Bournemouth (H) 15;00 30th Aug EPL

[Havocc]

Let’s fucking go

New seat for the season. East lower, second row.

 

[J.spurs]

View attachment 2050Let’s fucking go

New seat for the season. East lower, second row.

Incredible seat

 

[J.spurs]

 

[ClemFandango]

For the first time in a long time I’m expecting 3 points here.

 

[J.spurs]

Great energy to start

 

[J.spurs]

Oh FFS

 

[ClemFandango]

Fucking hell

 

[Dave]

We could be 0-3 down here. So flat. The zonal marking at set pieces is not working either. Can't believe we're in this game tbh...

 

[Yid]

Dog shit...

Their plan is to work hard bully us and apply pressure on our fullbacks and it's working a treat.

They're playing through and round us with ease...

Vic is keeping it decent in the first half...

Out plan is far from clear apart from Johnson doing some first time horse shit flick inside to their centre half every time he gets he ball...

Richie isn't holding up shit...

Our midfield is over run there are more of them...

Our fullbacks don't like defending...

Long balls won't stick...

No one to cross it to even if we did get past the first man...

This looks a far cry from both previous games...

 

[Yid]

Fucking 10-0 on shots on goal.

Fuck off Spurs...

 

[J.spurs]

I don’t think we can be that bad in the second half. On the manager to get it sorted out. This was a team performance but Richy in particular has been dreadful and the midfield 3 are chasing shadows.

 

[Havocc]

That was awful, crowd is angry. No movement in the final 3rd. Bournemouth have been much stronger

 

[Yid]

Semenio ripping Poro a new arse...

 

[Yid]

Who have we got to bring on...? Who changes this for us...? We're creating absolutely fuck all...

 

[J.spurs]

Who have we got to bring on...? Who changes this for us...? We're creating absolutely fuck all...

Was just thinking the same thing. This is as bad as we’ve played in a very long time.

 

[Yid]

These cunts have been wasting time since 30 mins in...

Home fans leaving early... Bunch of cunts.

 

[Dave]

These cunts have been wasting time since 30 mins in..

Those cunts have been brilliant since kick off and we've been absolutely shite since then.
If we snatch something it'll be daylight robbery.

 

[Yid]

Absolutely fucking cats aids...

 

[Yid]

Levy out the bald mini-me cunt....

 

[Yid]

Maybe that's a Frank "get back in the transfer market you tight cunt" moment...?

 

[Yid]

That's an absolute shambles at home... Pauline was garbage, Bentancur was horse shit, the rest were worse ...

 

[Yid]

I'm sooo pissed and sooo pissed... Imagine the CL lads, this is going to be a massacre our squad is weaker than it's ever been...

We've got some young kids but can we rely on them... This isn't the 90's and we're not Utd... We haven't got Becks/Scholes and Gigsy coming through... We've got tell and Odobert and Johnson...

FFS...

Also Efes Malt is a delicious beer but my bloods sugars are absolutely ruined and I'm not sure if I should stop or not... (I'm not gonna stop)...

 

[ClemFandango]

For the first time in a long time I’m expecting 3 points here.

Well you can fuck right off.

 

[BrooklynYid]

Assuming there was a team party last night, because we looked entirely hung over. All that was required was hard running and we couldn't manage it. And now i see why the spammers were so frustrated with Kudus. Not a good decision maker. Maybe they thought international break started last week? Effort was shocking.

 

[Havocc]

Relying on Solanke or Richalison will not be great this season.

Also, I love a 2.5 train journey home after and loss..

 

[Yid]

Relying on Solanke or Richalison will not be great this season.

 

[J.spurs]

Assuming there was a team party last night, because we looked entirely hung over. All that was required was hard running and we couldn't manage it. And now i see why the spammers were so frustrated with Kudus. Not a good decision maker. Maybe they thought international break started last week? Effort was shocking.

To be fair he barely touched the ball through the first 2/3 of the game. My biggest issue with him was that he left Porro completely exposed in the first half. He couldn’t cope with Semenyo. Just a terrible team performance.Shocking how easily they were able to impose themselves on us physically. Bergvall made a difference when he came on and Tel looked lovely, but as others have said that was absolute shit.

 

[Yid]

Pauline looked utter jank..... Hope that's not him done...

 

[Yid]

Also frozen pinocolada... Fuck that, brain freez every 2 minutes...

Went for Miller genuine draft to finish the evening...

I thought it'd be Yankee piswasser, but it was actually very tasty...

I think I'm having a hyperglycaemia attack however...

Yid army...

 

[SpiderSpurs]

Tottenham’s last 7 results prior to international breaks:

Spurs 0-1 Bournemouth
Fulham 2-0 Spurs
Spurs 1-2 Ipswich
Brighton 3-2 Spurs
Newcastle 2-1 Spurs
Fulham 3-0 Spurs
Wolves 2-1 Spurs