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Yid

Yid

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Guess that's why th OP declined to respond and join in with the banter...

Scuttled off back to the safety of familiar shores.
 
Liam

Liam

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Welcome along @ehh56. Fuck the old place, it's better here. you can say things like fuck without being banned, I think someone once had the balls to call @Dorset a cunt and not only did they not get banned, he didn't go full numpty bollocking them either. I may have dreamed that bit, or just made it up completely either way it's a bit more laid back here. You're allowed to be unhappy with a performance or player just don't go around saying the club is shit based on 7 minutes of football. Anyway I prefer it here, enjoy.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Welcome along @ehh56. Fuck the old place, it's better here. you can say things like fuck without being banned, I think someone once had the balls to call @Dorset a cunt and not only did they not get banned, he didn't go full numpty bollocking them either. I may have dreamed that bit, or just made it up completely either way it's a bit more laid back here. You're allowed to be unhappy with a performance or player just don't go around saying the club is shit based on 7 minutes of football. Anyway I prefer it here, enjoy.
I don't mind in the slightest being called a cunt, I will obviously fire one back and that is what the numpties really didn't like, they would call me a cunt in sly, underhanded ways, not having the cojones to actually call me a cunt, they would talk about 'certain posters' when they were obviously talking about me. I'm not paranoid, but they WERE all talking about me, the cunts.

There were so many thin skinned Nancys in the other place, always bleating about their rights to post their opinions while trying to take away my rights to call them wankers, cunts. They had this strange idea that I was protected by some sort of secret organisation like in 'The Da Vinci Code' I liked that idea, 'The Dorset Code' has a nice ring to it. It was because I wasn't banned when I went medieval on their bottoms, fuck knows why, maybe there IS a secret organisation that is so secret I don't even know I am a member of it!

I had some of the cunts whingeing about my swearing, cunts. If they were to ever actually go and watch a real game of soccer they would hate it because one or two of the chaps in the pub and on the what I like to still call terraces, may occasionally say a bad word! Oh the horror! Who will protect the children? Fuck them cunts, the numpties and the children, cunts all of them.

I don't get the need to pretend to be something we're not because of all this PC shit. When I am in a business meeting with clients I try and restrict my use of 'what your talking 'bout you stupid cunt' but when I am off duty and bantering about football then I can be myself. It is liberating, the cunts should try it, but God would probably strike them dead because they know that God doesn't like swearing or anal sex or heavy metal music or drugs or not wearing hats or not having a beard or equality for women or anything those cunts don't like.

Talking about cunts, I don't like these dual nationality cunts who are posting here AND in the other place, cunts they are, but they generally end up on my ignore list - yes, I have one even here in paradise.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Looked nice did it? I see you have fucked off back to the other place now. I expect you'll be back here the next time it goes down, because it will happen and I will bet a few quid there won't be a hero around to fix it then. Oh how lucky you were to have your own superhero ready to swoop in and save you all.

Off you toddle then, we're not good enough for you are we? All those nice welcome messages you got - oh dear, a bit previous they were, a bit previous indeed. I'll stick you on my ignore list just in case you have the fucking nerve to return here.
 
Motspur Hotspur

Motspur Hotspur

Player in Training.
Looked nice did it? I see you have fucked off back to the other place now. I expect you'll be back here the next time it goes down, because it will happen and I will bet a few quid there won't be a hero around to fix it then. Oh how lucky you were to have your own superhero ready to swoop in and save you all.

Off you toddle then, we're not good enough for you are we? All those nice welcome messages you got - oh dear, a bit previous they were, a bit previous indeed. I'll stick you on my ignore list just in case you have the fucking nerve to return here.
Who the fuck gave you an ignore list? That's damned rotten unsportsmanship I say. I really liked the idea of you being forced to read everything!
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Who the fuck gave you an ignore list? That's damned rotten unsportsmanship I say. I really liked the idea of you being forced to read everything!
I don't need to read anything - that's why I have Disk-skypals, they tell me what I need to know.
 
Yid

Yid

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You know what, I've changed my mind you cunt.

Your not welcome.

Fuck off back to the shit hole you came from you two faced piece of shit.

Feel free to tell those other cunts including your new Messiah who graciously fixed your forum with zero fucking expertise (or so you'd think, and he'd have you believe) that they are not fucking welcome either.

The actual person who fixed it now resides here and isn't a two faced feckless cunt.

You cunts wanna hope your man gets some skills because next time it drowns there'll be no fucking armbands available and this ship has sailed your cunt.

Done.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Oh I had to 'unignore' him to read the masterpiece above. Who'd a thought it eh, me being the most diplomatic at telling someone to fuck off, I will pass my Golden Hammer award of subtlety over to @Yid. Good work sir, bravo!
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
You know what, I've changed my mind you cunt.

Your not welcome.

Fuck off back to the shit hole you came from you two faced piece of shit.

Feel free to tell those other cunts including your new Messiah who graciously fixed your forum with zero fucking expertise (or so you'd think, and he'd have you believe) that they are not fucking welcome either.

The actual person who fixed it now resides here and isn't a two faced feckless cunt.

You cunts wanna hope your man gets some skills because next time it drowns there'll be no fucking armbands available and this ship has sailed your cunt.

Done.
Well apart from a couple of spelling mistakes, obviously caught up in the heat of the moment, I think that is all quite clear.

Cheerio ehh56.
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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Genius!! fucking genius
Son looks rubbery legged and his control is even worse than usual. He shouldn't be playing. Sissoko, my God, can N'Koudou not be better? I hope both are subbed at half time. I'd like to think that Janssen is actually fit but I doubt it.

or do I mean cunt?
 
conor1

conor1

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"SON, F@CK OFF MAN! God he is SO frustrating when he fiddles around like that"
Seriously, this was actually written during the game tonight on t'other place........and in the middle of a full scale debate about who the worst signing was since 2009. If Carlsberg did pricks.......................
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
Genius!! fucking genius
Son looks rubbery legged and his control is even worse than usual. He shouldn't be playing. Sissoko, my God, can N'Koudou not be better? I hope both are subbed at half time. I'd like to think that Janssen is actually fit but I doubt it.

or do I mean cunt?
Ha ha I haven't looked yet but I imagine the football gods who know everything may have a little egg near their faces....
 
Thfcire

Thfcire

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Grabs popcorn and starts about page 4
 
Yid

Yid

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Founding Member
Can I please refer you all to post #40.



Fucking cunt.

@admin please bin this cunt we don't want the spazy fuck here.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
Can I please refer you all to post #40.



Fucking cunt.

@admin please bin this cunt we don't want the spazy fuck here.
No.....we do, we do otherwise how can such twats be ridiculed? The idiots need to be exposed. Do you think any of the real supporters who trekked all the way down to a South Wales midweek tonight give a single fuck about pricks like ehh56
 
Yid

Yid

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Founding Member
No.....we do, we do otherwise how can such twats be ridiculed? The idiots need to be exposed. Do you think any of the real supporters who trekked all the way down to a South Wales midweek tonight give a single fuck about pricks like ehh56
I don't want his bile infecting this place... they have a home for their shit.

I understand you all want to play... but this cockwaffle will never return. He'll never have the balls to log in and comment on this thread. He is a spineless cunt.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
I don't want his bile infecting this place... they have a home for their shit.

I understand you all want to play... but this cockwaffle will never return. He'll never have the balls to log in and comment on this thread. He is a spineless cunt.
You're probably right but he might....!
 
deejbah

deejbah

Player in Training.
People will tend to stick with what they know and feel tied to a community, so it's not surprising people don't move on even when a service or site is broken or a security risk.

I almost signed in to make a reply to a post where someone was talking about right backs not being as valuable as left backs and claiming Lahm played at left back in the 2014 WC Final. I resisted though. Well done me...:cool: :rolleyes:
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
People will tend to stick with what they know and feel tied to a community, so it's not surprising people don't move on even when a service or site is broken or a security risk.

I almost signed in to make a reply to a post where someone was talking about right backs not being as valuable as left backs and claiming Lahm played at left back in the 2014 WC Final. I resisted though. Well done me...:cool: :rolleyes:
Well done, you should contact your sponsor whenever you feel the need to log on there and talk your problems through

'Hello, my name is Dorset and I was a member of the other place. I was tempted to log in and call the cunts, cunts, but I am 97 days clean now and I only call them cunts here in the real world'

If that cunt or any of the others dare show their faces here the next time their cess pit sinks into the swamp, I shall be a tad grumpy, I may even call them bounders and scoundrels and jolly well ask them to refrain from posting, I may be forced into pressing the 'Disagree' button - drastic I know, but a chap must have standards!
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
People will tend to stick with what they know and feel tied to a community, so it's not surprising people don't move on even when a service or site is broken or a security risk.

I almost signed in to make a reply to a post where someone was talking about right backs not being as valuable as left backs and claiming Lahm played at left back in the 2014 WC Final. I resisted though. Well done me...:cool: :rolleyes:
Especially as the person in question is just about the biggest idiot on that forum.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Founding Member
Especially as the person in question is just about the biggest idiot on that forum.
Debatable, there are so many to choose from. But, he is not the biggest cunt, there are at least 3 that rank higher on the Mangina scale.

That's a good idea for a TV program - The Biggest Cunt', every week all the cunts could be lined up over trap doors and the door under the least annoying one would open and they would plummet to their doom in the bottomless pit that was full of crocodiles, man-eating snakes, wasps and Piers Morgan. OK, before you start writing indignantly that if it was actually a bottomless pit then how the fuck would they ever be attacked by the creatures mentioned, and in reality there can be no such thing as a bottomless pit, the pit would just be called 'bottomless' for the show that is what is called artistic licence.

At the end of the series the three finalists - we all know who they will be, could be forced to have a fight with razor blade encrusted handbags before the winner was crowned - with a crown made from stinging nettles and poisonous slugs, put in the itchy winner's shirt, so itchy, yes very itchy. Then they would be escorted to the winners's room with Piers Morgan (yeah, Ok we would have to pull him out of the bottomless pit),Judas banging on and on and on about how everybody is racist at him, Arsene Winger and Bully just being himself and asking whose name is Harry Kane - over and over again, and wasps, loads and loads of wasps.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Founding Member
Talking about idiots, there's some doughnut on the Mail saying if the chavs beat United then the title race is over and if they beat us it's definitely over, well I wouldn't mind playing them again, but I think you only get two goes every season, and I don't think the FA Cup semi-final counts in the Premiership - maybe I'm wrong, I was once.
 
deejbah

deejbah

Player in Training.
Especially as the person in question is just about the biggest idiot on that forum.
Ha, you have no idea how many times I wrote out a reply to some threads and deleted it before posting. There's ppl whose posts I found worth reading who are still there but I found the tone of some people very wearing, even when I didn't necessarily disagree with what they wrote.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
Ha, you have no idea how many times I wrote out a reply to some threads and deleted it before posting. There's ppl whose posts I found worth reading who are still there but I found the tone of some people very wearing, even when I didn't necessarily disagree with what they wrote.
The 'discussion' between North Wales and America about the importance of the left back position is just utter nonsense from the off, i guess if you could, or ever wanted to make an argument about a certain position then maybe goalkeeper, main striker and playmaker would be about it. When one of the protagonists is so psychotically in favour of Ben Davies above anything else, it's even more completely pointless.
 
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