Anyone up for a Premier Fantasy Football League?

[Dave]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....For FUCK SAKE!

Fuck Saka, injured in the warm up!!...waste of space. I'm selling him straight away. Useless cunt.

Not that I take this Fantasy League seriously of course...pffffttt....
Doesn't bother me either way.....

Whatever...

 

[Dave]

Oh my fucking GOD! I missed the deadline. I've got 2 players playing for the entire match week!

I think I've done an Arsenal.

 

[ClemFandango]

I think you'll be fine. I expect the league positions are pretty much set now.

 

[Style And Glory]

I keep forgetting to set mine up. I've got 4 or 5 not playing.

 

[Dave]

I think you'll be fine. I expect the league positions are pretty much set now.

No i WONT be fine @ClemFandango . I wont be fine at all!!!
I built such a commanding lead against all you cunts and now I've allowed you all back in to challenge my undoubted greatness.
I really want the coveted PROPER SPURSY INAUGURAL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHALLENGE TROPHY 2025/26.

 

[ClemFandango]

No i WONT be fine @ClemFandango . I wont be fine at all!!!
I built such a commanding lead against all you cunts and now I've allowed you all back in to challenge my undoubted greatness.
I really want the coveted PROPER SPURSY INAUGURAL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHALLENGE TROPHY 2025/26.

Considering I was bottom for the vast majority of the season, I'm going to be looking forward to my 4th place trophy very much !

 

[Yid]

No i WONT be fine @ClemFandango . I wont be fine at all!!!
I built such a commanding lead against all you cunts and now I've allowed you all back in to challenge my undoubted greatness.
I really want the coveted PROPER SPURSY INAUGURAL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHALLENGE TROPHY 2025/26.

Open top bus... ... ?

 

[Dave]

Open top bus... ... ?

Now your talkin...

 

[USspur]

Considering I was bottom for the vast majority of the season, I'm going to be looking forward to my 4th place trophy very much !

Is it out of four?

 

[Ted the Yid]

Oh my fucking GOD! I missed the deadline. I've got 2 players playing for the entire match week!

I think I've done an Arsenal.

I think a lot of players got caught out this week.

 

[ClemFandango]

Congratulations Dave for winning the league.

.. and congratulations ME for winning the cup !

 

[Dave]

Congratulations Dave for winning the league.

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.. and congratulations ME for winning the cup !

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Thank you @ClemFandango and thank you to everyone that made it happen. Ie: Me
I'm very proud to have won the PROPER SPURSY INAUGURAL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHALLENGE TROPHY 2025/26.

...and congrats on winning the cup Clem.

It was a roller coaster but although I forgot to update my teams at times, my undoubted skill and general brilliance saw me through
I only hope that all you cunts get your finger out and try and challenge my "Undoubted brilliance" next season.
Thanks again....sniff sniff...sorry, but it's quite emotional ...

If any of you want to join me on my open top bus victory parade, you're all very welcome. In fairness Clem, I don't mind if you want to share the bus with the Cup....we'll save a few quid.
Until next season....
I love you all....
Dave.

 

[Ted the Yid]

Thank you @ClemFandango and thank you to everyone that made it happen. Ie: Me
I'm very proud to have won the PROPER SPURSY INAUGURAL FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHALLENGE TROPHY 2025/26.

...and congrats on winning the cup Clem.

It was a roller coaster but although I forgot to update my teams at times, my undoubted skill and general brilliance saw me through
I only hope that all you cunts get your finger out and try and challenge my "Undoubted brilliance" next season.
Thanks again....sniff sniff...sorry, but it's quite emotional ...

If any of you want to join me on my open top bus victory parade, you're all very welcome. In fairness Clem, I don't mind if you want to share the bus with the Cup....we'll save a few quid.
Until next season....
I love you all....
Dave.

A well deserved victory played with style and finesse, unlike the dull gooner scum.

 

[Style And Glory]

Congrats to Dave & Clem!
Well deserved.

Here at Eintracht Mind (King Dom) where there has been neglect both on & off the pitch, there will be an autopsy & some heads will roll. Squad wasn't refreshed on numerous occasions & not all options (ie bench boost; triple captain etc) were even utilized.

I may have made it to a Cup Final but I pulled a Romero & watched Spurs' final match instead of my own.