Seagulls (A) PL Sun 31st Jan 19:15

[Havocc]

Who leads the line?

Can Bale step Up?

Is Gary no longer the worse Doherty who has played for Spurs?

Has Lamela reached menopause?

Where did Aurier runaway to? and did he bring back a souvenir?

Who is telling the team not to attack?

Find out, in the next thrilling installment of Tottenham Hotspur: "What the fuck is going wrong" Part 17

 

[Don Diaz]

I hope we win obviously because I support the team and the club. Will we win, will there be a reaction, what formation will Mourinho dream up to compensate for the loss of Kane? We'll probably start quickly score a goal and sit back 1-1. I'm sad to say that right now Mourinho and to be fair some of the players like Lamela have sucked the life out of me and my enjoyment. I probably won't even watch. Sorry.

 

[Dorset]

Yep, I'm with @Don Diaz, I really can't be arsed with it anymore, if I haven't got any drying paint to watch I might have a look at the game.

 

[Dorset]

Fuck VAR. I expect there will be some VAR bollocks tonight so fuck it. Yesterday VAR denied yet another goal for a fucking eyelash being offside and cheating cunt Zaha dives trying to get a penalty - again, and gets zero punishment. Any cunt trying to get a player sent off and cheat a penalty should get sent off and concede a penalty at the other end.

 

[spurs2rise]

First time for me where I am actually genuinely not looking forward to seeing my team play, and that I am scared of a bad result.

I hope I am proven wrong.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

We’ll know after this one whether Mourinho has lost the dressing room.

I suspect he has snd I suspect we will get beaten. BHA are not mugs and are better than their table position suggests.

 

[Dave]

4-3-3 for me...

Toby has to come back in. Ndombele, Sissoko and Hojbjerg in midfield..
Son leading the line with Bergwijn and Moura flanking him.

Would like to see Bale start, but I dont think Jose will start him.
It's a must win game, but I want Jose out asap....I'm torn...but club first, always.

 

[Yid]

I have better things to do...

 

[USspur]

 

[USspur]

we can fix that

 

[Glenjamin]

• 1 Lloris
• 14 Rodon
• 4 Alderweireld
• 6 D Sánchez
• 17 Sissoko
• 5 Højbjerg
• 28 Ndombele
• 33 Davies
• 9 Bale
• 23 Bergwijn
• 7 Son Heung-Min

Substitutes​

• 2 Doherty
• 8 Winks
• 11 Lamela
• 12 Hart
• 15 Dier
• 25 Tanganga
• 27 Lucas Moura
• 45 Alves Morais
• 54 Devine

Bale starts, Dier doesn't.

 

[Dave]

• 1 Lloris
• 14 Rodon
• 4 Alderweireld
• 6 D Sánchez
• 17 Sissoko
• 5 Højbjerg
• 28 Ndombele
• 33 Davies
• 9 Bale
• 23 Bergwijn
• 7 Son Heung-Min

Substitutes​

• 2 Doherty
• 8 Winks
• 11 Lamela
• 12 Hart
• 15 Dier
• 25 Tanganga
• 27 Lucas Moura
• 45 Alves Morais
• 54 Devine

Bale starts, Dier doesn't.

Ok, let's see if Bale can step up now. He needs to.....Badly!
Looks like 3-4-2-1.....

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Is Vinicius injured because if he can’t even make the squad when Kane is out then what is the fucking point of having him here?

 

[Dave]

He's named as sub from what I've been reading anyway...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

He's named as sub from what I've been reading anyway...

Cheers mate.

Early alarm here in Oz, not quite awake when reading over the lineup.

Fuck knows why I bother with the alarm and watching every game live anymore. It’s not really any fun.

 

[Havocc]

Same old story so far.....

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Big fucking shock.

I wouldn’t let Mourinho near a youth team, let alone real footballers.

I almost hope we lose by 6, just to get this cunt out of my club.

Almost.

 

[Havocc]

We are not even competing with Brighton

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Bale’s wheels are completely gone.

And Mourinho has lost the players.

 

[Dave]

Golf cart wheels ?

 

[Glenjamin]

Best pass of the half was while the ball was out and Bale found Sissoko for his throw in.

We look uninterested. Mourinho has lost the dressing room. It's official!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

 

[Dorset]

Best pass of the half was while the ball was out and Bale found Sissoko for his throw in.

We look uninterested. Mourinho has lost the dressing room. It's official!

The passing is awful, most of the time it's 3or 4 yards behind the target player or fuck knows where.

 

[Dave]

Best possible scenario is Vinicius comes on, we change our set up and win 1-2. But Levy grows a pair and sacks Jose anyway..

 

[Havocc]

Bale’s wheels are completely gone.

And Mourinho has lost the players.

Not sure if he has lost them yet...reaction in second half will be interesting. If they don’t improve then I think you are right

 

[Dorset]

I watched Leeds this afternoon and fantasised that the white shirts were THFC. I'd swap the entire team for that level of commitment.

 

[spurs2rise]

There has to be some kind of reaction in the second half.

Surely.

I have no words if there is not.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I watched Leeds this afternoon and fantasised that the white shirts were THFC. I'd swap the entire team for that level of commitment.

If Bielsa was our manager we’d be top of the League.

 

[Dorset]

Every time they showed Moronio I was singing 'sacked in the morning', you have to have a dream innit?