If Levy gave Poch £30m now........

[Havocc]

If Levy gave Poch £30m now........

Divide it across the squad as a bonus for winning the premier league

 

[Dorset]

If Levy gave Poch £30m now........

Divide it across the squad as a bonus for winning the premier league

Nice! Maybe he could buy them pizzas like Claudio did last year? How about he buys us all pizzas? Let's say there are 60,000 Spurs fans who deserve a pizza, and each pizza costs five quid, then that means we can all have ten pizzas? I know there are some lard- guzzlers here who are greedy fuckers and would eat all their 10 pizzas in one go, buy most of us would just have 1 pizza on 10 different days because we are fucking gentlemen (and lady) with proper manners innit. I'd rather have haddock and chips though Mr Pokeychinio, so when you're putting the order in that's 59,999 pizzas and 1 haddock and chips OK?

 

[skiathospurs]

Nice! Maybe he could buy them pizzas like Claudio did last year? How about he buys us all pizzas? Let's say there are 60,000 Spurs fans who deserve a pizza, and each pizza costs five quid, then that means we can all have ten pizzas? I know there are some lard- guzzlers here who are greedy fuckers and would eat all their 10 pizzas in one go, buy most of us would just have 1 pizza on 10 different days because we are fucking gentlemen (and lady) with proper manners innit. I'd rather have haddock and chips though Mr Pokeychinio, so when you're putting the order in that's 59,999 pizzas and 1 haddock and chips OK?

and a saveloy please to eat on the way home

 

[conor1]

If offered the moolah, he should simply turn to Levy and say..........................

 

[skiathospurs]

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Isnt that exactly what happened when schniederlin went to united,he just told Levy he had a plan,oh how they moaned when 1st game Dier was in midfield.
Really how much money has Poch made the club??CL,85k at wembley 3 times,dele,dier,kane,rose,walker,guess they just improved themeselves cos clearly the man cant coach.My god imagine if these planks actually got their wish and we had either van gaal or de boer instead,10s and 10s of millions worse off and still in a shit state.

Fuck it,just give poch £30m and say thank you,good job mate.

 

[Dorset]

and a saveloy please to eat on the way home

Right, we need to get organised. Who wants pizza and who wants a saveloy and who wants salt and vinegar? You can't have fish and chips AND a saveloy, that would be greedy, yes I know it's the very bollox of the dog, but then you will be wanting a pickled onion AND a gherkin AND a couple of slices to make a butty with and it will get confusing. Some people will want a battered sausage, which is my personal preference, some will want mushy peas and they will leak all over the Poch's strides in the car on the way back. Make your mind up people, pizza or fish and chips (haddock for me please, and I want freshly fried chips not the leftovers from lunch time and a little sachet of tomato ketchup).

 

[Liam]

and a saveloy please to eat on the way home

Oh I do love a good savaloy it's the one thing I miss living up north, and going to the lane on a regular basis!!

 

[Ted the Yid]

Right, we need to get organised. Who wants pizza and who wants a saveloy and who wants salt and vinegar? You can't have fish and chips AND a saveloy, that would be greedy, yes I know it's the very bollox of the dog, but then you will be wanting a pickled onion AND a gherkin AND a couple of slices to make a butty with and it will get confusing. Some people will want a battered sausage, which is my personal preference, some will want mushy peas and they will leak all over the Poch's strides in the car on the way back. Make your mind up people, pizza or fish and chips (haddock for me please, and I want freshly fried chips not the leftovers from lunch time and a little sachet of tomato ketchup).

Well, after moaning in the take away thread about not finding a decent Chinese, I found a decent Chinese! So I'll have one of those please, a spring roll, not the little ones that you get 8 of but a proper sized one, ribs in sweet and sour sauce, beef chow mein and maybe a sneaky qtr duck.

 

[skiathospurs]

Well, after moaning in the take away thread about not finding a decent Chinese, I found a decent Chinese! So I'll have one of those please, a spring roll, not the little ones that you get 8 of but a proper sized one, ribs in sweet and sour sauce, beef chow mein and maybe a sneaky qtr duck.

you fucking torturous bastard.......

 

[Yid]

Right, we need to get organised. Who wants pizza and who wants a saveloy and who wants salt and vinegar? You can't have fish and chips AND a saveloy, that would be greedy, yes I know it's the very bollox of the dog, but then you will be wanting a pickled onion AND a gherkin AND a couple of slices to make a butty with and it will get confusing. Some people will want a battered sausage, which is my personal preference, some will want mushy peas and they will leak all over the Poch's strides in the car on the way back. Make your mind up people, pizza or fish and chips (haddock for me please, and I want freshly fried chips not the leftovers from lunch time and a little sachet of tomato ketchup).

Can I have a large chicken shiesh please lads. Full sald including jalapeños chili and garlic sauce please.

 

[conor1]

@Dorset put me down for cod, chips and peas please with salt and vinegar. Maybe we could throw in a beer just to wash it down.

 

[Don Diaz]

I like a proper sausage from the chippy with my fish and chips just for a bit of a different flavour. Our local 'Andrew's Plaice' clever eh? Does brilliant fish and chips and giant proper sausages as well as saveloys and giant ones in batter, why would you coat a sausage in batter? Don't understand that at all!!! Or mushy peas, why squash them they don't come squashed do they? It's madness

 

[conor1]

I like a proper sausage from the chippy with my fish and chips just for a bit of a different flavour. Our local 'Andrew's Plaice' clever eh? Does brilliant fish and chips and giant proper sausages as well as saveloys and giant ones in batter, why would you coat a sausage in batter? Don't understand that at all!!! Or mushy peas, why squash them they don't come squashed do they? It's madness

With you on the peas front. I should have made that clear to dorset. Not mushy @Dorset. Now I don't mind them being slightly overcooked but not mushy. Mustn't be mushy.

 

[conor1]

Isnt that exactly what happened when schniederlin went to united,he just told Levy he had a plan,oh how they moaned when 1st game Dier was in midfield.
Really how much money has Poch made the club??CL,85k at wembley 3 times,dele,dier,kane,rose,walker,guess they just improved themeselves cos clearly the man cant coach.My god imagine if these planks actually got their wish and we had either van gaal or de boer instead,10s and 10s of millions worse off and still in a shit state.

Fuck it,just give poch £30m and say thank you,good job mate.

Its horrible luck for Vertonghen but I must say in years gone by an injury like this to one of our key men would have filled most of us with dread about the way forward and how we would cope without someone like him. Honestly tho, I'm not in the least concerned about how we will cope this time around. Davies and/or Wimmer I have no doubt are chomping at the bit to get in there and be part of a side that is performing so well. Again, imo, this is absolutely down to the way Pochettino has engrained the team ethic into the squad. A key player out, a more than able replacement straight in. I have a hunch Ben Davies might be the man.

 

[Don Diaz]

And if we have to have pizza I'd like a hot and spicy one but not too hot....something with pepperoni, jalapeños ground beef that sort of thing with a slice or two of something sweet to follow....ham and pineapple, would be perfect, why is that called a Hawaiian?

 

[Yid]

Its horrible luck for Vertonghen but I must say in years gone by an injury like this to one of our key men would have filled most of us with dread about the way forward and how we would cope without someone like him. Honestly tho, I'm not in the least concerned about how we will cope this time around. Davies and/or Wimmer I have no doubt are chomping at the bit to get in there and be part of a side that is performing so well. Again, imo, this is absolutely down to the way Pochettino has engrained the team ethic into the squad. A key player out, a more than able replacement straight in. I have a hunch Ben Davies might be the man.

Good point mate... it's only fair while Verts is out to get him somthing too... @Dorset as you seem to be organising this it'd be nice to ask Verts (probably via Twitter or some shit like that) what he fancies. Top lad.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Right, we need to get organised. Who wants pizza and who wants a saveloy and who wants salt and vinegar? You can't have fish and chips AND a saveloy, that would be greedy, yes I know it's the very bollox of the dog, but then you will be wanting a pickled onion AND a gherkin AND a couple of slices to make a butty with and it will get confusing. Some people will want a battered sausage, which is my personal preference, some will want mushy peas and they will leak all over the Poch's strides in the car on the way back. Make your mind up people, pizza or fish and chips (haddock for me please, and I want freshly fried chips not the leftovers from lunch time and a little sachet of tomato ketchup).

I'll bypass the fish thanks @Dorset