City Break/Holiday 🧳 🛫✈️🛬

[SpursStone]

Off to Palermo in November, really looking forward to it.

Anyone been?

 

[Havocc]

I thought Palermo was in Italy?

 

[SpursStone]

Had 4 days in Palermo, was really looking forward to it. While it had a some really lovely spots, the city on the whole is a literal shit tip.

Fucking horrid, I'll never go back and wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

 

[J.spurs]

Had 4 days in Palermo, was really looking forward to it. While it had a some really lovely spots, the city on the whole is a literal shit tip.

Fucking horrid, I'll never go back and wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

I’ve heard it’s pretty scruffy—had a friend/colleague who spent time at the university there. Sorry to hear that, it’s always shit to have a holiday ruined

 

[Yid]

Tell your where is a shit hole...

Marrakech... Dirty, stinking, fucking tourist trap with the letchiest men I have ever fucking come across... Horrible cunts.

I've never been to a "3rd world country" but this can't be far fucking from it...

I imagine other parts of Morocco are probably nice, but I won't be in a fucking rush to go back to Marrakech any time soon...

Our Riad was beautiful, clean and a genuine escape from the absolute scramble for cash that went on in the main old part of the city...

I know there is a new modern area that is basically European shops, restaurants and experiences... But if I wanted that I'd have stayed at home...!

We visited some beautiful old palaces, mosques and other historical bits but again the abject poverty and disparity between those who have and those who don't... Is stark... The amount of people trying to take you for a walk or show you things off the beaten track is shocking... I don't know what these dodgy cunts are up to as I told them "no thank you kind sir" but I have read stories and speaking to hotel staff was told under no circumstances follow these cunts.

We did go out into the desert to watch the sun set over the Atlas mountains... Genuinely beautiful and a real experience.

The food was nice at the Riad but we wanted to try the local cuisine.

I obviously subsequently got an attack of the shits deep into the cavernous labyrinthian market and nearly turned myself inside fucking out sprinting across the market square with the wife and daughter trying to keep up as I went all in on a restaurant as a place to leave my stomach lining...

I then discovered, after extremely loudly emptying my bowels for a good 10 minutes, that I had to pay some cunt for bog roll... before I entered the fucking cubicle...

I had to waddle back out after shedding half my bodyweight in shitty lava, to request, per fucking sheet, the utensils to as best as I can, mop up my fudgey sweating arse crack...

Needless to say I didn't make it back to the Riad and a meer 300m away from the restaurant I had just committed a hate crime at, I had to dive into another one and commit a serial offence... Free bog roll in this one so every cloud and all that...

I then managed to make the 10 min walk back to the Riad, to the utter disgust of my family members where I ruined their holiday with various wails, smells and noises that they state... Will haunt them forever...

I do not work for the Marrakech tourist board BTW...