Huddersfield H (PL) 15:00 Sat 3rd March 2018

[Dorset]

That was a surprise from Huddersfield, they came to play. A well earned 3 points for us and Aurier's throw -ins were first class, the Poch will give him a nice little badge he can wear saying what a good boy he is at throw-ins. Harry's pass for Sonny's second goal was superb, I liked that bigly.

Lucky the result wasn't close or we would be very grumpy with Mr Friend, a penalty and a red card should have been awarded - if only we had that VAR thing - oh hang on, that's pony isn't it and we would probably have had both our goals disallowed and Vertonghen's given because the numpty watching the telly didn't see the 5 Spurs players who were offside.

Magnificent March gets off to a great start, 3 points and up to 3rd, yeah I know the Dippers have a game in had but the toon might duff them over later, and 3 points in the hand are worth more than 3 points in the bush.

 

[Finchbee]

I've got an idea for a change as well - why don't you wait until the end of the match then we can all have a good old chat about it. There is another place where they like one liners all through the game, you know where I mean don't you? Yeah you do. I know you're bursting with excitement but why not try and hold it in? Just my opinion, but those 100 page Match threads with everybody posting their every thought get really tedious.

Alright grumpy......Chill.

 

[Thfcire]

Some brilliant football played today joy to watch this side

 

[Dorset]

Alright grumpy......Chill.

Chill? That wasn't grumpy mate, you know what I'm like when I'm grumpy, I thought that was polite as fuck.

 

[Dorset]

I've had a disaster.....I've had to leave immediately after the second goal, lost one wrinklie before the start and the second one who made it was sitting shivering, even though appropriately dressed. Hope the boys hang on and don't score too many more (not really, Kane hat trick would be nice)

I've learnt a lesson today....

Good for them! Now I am one of the elderly, it is true because I saw an advert for a house in a community for the elderly - 60 and over, it the duty of us senior citizen's to irritate the younger generation, spend any inheritance the whippersnappers thought hey would get and tell them constantly about how we didn't have half the stuff they have in the olden days, and moan about the weather, and about how you can't hear the words in this awful modern pop music like we used to when we listened to golden oldies like Black Sabbath.

 

[Finchbee]

Cant get bored of watching the second goal....sheer brilliance

 

[Don Diaz]

Cant get bored of watching the second goal....sheer brilliance

Yeah and the first one wasn't too shabby either. This team is brilliant.

I wonder if Mr Trippier will start on Wednesday? That would be nice, and who wins the Son vs Lamela starting place? Moura to play two games in 5 days.....whatever next? This team is going places.

 

[Dorset]

Some brilliant football played today joy to watch this side

Yes mate, there were moments of magic yesterday, inches away from perfection and on another day we could have got 6 easy.

 

[Rev John Ripsher]

It would seem that most of our matches recently have been marked by many missed goals, as long as we win these games I am unconcerned, but should we not win and we still create and miss what must be at least 4-5 golden opportunities each game, then I, along with many others will be mightily pissed off.

 

[Dorset]

It would seem that most of our matches recently have been marked by many missed goals, as long as we win these games I am unconcerned, but should we not win and we still create and miss what must be at least 4-5 golden opportunities each game, then I, along with many others will be mightily pissed off.

Are you taking the piss? If this post was meant to be wind-up and to provoke a reaction then good job!

Most of us are chuffed as fuck after scoring 2 great goals and you want to spread toxic 'what-if-fery", maybe you got confused and though this was a different forum?

FYI we have scored just 2 goals less than we had at this stage last season, which was our best ever season in the PL, and those 55 goals so far are the 2nd best in the PL after 29 games. You might have noticed that we got 2 in Italy and nobody has done that for years.

 

[Rev John Ripsher]

^^^^^^^

You forgot to tell me to fuck right off....

 

[skiathospurs]

Yeah and the first one wasn't too shabby either. This team is brilliant.

I wonder if Mr Trippier will start on Wednesday?

aurier is supended so yes!!

 

[conor1]

Can't stop watching that 2nd goal. Absolutely brilliant. So simple but brilliant. Kanes pass was different class. The media no doubt will call it De Bruynesque. No, it was better than anything that one season wonder has produced up to now.

 

[Dorset]

Can't stop watching that 2nd goal. Absolutely brilliant. So simple but brilliant. Kanes pass was different class. The media no doubt will call it De Bruynesque. No, it was better than anything that one season wonder has produced up to now.

It was pure magic! That old song 'He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where" could have been written just for Harry. When you read bollocks about how he is missing goals and is off form it makes me wonder if they actually watch the rest of the fantastic work he does while he's not banging them in. World class player without doubt.

 

[conor1]

It was pure magic! That old song 'He's here, he's there, he's every fucking where" could have been written just for Harry. When you read bollocks about how he is missing goals and is off form it makes me wonder if they actually watch the rest of the fantastic work he does while he's not banging them in. World class player without doubt.

Best and most influential player in the league by a distance imo

 

[Don Diaz]

aurier is supended so yes!!

Very good point, well made....now where's my coat...

 

[Dorset]

Very good point, well made....now where's my coat...

Probably in the same place as my fucking slippers.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Crypto's ratings:

Lloris - made a brilliant save whilst have precisely nothing else to do. 7
Aurier - his throw-in's were better. Solid enough. 6
Sanchez - composed performance. 6
Vertonghen - see Sanchez. 6
Davies - honest as usual. Has gone past Rose now. 6
Dier - did his job. 6
Dembele - nothing to see here. 6
Eriksen - kept it ticking over nicely. 6
Dele - a lovely ball for the opener and did well. 7
Son - class. 9
Kane - that pass for the second goal was absolutely filthy. 7

Sissoko, Moura, Lamela - not on long enough to rate.