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A bit snowed under...

Yid

Yid

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No sorry mate I'm not having that, it's just an ordinary eel that someone has bunged on the grass. I used to catch eels when I was a kid and those fuckers can live for hours out of the water, even when you have cut their fucking heads off they still wander about all over the place for days. You can bung decapitated eels in the sink downstairs ready for tomorrow's lunch and wake up in the middle of the night to the fuckers climbing up the stairs to moan about having their bonces chopped off.
Yup I remember catching a fucking monster of an eel and bringing it home for the old man as he told me he like to eat them.... he was clearly a lying cunt and told me he didn't want it. So wraps the cunt in newspaper and tossed it in the bin.

Middle of the night mother screams the fucking house down as there is eel jizz and a fucking huge eel slithering round the kitchen...

Needless to say I didn't kosh it properly and it was well pissed off at being kosher and not being in water.

Next morning I was instructed to take it straight back to the river where it slither off right as rain a full 18 hours after I caught it.
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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I googled 'Chicken Whisperer' and went onto images......there is some seriously 'niche' stuff out there.....get yourself one of those mugs mate!!!

I dont think having 3 chickens to avoid strimming really puts me up there!;)
 
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