USspur
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I know it probably won’t happen, but I would love Bayern to take Kane. Would win tons or trophies there taking over for Lewa
USspur
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TMW - Roma su Vestergaard, sfida al Tottenham: atteso incontro con Tiago Pinto
La Roma cerca di rifarsi il look in difesa per la prossima stagione. A prescindere da quale sarà l'allenatore, e con tutta probabilità.
The Cryptkeeper
The Aussie Yid
Keep - Kane, Son, N'dombele, Dele (assuming a new manager who plays to his strengths),Moura, Hjobjerg, Alderweireld (for experience),Reguillon, Bale (if the deal works financially),Rodon, Tanganga, Vinicius (if the deal works)
Recall - Skipp, Foyth (DO NOT FUCKING SELL FOYTH).
Happy either way but probably best if you moved on - Aurier, Lamela, Davies.
Thanks for your service but you'll be leaving now - Winks, Sissoko, Dier, Rose.
And then ruthlessly shed, for whatever price we can get the rest of the sorry cunts stinking up the joint. Doherty, GLC (who is not actually very good),Sanchez, etc.
Recall - Skipp, Foyth (DO NOT FUCKING SELL FOYTH).
Happy either way but probably best if you moved on - Aurier, Lamela, Davies.
Thanks for your service but you'll be leaving now - Winks, Sissoko, Dier, Rose.
And then ruthlessly shed, for whatever price we can get the rest of the sorry cunts stinking up the joint. Doherty, GLC (who is not actually very good),Sanchez, etc.
Don Diaz
Zero tolerance of Numpty's
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I don't know enough about who is out there and how much etc. but historically we always seem to miss out on the top targets because of finance, Ruben Dias (city) and Bruno Fernandes (United) the obvious examples last summer. We managed to secure 1 bargain in Hojbjerg and another expensive flop (in my opinion) in N'Dombele. Whoever does our french scouting needs the sack - about 5 years ago.
We clearly need a new defence I'd get rid of almost all of them, excluding Tanganga, Rodon, and Reguilon maybe Toby & Doherty assuming they're cheap. Sanchez and Aurier are my pet defence hates.
Like the idea of recalling Skipp and Foyth, would keep Lamela as a squad player
Sissoko especially and Winks just aren't good enough and N'dombele is not remotely suited to the pace of the Premier league. I don't doubt his talent and creativity but that's nowhere near enough. Look how hard Foden runs and works and others in comparison. An expensive lesson learnt, Sell.
Bale isn't really fussed, so neither am I.
Don't know what's going to happen with Kane and Son, but we're in big trouble without them or very high quality replacements, I don't mean Danny Ings and Ward Prowse, I mean high quality.
Sneeky
Player in Training.
Tottenham midfielder Oliver Skipp, on a season-long loan at Championship side Norwich, has had surgery to repair a fractured metatarsal.
The academy graduate will not play for the Canaries again this season and will undergo a period of recovery before returning to Spurs for pre-season.
Skipp sustained the injury late on during the 4-1 win against Readingon Saturday, a game which secured Norwich the Championship title.
The academy graduate will not play for the Canaries again this season and will undergo a period of recovery before returning to Spurs for pre-season.
Skipp sustained the injury late on during the 4-1 win against Readingon Saturday, a game which secured Norwich the Championship title.
ClemFandango
Lord High Chief of the Privvy
Interesting rumour today that United could offer De Gea, Van de Beek and Martial as part exchange for Kane.
I know part exchanges are as rare as a quality Daniel Levy signing, but I'd take that deal if there was a grain of truth in it. I know Van de Beek is considered a "flop" at United but, personally, I think that's because Ole didn't want him. If you give him a run in the side, I think he'd have potential to be an upgrade on Lo Celso for sure.
I know part exchanges are as rare as a quality Daniel Levy signing, but I'd take that deal if there was a grain of truth in it. I know Van de Beek is considered a "flop" at United but, personally, I think that's because Ole didn't want him. If you give him a run in the side, I think he'd have potential to be an upgrade on Lo Celso for sure.
Yid
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Wages.... all about 200 grand a week... Will never happen.
Yid
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If that's all you're after I'll lace up my fucking boots...!!!
Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
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When Levy bought the magnificent seven with the Bale money he thought he was such a clever little man. Of course it wasn't his fault that no shineys appeared in the cupboard, it was all down to all those incompetent coaches, he bought them the best players available and they just could not follow the simple instructions he thought up with his massive football brain and gave them to carry out.
So, Magnificent Seven mark two coming up? More like the Dirty Dozen.
Winks, Sissoko, N'Dombele, Aurier, Doherty, Dier, Sanchez, Bergwin, Dele, Lo Celso, Davies all need replacing, so with the money he will get for Sonny and Harry he can buy 12 top Mr Buyrite quality players to replace them. The more mathematically gifted will have noticed that there are 13 players - so it will be the Dirty Bakers Dozen. Sid Vicious will be back to Benfica, Bale will be on the golf course in Spain, Hugo will probably want out so that could be 16 replacements needed.
So, Magnificent Seven mark two coming up? More like the Dirty Dozen.
Winks, Sissoko, N'Dombele, Aurier, Doherty, Dier, Sanchez, Bergwin, Dele, Lo Celso, Davies all need replacing, so with the money he will get for Sonny and Harry he can buy 12 top Mr Buyrite quality players to replace them. The more mathematically gifted will have noticed that there are 13 players - so it will be the Dirty Bakers Dozen. Sid Vicious will be back to Benfica, Bale will be on the golf course in Spain, Hugo will probably want out so that could be 16 replacements needed.
Yid
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Be lucky of we sign any.... "there's no value in the market"
Motspur Hotspur
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I wonder if Levy has considered 36,000 unhappy, grumpy Spurs fans wanting his head on a Saturday afternoon is a lot less than 60,000!
He better get this right.
ClemFandango
Lord High Chief of the Privvy
I've always said the problem with Doherty was that we bought an attacking RWB and played him as a conventional RB - when we played him - so of course he's not going to be as effective as he was at Wolves.
If the new manager wanted to play a system with wingbacks then I think there's certainly potential for Doherty to come good.
If the new manager wanted to play a system with wingbacks then I think there's certainly potential for Doherty to come good.
USspur
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USspur
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This list grows of players Levy monumentally fucked up on not ponying up a tiny amount of money (relatively) to get a squad changing player
Dave
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Yet he had no problem in forking out £42m for Sanchez and £56m for Ndombele. I think it's the so called "experts" whispering in his ear which are also the problem. Basically the "yes" men. The blokes who keep Levy's ego in tact..
Yid
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It's a network where backhanders are part of the game...
"Sign my player and earn yourself a drink"...
They can all fuck themselves dead. I'm sick of it.
ClemFandango
Lord High Chief of the Privvy
I will always maintain until the day I die that if Lionel Messi became available for transfer for £20 quid, Levy would offer £15.
In installments.
In installments.
Style And Glory
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I want to rate this as funny, but it's the hard truth.
Don Diaz
Zero tolerance of Numpty's
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Good point well made
Yid
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So....
I'd imagine the first action of the window is going to be a fucking gut wrencher for all of us... We will gloss right over that... I genuinely hope he goes on to win the fucking lot, everywhere he goes..
For me we need an entire back 4. Aurier is a schizophrenic, Dier... is dire, poor old Toby is shot to pieces and Doherty has been a shadow of the player we signed... but I might be persuaded to give him more time.
I like Regi, he is raw and talented and the right manager (yeah I know we need one of them too) could make him a fantastic player... do we have an option to buy?
Tangagna again has all the bits and bobs to be a decent player... where his ceiling is I don't know... don't think he is the next Ledley King like I hoped he would be...
Foyth... is he still a Spurs player...? I always liked him and thought he would mature into a great ball playing CB... Will he get the chance? Would he want a chance here? I hear he has done well wherever he went on loan?
Davies... is just a steady lad. He doesn't do anything particularly well or bad...
Rodon... we've seen some good... and some very fucking bad from him. He is young and again needs time. Are we in a position to give him time... not sure we are.
Who would we sign...? I've literally not got a fucking clue... I like the look of the scums Tierney but LB is the lowest on the priority list IMO. I also like Digne from Everton... not seen enough to judge though.
What about Lampty or Cash at RB... Cash is a steadier player that Aurier... but so would Hannible Lecter. Lampty is another one who has rawness that could be coached. And he is fucking rapid...! And what about his mate Solly March another LB though... I'd deffo give em both a look.
CB is some fucking big shoes to fill... Toby and Jan... never mind anyone else, these are the boots you're filling.
I like Mings from Villa... Big young lad who again has bags of potential. His team mate Konsa is also decent but what about Keane from Everton? Anceloti has developed him and maybe he could keep developing...
Anyways, be good to know what you chaps think especially those who watch a bit more foreign footy... there must be some cheaper imports that Levy can hump us with instead of the Premier league proven players...
I'd imagine the first action of the window is going to be a fucking gut wrencher for all of us... We will gloss right over that... I genuinely hope he goes on to win the fucking lot, everywhere he goes..
For me we need an entire back 4. Aurier is a schizophrenic, Dier... is dire, poor old Toby is shot to pieces and Doherty has been a shadow of the player we signed... but I might be persuaded to give him more time.
I like Regi, he is raw and talented and the right manager (yeah I know we need one of them too) could make him a fantastic player... do we have an option to buy?
Tangagna again has all the bits and bobs to be a decent player... where his ceiling is I don't know... don't think he is the next Ledley King like I hoped he would be...
Foyth... is he still a Spurs player...? I always liked him and thought he would mature into a great ball playing CB... Will he get the chance? Would he want a chance here? I hear he has done well wherever he went on loan?
Davies... is just a steady lad. He doesn't do anything particularly well or bad...
Rodon... we've seen some good... and some very fucking bad from him. He is young and again needs time. Are we in a position to give him time... not sure we are.
Who would we sign...? I've literally not got a fucking clue... I like the look of the scums Tierney but LB is the lowest on the priority list IMO. I also like Digne from Everton... not seen enough to judge though.
What about Lampty or Cash at RB... Cash is a steadier player that Aurier... but so would Hannible Lecter. Lampty is another one who has rawness that could be coached. And he is fucking rapid...! And what about his mate Solly March another LB though... I'd deffo give em both a look.
CB is some fucking big shoes to fill... Toby and Jan... never mind anyone else, these are the boots you're filling.
I like Mings from Villa... Big young lad who again has bags of potential. His team mate Konsa is also decent but what about Keane from Everton? Anceloti has developed him and maybe he could keep developing...
Anyways, be good to know what you chaps think especially those who watch a bit more foreign footy... there must be some cheaper imports that Levy can hump us with instead of the Premier league proven players...
Tierney---Mings---Keane---Lampty
Digne---Foyth---Tangaga---Davies
Doherty---Vacant---Rodon---Cash
Digne---Foyth---Tangaga---Davies
Doherty---Vacant---Rodon---Cash
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Of the back four I would shift
Serge, Dier and / or Sanchez.
Serge, Dier and / or Sanchez.
Yid
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Mate, I didn't even mention that walking sham as I presumed they'd be a local car wash he could thrash around in and make a few quid... club record signing... the clubs scouting network should be investigated for corruption and back handers.
Don Diaz
Zero tolerance of Numpty's
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Our new home shirt, from the official site.
Yid
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I like that..... alot.... no fussy piss stains or stupid neckline...
If I was continuing to line Levys pockets I may consider one of those.... ain't done that for a wee while
If I was continuing to line Levys pockets I may consider one of those.... ain't done that for a wee while
Sneeky
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Dave
Player in Training.
On players I'd like us to bring in from other PL clubs and be realistic about it I'd look at...
Centre Half's= Vestergaard @ Soton
Konsa @ Villa
Central midfield= Phillips @ Leeds
Rice @ West Ham
Up top= Calvert Lewin @ Everton
Badly needed Luxury traditional exciting Up off your seat Spurs signing= Saint Maximin @ Ncastle
Centre Half's= Vestergaard @ Soton
Konsa @ Villa
Central midfield= Phillips @ Leeds
Rice @ West Ham
Up top= Calvert Lewin @ Everton
Badly needed Luxury traditional exciting Up off your seat Spurs signing= Saint Maximin @ Ncastle
Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
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Recall Eyoma, Sessegnon and Foyth to replace Doherty, Sanchez and Aurier. Buy a couple of decent defenders to replace Dier and Toby, that's the defense sorted out. Replacing Dele, Winks, Sissoko, N'Dombele and LoCelso will be a bit trickier - Skipp of course but Levy will have to spend some money for a few players here. Sonny, Kane and Bale can not be replaced if they all feck off, so the previous suggestions are totally meaningless.
If Levy was the Spurs supporter he pretends to be he would sell the club to a zillionaire Spurs fan who would ensure the few top quality players we had stayed and the ones the new super-manager wanted were signed and we would all live happily ever after.
If Levy was the Spurs supporter he pretends to be he would sell the club to a zillionaire Spurs fan who would ensure the few top quality players we had stayed and the ones the new super-manager wanted were signed and we would all live happily ever after.
Don Diaz
Zero tolerance of Numpty's
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is the correct answer in modern football to be successful........Jeff Bezos is the answer, make friends with him uncle Joe.
More realistically
I think one thing we lack, is the hard work mentality and captains on the field. Kane was good at that, Dier, Hojbjerg type players. I loved watching Leeds this season, complete belief in what they were trying to do as a whole team. The collective 11 were so much stronger than their individual parts and they worked so hard for each other. Character of a player is often overlooked. Lamela for all his faults works really hard for the team - not apparently rated by Mason however, maybe because he's only got 1 foot?
That ethic and a progressive, high pressing, hard working type manager like Hassenhuttl would be successful I think.
we also need a dead ball specialist like Ward Prowse. Southampton could be a good shopping ground.
Dave
Player in Training.
That's also a good shout. We've haven't replaced Eriksen and need someone like a Ward Prowse in terms of dead ball situations but Eriksen had a touch of class when it came to assists and finding the pocket of space. The only player I would pay serious money for that I think would come close and I genuinely think we could get would be Jack Grealish.
To think that cunt Levy wouldn't pay Villa £20m for him a few seasons back....