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Yid

Yid

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I have a new (old) found love for fruity brown sauce... I would say HP but it's not, its the Aldi variant and it is very pleasant...

I was a daddies man but switched to HP (not through choice) and have now (again not through choice) moved over to the discount variety...

I may ask Santa for some Daddies to have with my Chrimbo dinner if the world still exists by that point.

If not, then I'll be dead and Aliens who find our desolate world in millenia to come will find this message and garner the information to either recreate human life in order for it to be enslaved to them as fluffers on their alien porno movies or they will recreate the fruity brown goodness of Daddies Brown Sauce...

Or maybe H will stay...

I think I know which is more likely...
 
J.spurs

J.spurs

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Yid said:
I have a new (old) found love for fruity brown sauce... I would say HP but it's not, its the Aldi variant and it is very pleasant...

I was a daddies man but switched to HP (not through choice) and have now (again not through choice) moved over to the discount variety...

I may ask Santa for some Daddies to have with my Chrimbo dinner if the world still exists by that point.

If not, then I'll be dead and Aliens who find our desolate world in millenia to come will find this message and garner the information to either recreate human life in order for it to be enslaved to them as fluffers on their alien porno movies or they will recreate the fruity brown goodness of Daddies Brown Sauce...

Or maybe H will stay...

I think I know which is more likely...
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I'd actually give better odds for the alien porn fluffer scenario than for the club investing the proceeds of the sale of HK in a squad rebuild. More likely would be that Levy finds an Aldi variant for Harry, or, like the missus, goes shopping for a replacement striker and a number 10, but comes back with a set of lawn darts, a bag of frozen tilapia, and six sleeves of styrofoam cups.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
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J.spurs said:
I'd actually give better odds for the alien porn fluffer scenario than for the club investing the proceeds of the sale of HK in a squad rebuild
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....I'd agree because when Levy did that with the Bale money, he fucked it up and now won't (ever) do it again, plus he didn't have the Stadium debt then....

Levy just sell the fucking club to Bezos and then we can 'buy' success like Chelsea did and City have done recently and we'll be just the same as the rest of Europe's 'top' clubs. Football at elite level is over folks........

Who fancies supporting Norwich City next season, they had good fans when they came to the Lane.
 
Yid

Yid

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Don Diaz said:
....I'd agree because when Levy did that with the Bale money, he fucked it up and now won't (ever) do it again, plus he didn't have the Stadium debt then....

Levy just sell the fucking club to Bezos and then we can 'buy' success like Chelsea did and City have done recently and we'll be just the same as the rest of Europe's 'top' clubs. Football at elite level is over folks........

Who fancies supporting Norwich City next season, they had good fans when they came to the Lane.
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I'm in...
 
Havocc

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So, Sky Sports leak news based on a Gary Neville interview that they are promoting.

I watches the preview of the interview, there is nothing different to what he said in April
 
spurious

spurious

Player in Training.
Havocc said:
So, Sky Sports leak news based on a Gary Neville interview that they are promoting.

I watches the preview of the interview, there is nothing different to what he said in April
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Doesn't sound like this is a done deal by any means. It will get ugly if Harry wants to go and Levy wants to Levy, but him saying he wants an honest chat with the chairman is the beginning not the end.

But it's far more likely than not. If Danny boy can convince Harry to stay with the mess we have to clean up, he really is a magnificent salesman.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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Imagine Spurs next season without Kane, Son and Bale
 
Yid

Yid

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Don Diaz said:
Imagine Spurs next season without Kane, Son and Bale
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33% of that is happening...
66% of that is more than likely...
100% is not out of the realms of impossible...

That is fucking frightening...

Club is a fucking shit show of a circus.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Congratulations to Harry on his 3rd Premier League Golden Boot award. I expect there will be more, but I am thinking he might not be winning them in a white shirt. I hope he stays but I will not be remotely umpty if he decides to move on, he deserves some shineys.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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Dorset said:
Congratulations to Harry on his 3rd Premier League Golden Boot award. I expect there will be more, but I am thinking he might not be winning them in a white shirt. I hope he stays but I will not be remotely umpty if he decides to move on, he deserves some shineys.
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Well said
 
ClemFandango

ClemFandango

Lord High Chief of the Privvy
The Independent are now claiming that Levy has raised the price he wants for Kane to £200m

With Kane, it is now believed around the club that money “starts with a two”. Numerous sources say Levy would want at least £200m to even consider selling. That’s how important Kane is to the club.
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www.independent.co.uk

The factors that will decide Harry Kane’s Tottenham future

There are fair questions and uncomfortable truths that go beyond just an asking price for England’s captain
www.independent.co.uk www.independent.co.uk

Just shows you the kind of cunt we know Levy is.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Maybe he will give us one more season to propel us into UCL and then go off and win trophies. Depends on the manager.

Wishful thinking.

Hope he goes to city (if anyone in the premand wins a load of trophies.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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J.spurs said:
I remember thinking he looked way off the pace in his debut in the EL--Hearts, I think? Fortunately some of my comments at the time were posted in a place that never existed.
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I remember him at Millwall and also against Glentoran I think for us
 
Glenjamin

Glenjamin

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Don Diaz said:
Me.....never thought he’d make it.
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J.spurs said:
I remember thinking he looked way off the pace in his debut in the EL--Hearts, I think? Fortunately some of my comments at the time were posted in a place that never existed.
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Definitely one of those players who got where they are by trying like fuck! Obviously nature ability under there to but he sure wasn't a natural at a younger age!
 
spurious

spurious

Player in Training.
I remember reading comments on a fan forum after one of his loan spells ended (Norwich? Leicester?) and found myself agreeing. The poster said "He has his moments, and works hard, but watching him I can't help thinking Spandau Ballet is short a saxophone player."
 
J.spurs

J.spurs

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Yid said:
Norwich sent him back... because they thought we'd mugged them off...!!!
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Reminds me of when Harry supposedly tried to ship Bale off to Birmingham or somewhere. Another player I had my doubts about, tbh
 
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