsea, which I didn't.

A good bit of comedy is badly needed, Oh how I used to chuckle at Not the 9'oclock News, the two Ronnies, some bits of Kenny Everett and other shows like that. Where have they all gone? I like Have I got news for you, but where's the new Python brigade?? Cleese, Palin and the boys were 40+ years ago, all we've got to show these days is Michael McIntyre - ok he's a proper Yid and quite funny sometimes, as is Peter Kay, but it's not much to be representing the comedy scene is it. A lot of the rest aren't funny and it's all stand up, where are the comedy shows....

They don't make TV like they used to.
I caught a few minutes of that new open all hours,jaysus you need to be in care to watch that,utter shite.
But TBF you forgot arsenalfantv,best comedy around.
 
Dorset

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I caught a few minutes of that new open all hours,jaysus you need to be in care to watch that,utter shite.
But TBF you forgot arsenalfantv,best comedy around.
That's a fucking travesty that is, Ronnie Barker will rise up as a zombie ninja and eat the brains out of whoever thought that was a good idea. Zombie Roger Lloyd Pack will also chomp the bonce out of the wankers responsible for Green Green Grass, his one and only broom will bring death and destruction on them.
 

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