The Cryptkeeper
The Aussie Yid
The Cryptkeeper's ratings:
Lloris - 8 - had nothing to do. Could have spent the afternoon playing golf with Bale.
Aurier - 9 - took the piss most of the time.
Dier - 8 - easy day, should have played golf too.
Sanchez - 7 - gave away the penalty. Perfectly acceptable after that though.
Reguilon - 8 - fuck me. What a player.
Hojbjerg - 9 - peach of a pass for Aurier's goal. Made a mess of the United midfield.
Sissoko - 8 - tough bastard, big engine, underrated. Covers ground and makes a nuisance of himself.
N'fatso - 9 - imagine the day he is fully fit. Mugged Pogba and Matic off for shits and giggles.
Lamela - 9 - magnificent cunt of a man. An absolute prick of a human.
Son - 10 - probably the best winger in the world.
Kane - 10 - probably the best striker in the world.
Moura - 8
Dele - 8
Davis - 8
Lloris - 8 - had nothing to do. Could have spent the afternoon playing golf with Bale.
Aurier - 9 - took the piss most of the time.
Dier - 8 - easy day, should have played golf too.
Sanchez - 7 - gave away the penalty. Perfectly acceptable after that though.
Reguilon - 8 - fuck me. What a player.
Hojbjerg - 9 - peach of a pass for Aurier's goal. Made a mess of the United midfield.
Sissoko - 8 - tough bastard, big engine, underrated. Covers ground and makes a nuisance of himself.
N'fatso - 9 - imagine the day he is fully fit. Mugged Pogba and Matic off for shits and giggles.
Lamela - 9 - magnificent cunt of a man. An absolute prick of a human.
Son - 10 - probably the best winger in the world.
Kane - 10 - probably the best striker in the world.
Moura - 8
Dele - 8
Davis - 8