ClemFandango
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Very true
But then if his potential is as high as it's showing at the moment then I think a gamble on letting Romero get his inevitable move to Real Madrid wouldn't be the worst idea.
But then if his potential is as high as it's showing at the moment then I think a gamble on letting Romero get his inevitable move to Real Madrid wouldn't be the worst idea.
Style And Glory
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The kid is an absolute beast.
They are loving him at Hamburg.
They are loving him at Hamburg.
SpiderSpurs
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He does, however, it's only a farmer's league.
If he can get the same numbers/performances in The Championship, I'd be a little more excited.
Style And Glory
On My High Trojan Horse
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Bundesliga = farmer's league?
USspur
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ClemFandango
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This kid is putting up ridiculous stats at the moment. We MUST find a place for him next season.
USspur
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Him and Danso starting next season? Flog the other two for a king’s ransom?
ClemFandango
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I'm not entirely against it
Yid
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Danso IS world class................
Yid
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He's no Davies
spurious
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So happy you lot know about Letterkenny. Thought it was strictly a local, homegrown gem.Well, to be faiiirrr.....Van de Ven is world class and it sounds like you want to sell him... to be Fair
Yid
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Nope... Not me he'd be the last one I sold...Well, to be faiiirrr.....Van de Ven is world class and it sounds like you want to sell him... to be Fair
I have no idea who he is... But the gif was apt...
USspur
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ClemFandango
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Ridiculous goal. Sure, he probably just stuck his foot out but still ..
Yid
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That is audacious... Looks like he has a real future... We need him in the mixture for us...
It could mean we can cash in on world class Danso for umpteen millions of quids...
It could mean we can cash in on world class Danso for umpteen millions of quids...
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Havocc
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Was talking aboot soccer at the produce stand the other dayyyyyyyy.
You ever watch Kevin Danso defend, buddy? Guy’s built like a barn door but moves like someone greased the hinges with pure confidence. Fella steps on the pitch and attackers start rethinking their life choices—“Maybe I don’t need to advance the ball today, maybe I’ll just start a compost pile instead.”
I’ll tell ya, Danso doesn’t so much tackle as he does politely inform you that the ball is now his property. And folks just agree! They sign the title deed right over! You ever see someone win possession so clean it feels like he apologized beforehand? “Sorry pal, league rules say I gotta take that off ya. Tough break.”
And every time he wins it back, he’s got that look like he’s pondering Austrian economics or a nice strudel. Calm as a goose on a frozen pond. Meanwhile the striker’s on the ground reconsidering cardio, diet, and religion.
But good luck getting around him. You try dribbling past Kevin Danso and you’ll end up running laps around the idea of Kevin Danso. Guy’s got a wingspan like a cartoon condor. I seen him poke a ball away from a guy who wasn’t even in the same timezone.
And don’t even get me started on headers. Danso goes up for one and gravity just calls it a day. Man jumps like the earth owes him money. Ball comes down with PTSD.
So yeah, Kevin Danso’s a defender all right—defends the ball, defends the back line, defends the honor of anyone who’s ever said “defending matters,” and defends your right to witness an absolute unit do absolute unit things.
Love Letterkenny, free on ITVX in the UK
You ever watch Kevin Danso defend, buddy? Guy’s built like a barn door but moves like someone greased the hinges with pure confidence. Fella steps on the pitch and attackers start rethinking their life choices—“Maybe I don’t need to advance the ball today, maybe I’ll just start a compost pile instead.”
I’ll tell ya, Danso doesn’t so much tackle as he does politely inform you that the ball is now his property. And folks just agree! They sign the title deed right over! You ever see someone win possession so clean it feels like he apologized beforehand? “Sorry pal, league rules say I gotta take that off ya. Tough break.”
And every time he wins it back, he’s got that look like he’s pondering Austrian economics or a nice strudel. Calm as a goose on a frozen pond. Meanwhile the striker’s on the ground reconsidering cardio, diet, and religion.
But good luck getting around him. You try dribbling past Kevin Danso and you’ll end up running laps around the idea of Kevin Danso. Guy’s got a wingspan like a cartoon condor. I seen him poke a ball away from a guy who wasn’t even in the same timezone.
And don’t even get me started on headers. Danso goes up for one and gravity just calls it a day. Man jumps like the earth owes him money. Ball comes down with PTSD.
So yeah, Kevin Danso’s a defender all right—defends the ball, defends the back line, defends the honor of anyone who’s ever said “defending matters,” and defends your right to witness an absolute unit do absolute unit things.
Love Letterkenny, free on ITVX in the UK
spurious
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Well done, Havocc, caught the parody before you tagged it. Glad to see our cultural exports are making it across the pond.
And yeah, very glad to see Danso come into bloom.
Yid
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He has... Improved... A lot...
But that kid will want first team football, like he is playing now, very very soon...
But that kid will want first team football, like he is playing now, very very soon...
USspur
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But can he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?
J.spurs
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Not making light of this scary situation, which ended well, but is there anything this guy can't do?
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