Walter Sabatini to join Spurs?

[Don Diaz]

Needs the accute accent though. For those wot can't do language goodly like wot I can it's Kané, pronounced 'karnay', yeah I know stupid foreigners can't talk proper but that's how they say things.

Some of our blokes with English names could get Spanish translations:

• Marchador (Walker)
• Rosa (Rose duh!)
• Nefasto ( Dier - I cheated a bit and used Dire)
• Guiños (Winks)

Those blokes playing alongside Kané and Delé would be unbeatable!

I couldn't work out how to put an acute accent over the 'e' bloody frustrating lol

 

[Nundy]

COA mate !!

Charlie Oscar Alfa , WHAT A PLAYER !!!

 

[Nundy]

Needs the accute accent though. For those wot can't do language goodly like wot I can it's Kané, pronounced 'karnay', yeah I know stupid foreigners can't talk proper but that's how they say things.

Some of our blokes with English names could get Spanish translations:

• Marchador (Walker)
• Rosa (Rose duh!)
• Nefasto ( Dier - I cheated a bit and used Dire)
• Guiños (Winks)

Those blokes playing alongside Kané and Delé would be unbeatable!

I feel like im playing Pro Evolution Soccer now....

 

[Dorset]

I couldn't work out how to put an acute accent over the 'e' bloody frustrating lol

At least you know how to spell acute correctly, unlike me, I expect someone from the other place will be ripping me a new one now for this shocking mistake!

 

[Nundy]

On another thought, if we called him just Kane...

The song ~"Hes one of our own" would have an abrupt end.

 

[Don Diaz]

Imagine if we'd had this discussion after a little puff and maybe a drinkie or two, we could have gone off at some even more random brilliant tangents!

 

[Don Diaz]

Charlie Oscar Alfa , WHAT A PLAYER !!!

Nope...what am I missing???? recreational drugs?

 

[Dorset]

On another thought, if we called him just Kane...

The song ~"Hes one of our own" would have an abrupt end.

It would be even harder if he went for a symbol like Prince did - '....♅ he's one of own'. He wouldn't pick that one of course, it would fit Costa better cos it's the symbol for Uranus.

 

[Dorset]

Imagine if we'd had this discussion after a little puff and maybe a drinkie or two, we could have gone off at some even more random brilliant tangents!

Shocking! There might be children reading this. Remember kiddies if someone offers you drugs 'Just say ...thank you'.

 

[Don Diaz]

Shocking! There might be children reading this. Remember kiddies if someone offers you drugs 'Just say ...thank you'.

All the children I know would have given up on this nonsense a long time ago......and it's not on snapchat or facebook so won't be on many of their radars.

 

[Nundy]

What was the original point of this topic now? Completely forgotten. Just how if forgot Rasiak ever played for Spurs...

 

[Dorset]

I miss the good old thread derailing game we used to play in the other place, I am pining for the anchovy and marmite fjords, this is fun!

 

[Nundy]

I miss the good old thread derailing game we used to play in the other place, I am pining for the anchovy and marmite fjords, this is fun!

I do miss the older place, which from now on i shall refer to Voldermort

 

[Dorset]

Anyway, this thread is meaningless because:

Walter Sabatini in line to become Spurs' sporting director, he admitted selling Lamela killed him

If Lamela killed him how can he be a DOF or whatever the fuck he is supposed to be? OK, Levy would probably not have to pay him any wedge because he couldn't really complain if he was dead could he? I don't think zombies have rights so he couldn't go to a tribunal. That's not fair, I hope we are not zombophobic in the land of boot wearing fairies!

 

[Don Diaz]

What was the original point of this topic now? Completely forgotten. Just how if forgot Rasiak ever played for Spurs...

We were of the general opinion that we didn't need a 61 year old, foreign sounding chappie with a good name, that's only ever worked in Italy, coming over to join us in a senior scouting role, when we have perfectly good people here already - although with much more boring names!

 

[Dorset]

That's also probably the reason lamely hasn't been around much lately, if he killed Walter Zabadabadidni then he'll be hiding from Plod innit? Keep yer nut down lad!

EDIT: This fucking spell corrector ids getting on my tits now - 'lamely' should have read Lamela!

 

[Don Diaz]

I miss the good old thread derailing game we used to play in the other place, I am pining for the anchovy and marmite fjords, this is fun!

Ha ha ha.....it's taken two pages to get to the Norwegian Blue! Agreed

 

[Don Diaz]

I do miss the older place, which from now on i shall refer to Voldermort

Oh Christ now what have you done Nundy? you started off with DOF and now you've mentioned he who can't be named.....!!!! Why don't we call it 'Trolland' instead that'd work.

 

[Nundy]

I bet he would of cooked the lads a banging Lasange

 

[Nundy]

Oh Christ now what have you done Nundy? you started off with DOF and now you've mentioned he who can't be named.....!!!! Why don't we call it 'Trolland' instead that'd work.

Or Jimmy Savilles Bedroom

 

[Don Diaz]

I bet he would of cooked the lads a banging Lasange

Isn't he in prison for revealing state secrets on Wiki-fibs.....??

 

[Dorset]

Now, if we were talking about Gabriela Sabatini coming to Spurs, we'd probably be all happy as bunnies with that. OK, she can look a bit fierce and would probably make you do nasty things and be very domineering ... but some of us like that sort of thing, she could put on that little tennis skirt and tell me to bark like a dog, woof, woof, fuck off Walter Gabby is speaking....

 

[Don Diaz]

Or Jimmy Savilles Bedroom

Oooooh that's seriously harsh....probably reserve that for a select group only and kill the rest.

 

[Don Diaz]

Now, if we were talking about Gabriela Sabatini coming to Spurs, we'd probably be all happy as bunnies with that. OK, she can look a bit fierce and would probably make you do nasty things and be very domineering ... but some of us like that sort of thing, she could put on that little tennis skirt and tell me to bark like a dog, woof, woof, fuck off Walter Gabby is speaking....

I'm genuinely laughing out loud now.....

 

[skiathospurs]

What's COA?

sorry mate dinner was served so i just hit repy!
cert of authenticity,good places give em with the goodies,joe bloggs on a market probably just sells it and signs another I would reckon at a charity event especially if you kept the ticket for the event with it, is proof enough,I mean what sort of a charity would stiff you with fake goodies.

 

[skiathospurs]

Needs the accute accent though. For those wot can't do language goodly like wot I can it's Kané, pronounced 'karnay', yeah I know stupid foreigners can't talk proper but that's how they say things.

Some of our blokes with English names could get Spanish translations:

• Marchador (Walker)
• Rosa (Rose duh!)
• Nefasto ( Dier - I cheated a bit and used Dire)
• Guiños (Winks)

Those blokes playing alongside Kané and Delé would be unbeatable!

I reckon the way he plows through the midfield El Tractor is a better name than wanyama,in fact El Gran tractor blanco is even betterer

 

[Don Diaz]

sorry mate dinner was served so i just hit repy!
cert of authenticity,good places give em with the goodies,joe bloggs on a market probably just sells it and signs another I would reckon at a charity event especially if you kept the ticket for the event with it, is proof enough,I mean what sort of a charity would stiff you with fake goodies.

Ta, but the same thing applies to the COA doesn't it? The charities probably don't check too hard. Anyway he was delighted with it so all is good. Quite funny because his real hero was Pat Jennings lol.

 

[Don Diaz]

That's two hours I'll never get back when I should have been working, ha ha excellent........time for my lie down, elderflower wine and dinner.....

 

[skiathospurs]

Ta, but the same thing applies to the COA doesn't it? The charities probably don't check too hard. Anyway he was delighted with it so all is good. Quite funny because his real hero was Pat Jennings lol.

My signed ricky picture came with a cert from grant thornton who for the company i bought from authenticated all thier signed stuff,someone from the company actually oversees the session,maybe thats more when its ltd edition stuff,mine is one of 100 prints of 81 signed by ricky,my greaves stuff was from his agents company A1 sporting memorabilia,and the book i got signed I kept the event ticket and have photos and a list of all who signed it,so whoever inherits it from me has proof.But yeah so many people getting stuff signed to sell on ebay,i saw a framed pele for 100quid framed and also a framed maradona also 100 quid,yet one of each in a frame together was 1000 quid,Hmmmm are people really that daft??

 

[Nundy]

Oooooh that's seriously harsh....probably reserve that for a select group only and kill the rest.

so did i just cross the line.