The Title Race

[Basskadet]

Watching and cheering on Bournemouth tonight reminded me of when we used to be shit...

 

[Dorset]

Watching and cheering on Bournemouth tonight reminded me of when we used to be shit...

What on Wednesday? I seem to remember reading somewhere that we were shit, then we weren't.

 

[Yid]

I've been asked before why I'm watching say, Chelski vs Woolwich... then, 'who do you want to win?' ... 'if it were possible I'd have both lose'

Yeah I can relate to that... I always think about a horrible bus crash or their 2 teams private jets colliding in mid air or something like that... just happy thoughts obvs.

Or sink holes... seeing the bridge and all its chav cunt fans being swallowed up the earth itself...

 

[Dorset]

oooohhhhhh! It's all bit exciting again. 6 games left, 4 points the difference, farking blimey!

 

[Basskadet]

Can we do it with 6 games left?

Well, 5 games ago we were on 56pts, 10pts behind Chelsea who led with 66pts.

5 games back we had a GD of +33, 4 goals fewer than Chelsea who had a +37 GD

and 5 games later we've closed that 10pt gap to 4pts and our GD is now +46, 8 more than Chelsea on +38

So, basically we've taken 6pts out of them in the last 5, can we take 4pts out of them in the next 6?

Of course we can...

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Basskadet]

Can anyone tell me when Chelsea last kept a clean sheet? Apparently they look like Champions tho...

 

[conor1]

Can anyone tell me when Chelsea last kept a clean sheet? Apparently they look like Champions tho...

Apparently they've conceded in their last 10 games.

My heart tells me after everything that happened last year what with the world and its mother out to help Leicester, battle of the Bridge, our last year at The Lane etc that we will be crowned champions in May. My head tells me, shit I don't know what my head tells me tbh. I mean, we are the form side, goal difference is in our favour, lost fewer games than the chavs, we ARE a better side than them atm. This is doable but we probably can't afford any slip ups. The goal difference could be crucial.

 

[Don Diaz]

This is brilliant, whatever happens, so enjoy the ride and remember that we are setting record after record here so if we dont do the double, don't cry about it, enjoy all the good stuff.

Just one small thing - 4 is our new favourite number after years ending in 1 obviously and we're now 4 points behind and there are 4 teams left in the FA Cup, next weekend will be 4 weeks to the end of the season...

Basically it's nailed on ha ha get a bet on!!

 

[Chavhater01]

The way I see it is that we need to win all our remaining games, which we can do given our current form, although we've got some smelly away games left and a toughie with Utd at home, where that tool will probably park the bus and hope for the best.

Chelsea however have some piss easy games left, but they do potentially have 3 relatively tough games where they'd have to drop points if we stand a chance, Everton, West Brom both (a),and Saints at home.

Not gonna get too excited yet, what a load of bollocks, of course I am, the idea of seeing those chavvy rent boys on their knees crying on the last day of the season, as they succumb to the unstoppable force of the cockerel, makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside!

 

[Don Diaz]

I would be absolutely delighted just to win next weekend first then see where it takes us...great times

 

[skiathospurs]

"10pts and you fucked it up"
Got a ring to it eh??

 

[Ted the Yid]

Someone should tell the chavs that they are not very good at minding the gap.

 

[Finchbee]

I would be absolutely delighted just to win next weekend first then see where it takes us...great times

Old boring cliche but each game at a time! Win the next one! Courtois and alonso were missing

 

[Basskadet]

Chelsea have not kept a clean sheet in 10 games

Their main striker, Diego Costa, has not scored a goal in well over a month.

They went 28 games losing just 3 games, and have now lost twice in their last 4 games.

For all the talk about how indestructible Chelsea are, how they are "like a machine" which "knows how to get across the line and win titles", they don't half look like the wheels could come off any moment ...

 

[Havocc]

Win the semi, then things will get really really interesting

 

[Basskadet]

Courtois and alonso were missing

Amazing, eh?

We lose half of our 1st team for large portions of this season and we're just 4pts off top and have a +8 better GD, whilst Chelsea lose their keeper and LB for 1 game & look all over the shop.

 

[Basskadet]

Pre-Manchester United,

Gary Cahill: "There's no motivation needed for this game"


Post-Manchester United,

Antonio Conte: "I wasn't able to provide the right motivation"

 

[luminoir]

 

[Chavhater01]

Oh pls let it happen!

 

[skiathospurs]

Oh pls let it happen!

someone asked if he could leave the planet !!!

 

[Dorset]

OK, so it's not really a race because we can only win if the chavs slip up, but I really hope we keep up the intensity and desire right up until the final whistle of the last game, especially if winning the title is impossible. I think it will be very different from last year, the players had their heads messed with by the media pressure and of course the Battle of the Bridge really affected our players. They are all more mature and experienced now, including the Poch so I think everything will be fine. As long as we keep playing like we have been then if the chavs do impede we can take advantage, I will be chuffed to bits with second, chuffed to tiny molecules with 1st.

I hope we get a strong ref for the semi final, Costa got way with murder yet again yesterday, the cheating thug cunt should be banned - again, he even had the nerve to say he was being unfairly targeted by refs last week! Yesterday's attempt t o steal a penalty after he had smashed his elbow into Rojo I think it was, was not seen by the ref because he was looking the other way so the FA could act - yeah right, spineless pussies. Once again Madly fukced up, Costa could have sen red on 3 occasions yesterday, but again he go away with it. I still blame Clattenberg for the BoB, let's hope we get someone with a pair of nads big enough to sort out those dirty chav fuckers. Fabregas should have been off as well yesterday, and Luiz (just because I hate Sideshow Bob, he is nearly always a sly dirty fucker, didn't notice anything particularly yesterday but a pre-emptive red card would be acceptable).

 

[skiathospurs]

OK, so it's not really a race because we can only win if the chavs slip up, but I really hope we keep up the intensity and desire right up until the final whistle of the last game, especially if winning the title is impossible. I think it will be very different from last year, the players had their heads messed with by the media pressure and of course the Battle of the Bridge really affected our players. They are all more mature and experienced now, including the Poch so I think everything will be fine. As long as we keep playing like we have been then if the chavs do impede we can take advantage, I will be chuffed to bits with second, chuffed to tiny molecules with 1st.

I hope we get a strong ref for the semi final, Costa got way with murder yet again yesterday, the cheating thug cunt should be banned - again, he even had the nerve to say he was being unfairly targeted by refs last week! Yesterday's attempt t o steal a penalty after he had smashed his elbow into Rojo I think it was, was not seen by the ref because he was looking the other way so the FA could act - yeah right, spineless pussies. Once again Madly fukced up, Costa could have sen red on 3 occasions yesterday, but again he go away with it. I still blame Clattenberg for the BoB, let's hope we get someone with a pair of nads big enough to sort out those dirty chav fuckers. Fabregas should have been off as well yesterday, and Luiz (just because I hate Sideshow Bob, he is nearly always a sly dirty fucker, didn't notice anything particularly yesterday but a pre-emptive red card would be acceptable).

FA Cup
Referee: Atkinson, Martin
Assistant Referee: Burt, Stuart
Assistant Referee: Hussin, Ian
Fourth Official: Swarbrick, Neil
Reserve Assistant Referee: Lennard, Harry

 

[Dorset]

FA Cup
Referee: Atkinson, Martin
Assistant Referee: Burt, Stuart
Assistant Referee: Hussin, Ian
Fourth Official: Swarbrick, Neil
Reserve Assistant Referee: Lennard, Harry

Oh well, it would have been nice to have Mr Collina but he don't not do no reffing these days do he? I believe Atkinson is a famous 'bottler'. They're all cunts so I don't suppose it matters really, we just have to resist the temptation to kick the fuck out of Costa and co.

 

[Finchbee]

He did ok in the 2-0 home win against them

 

[Basskadet]

Pre-Manchester United,

Antonio Conte: "everybody expects Chelsea to win titles"


Post-Manchester United,

Antonio Conte: "for Chelsea to be where they are is a miracle"

 

[Basskadet]

Let's all just pray together that the title will be ours!


Our Hotspur
Who art in Tottenham
Hallowed be thy name
To our kingdom come
You Scum will get done
At the Lane as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our Dele goal
And complete all our passes,
As we tackle those who try passing against us.
With leaders like Kane and Vertonghen
To deliver us o'er Chelsea*
For ours is North London,
The power and the glory
For ever and ever,

Amen



* it should say Arsenal, but they're no longer relevant...

 

[Liam]

Well this has been a great weekend to open the title chance up for us! It's still a case of us needing to win each week and hope Chavski cock it right up but we live in hope. Bob hope, no hope, the cape of good hope, you can have any hope you want! I still think the chavy cunts will win it but I'm a bit less certain than I was a week ago. We've got to just keep it going from now til the end and hope it works out for us.

I do think the FA cup semi final could a be a pivotal game for us, not just because the winner goes to the final but if we beat them the confidence in them will drop and ours will be ever higher than it already is. They also have to play on the Tuesday afterwards and us the Wednesday so they could be knackered or have to put out a weaker side against Southampton, with a bit of luck. Then they go to Everton were Lukaku will surely wanna do one on them!

Palace away for us after the semi Final won't be an easy game as they're looking good now, big Sam is making good use of Sakho at the back, and they have Zaha, Andros, and Cabaye in the midfield for creativity then Benteke up top. Whilst they have been better they haven't played us in that period and we have gotten better and better as the season has gone on. I think it'll be a tight game against Palace but I think us having an amazing defence and Harry Kane back will be the difference.

Whatever happens lets just enjoy the ride and mind the gap!

 

[Chavhater01]

Love this...

 

[corroded]

Still hoping for some kind of Borough result tonight.