Uk politics...

[skiathospurs]

Christ - I'm exhausted! Bring back David Milliband?

I've concluded that the best option is move to Sydney, it's safer, the weather is better, the sport and food is good, flora and fauna is outstanding and you'd be smarter than almost everyone else in the country.

19 out of 20 of the most deadly creatures
full of aussie ex covent garden barmen
wtf is that accent all about
have you watched wolf creek?

 

[Don Diaz]

19 out of 20 of the most deadly creatures - so I'd avoid them
full of aussie ex covent garden barmen - see above
wtf is that accent all about - ever been to Birmingham or Liverpool?
have you watched wolf creek? No, is it any good?

What's your point...??

 

[skiathospurs]

What's your point...??

you should watch wolf creek


Oh I forgot Fosters beer,or will you be another one pissing in the barrels of this so called beer they send over?

 

[Don Diaz]

you should watch wolf creek


Oh I forgot Fosters beer,or will you be another one pissing in the barrels of this so called beer they send over?

When I spent a bit of time over there a very long time ago, VB was my 'piss' of choice. Got to say that it was equal to the jugs of lager in the Brickies!!

 

[Dorset]

When I spent a bit of time over there a very long time ago, VB was my 'piss' of choice. Got to say that it was equal to the jugs of lager in the Brickies!!

Yeah I lived there for 5 years and the beer is absolute piss, how the fuck anyone would actually choose to drink VB I don't know, that's probably why they serve it in those tiny little schooner jobbies, nobody would want a full pint of that stuff. Sydney is a great city but they have exactly the same problems we do with facists, numpties and cunts. There are just as many Farages over there as we have in the UK and the weather can be a total cunt. Add in the fact that every single creature is trying to kill you and it ain't quiet the paradise so many think its. Having said all that if I won the Lottery I would be back there tomorrow and the Ex-United Kingdom could go fuck itself up the back door without lube. It's funny that so many folks want to leave Blighty and go to Australia and just as many in Oz want to come here, what's that saying about the grass? Keep off it? Just say No? It's always greener just before the dawn? You know the one I mean.

 

[Ted the Yid]

What's your point...??

Wolf creek is worth a peak, the outback has a lot of dangerous creatures.

Head on a stick (that will mean nothing to you as you've not seen the film).

 

[Yid]

Christ - I'm exhausted! Bring back David Milliband?

I've concluded that the best option is move to Sydney, it's safer, the weather is better, the sport and food is good, flora and fauna is outstanding and you'd be smarter than almost everyone else in the country.

Toss up between black widows or Dianne Abbot...

 

[Finchbee]

 

[Don Diaz]

Just two more sleeps then we can all go and vote - tactically. I don't think the Tories can lose and that is probably a good thing as the thought of Jeremy's cabinet would give anyone nightmares, can you imagine Diane fucking Abbott as Home Secretary? Nasty. We think having that buffoon Johnson as Foreign Secretary is bad, Ms Abbott would redefine bad.

Personally, I think the Tories need to have their majority cut, so that Mrs May will not be allowed to impose Extreme-Brexit on us. Brexit is here to stay, there is nothing we can do to stop it, but allowing this power mad woman to be 'bloody awkward' in negotiations and to use the Trump-like techniques of 'fuck you foreigners' would be dumb. She needs her tyrannical power to be moderated by a strong opposition, I don't care if that opposition is Labour or the Lib Dems, I don't even much care if that opposition comes from the SNP as long as it is 'strong and stable' and stops the wicked witch doing any dumb, stupid, awkward thing she wants. No deal on Brexit, massive cuts in the NHS and other public services will be just around the corner unless we vote tactically and make sure she does not get the landslide victory she is expecting.

The Tories will win this election, and the numpty voters will probably give her a huge victory because she will fuck over those nasty foreigners, but I can hope that sanity will return to the brains of the folks brainwashed by the media and the lying facists and this time they will have a little think before making their mark on the ballot paper. Yeah like that's going to happen.

Tactical Voting - Best For Britain Site

I was told last night by someone with apparent 'reliable sources' (it wasn't JJset or anyone else on that ITK thread...ha ha ha) that Mrs T May is dead in the water and that Amber Rudd will imminently be the next leader of the Tory party, regardless of election result. Chattering classes??

 

[Dorset]

I was told last night by someone with apparent 'reliable sources' (it wasn't JJset or anyone else on that ITK thread...ha ha ha) that Mrs T May is dead in the water and that Amber Rudd will imminently be the next leader of the Tory party, regardless of election result. Chattering classes??

Could happen. If the wicked witch actually reduces the Tory majority then she is finished I reckon. I really, really hope that happens I am getting even more pissed off with her 'strong and stable' quotes, where she says absolutely fuck bleeding all, than I am with Dianne fucking Abbott!

The latest Diane fucking Abbott story is that she has a long term illness, so everybody should stop being mean to her! Oh fuck off, if she wants to be the fucking Home Secretary and she is mentally unstable then she can not be the fucking Home Secretary or have any role in the government, this is the fucking UK, not the US where electing mental ill leaders is acceptable. She is obviously not 'strong and stable' enough to be in government and for her sake and the country's she should resign. I reckon Labour have lost many, many votes because of this stupid, bitter, racist woman.

Luvvies like Lilly Allen and Guardian reporters are saying that the criticism against Dianne Abbot is based on sexism and/or racism, that is total bollocks. I think Dianne fucking Abbot is incompetent, I do not think Caroline Lucas is incompetent, I think she talks the most sense of any of the politicians and would be very happy if she was Prime Minister. They are both women so my dislike of Dianne fucking Abbot can't be based on sexism, phew, dodged a bullet there. Other women politicians and stateswomen I have very high regard for include Angele Merkel, Christina Lagarde, Margaret Beckett, Yvette Cooper, Harriet Harman and many more, I don't necessarily agree with their views but they are all hugely intelligent, competent women, Dianne fucking Abbott is not.

I think Dianne fucking Abbot is ignorant, I don't think David Lammy is ignorant, so dodged another bullet as I believe David is black, so hopefully my criticisms of the stupid woman are not based on racism. Sadiq Khan, Chuka Umuna, Clive Lewis are also not sparkly white folks and are not stupid like the very stupid DFA.

She is a weak, ignorant, lying, bitter piece of work.. As soon as she gets some deserved stick for her intellectually incontinent ramblings she either plays the race card, the woman card or slinks off and says she's not well.

Can you tell I am not keen on her? I want a proper Labour Party that will stand a chance against the Tories and not piss the wealth of the country down the drain, her, Jezza, Tom and John are stopping that dream and condemning us to 5, 10, 20 more years of Tory tyranny and that sadly is better than what the current New-Old-Labour wankers would do to the country. Cunts.

 

[Don Diaz]

Does DFA....stand for Don't Fucking Argue or am I in the wrong thread....(i know what it really stands for )

We'll know by the early hours......looking forward to tomorrow's debate!!

 

[Dorset]

Good article (unless you're a facist right wing nazi fucker, in which case you probably want them to lose for different reasons so we agree on one thing at least!):

I Love The Labour Party - And That’s Why I Want Them To Lose

I agree - but I don't! A catastrophic debate for Labour would probably kill off the loonies, but at what cost? At least 5 more years of Tory tyranny is not something I would like, I am dreading what that woman will do in the Brexit negotiations, can the pound slump even more? The cuts will be hurtful to everybody. I suppose we are fucked either way.

 

[Dorset]

A guide to voting. There are many thing you can and can't do in a polling station.

• You can exercise your right to snatch the ballot paper out of the hand of that bloke down the road who is a facist. This is enshrined in the 1672 'Disenfranchisement of the self-abusers' act.

• You can not take a dump in the polling booth, even if there is a curtain and nobody can see you.

• When you vote you write 'x' in the box next to the candidate who isn't a Tory or a U-Kipper - 'x' is spelled 'x'

• Fancy dress is allowed, although entering the polling station bollock naked is not.

• Shouting out 'Oy! that cunt voted Tory' if somebody makes a mistake and accidentally puts his x in the Tory bloke's box is encouraged, the mistake can then either be rectified or you may remove the ballot paper from the voter and set fire to it.

• Party political t-shirts and other clothing are definitely allowed in polling stations as it may intimidate other voters.

• Being kind to your elderly neighbours and telling them that they need not go and vote for the Tory/ Ukip facists as you have done it for them is a nice neighbourly thing to do, they may even ask you in and offer you a nice cup of tea and a slice of cake. You can then remove any money lying around so they don't waste it on cat food.

• If you don't feel like walking round to the polling station then please feel fee to let everyone know so we can come round your house and discuss why that is not such a good idea and give you the opportunity to replace all those broken windows.

 

[Don Diaz]

Good article (unless you're a facist right wing nazi fucker, in which case you probably want them to lose for different reasons so we agree on one thing at least!):

I Love The Labour Party - And That’s Why I Want Them To Lose

I agree - but I don't! A catastrophic debate for Labour would probably kill off the loonies, but at what cost? At least 5 more years of Tory tyranny is not something I would like, I am dreading what that woman will do in the Brexit negotiations, can the pound slump even more? The cuts will be hurtful to everybody. I suppose we are fucked either way.

David Milliband would be a great choice as leader of the Labour party in my view.

 

[Ted the Yid]

Did you know "they" know who you vote for?

Just been to vote, managed to spell "X" correctly (cheers @Dorset ).

When I gave my name they wrote a unique number down and handed me a voting slip with a unique number on the back. These are then logged against each other. I asked a nice looking lady if this was true and she confirmed that it was.

Goes back to the election act of 1880 something, apparently.

They also know where you live!....

 

[skiathospurs]

Concern workers at your local polling station today by entering the booth with a magazine & a roll of Andrex toilet paper

 

[skiathospurs]

AMUSE polling station staff by poking a shirt out from behind the booth curtain and asking "Have you got this in a medium?"

 

[TettenhallHotspur]

Concern workers at your local polling station today by entering the booth with a magazine & a roll of Andrex toilet paper

Or Razzle and a specimen cup.

 

[Finchbee]

Oh great! The country is going to plunged into more uncertainty

 

[Don Diaz]

Major night coming up.....based on the exit poll anyway.

 

[Yid]

This is only going to end very very badly for the blue lot.

She had a 20 point lead and seems to have spunked it all up the wall if the exit polls are to be believed.

If they are not 100% accurate and we have a Tory win but by no majority.... we have a hung parliament going into the most important negotiations our country has every had. We have no strong or fucking stable anything and we are weak and clamouring for fucking titbits from the EU and we will have our fucking pants pulled down big time.

If Labour do manage to pull it off we are fucked in a totally different way imo. Corbyn does offer an alternative to the austerity but is it too extreme? I think so for right now as we live in a world of leaders and dictators who would not think twice about pushing a button or authorising military action, we have one that wants to rid us of a nuclear detergent and won't commit to a shoot to kill policy for the security services.

Tories can't win.... Without winning by a landslide.... that is catagorically not going to happen.

That blue cunt will be off on her broom by the end of tomorrow I reckon, and with a Labour loss there could be further infighting from the Labour back benches with new candidates for leadership or at very least a new look shadow cabinet formed with the like of Diana Fucking Abbot completely binned off as she offends me on sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many levels.

I hope it is a record turn out.... that way this election is way more valid and therfore justifies the opinion that our country is so divided right now it's untrue. Cameron and the Tories pledging and activating the brexit referendum has been the worst thing that has posibly happen to our country in modern times....

We're now paying for those fucked up mistakes.... and fuck me were gonna pay one way or another.

 

[Chavhater01]

Yup, Cameron's the elephant in this particular room! Saying that, there are too many ppl in this country who feel they're owed something for doing fuck all.

 

[Dorset]

Oh great! The country is going to plunged into more uncertainty

Oh great! The country has been rescued from the arrogance and tyranny of that 'bloody awkward' woman.

In my opinion this was the best result that could possibly have happened. A Labour win would have been a disaster as they are too idealistic and would spend money that does not exist. Their benefits reforms would have helped those that needed help, but would have also given way too much money to the cunts who live quite nicely on our tax money and contribute fuck all. The Tories with their predicted huge majority would have slashed benefits for everyone and those most vulnerable would have been kicked in the bollocks. Now they will have to be a bit more cautious as they don't have a majority. A strong opposition is vital for our fucked up version of democracy to work well for everyone. It is incredible that despite the media crucifixion of Corbyn and Dianne fucking Abbott the Labour party have done so well, if Hillary Benn had been leader and absolutely anybody else the shadow Home Secretary then they would have won 800 seats (in Abbot-riffmatic).

The soon to be ex-Prime Minister would have stubbornly fucked us over in the Brexit negotiations, her 'no deal is better than a bad deal' attitude and her annoying arrogance would have been welcomed by the flag wavers who still believe the nonsense that we don't need the EU and can do very nicely without free trade with 700m people who live just over the English channel, but in the real world we would have been bum-buggered.

All this posturing and dick waving is getting on my tits. Despite what that orange cunt thinks - the 'Art of The Deal' should not be about winning a fight it should be about both sides walking away happy that the deal was fair and beneficial to both sides. When you turn negotiations into a fight and one side waves their flags and celebrates victory then you can absolutely guarantee that you will never be able to do a deal with the other side again, ever.

Brexit is happening, we can't change that, but we can and must maintain a partnership with our neighbours, it is NOT a fight between us and Europe like so many believe, we have had a few of them and they don't end well for anybody. Perhaps now the Tories who are still going to form a government will realise that it doesn't have to be hard or even soft, what we need is a fair (to both sides) Brexit.

Once again it has been shown what a pile of old bollocks the so-called democratic system we have is. One seat was one by TWO fucking votes, the Home Secretary held on with 300 votes. In 60,000 people constituencies 300 votes is NOT a win. Caroline Lucas got a massive 15,000 majority, the Greens will probably get 500,000 views but only have ONE seat in Parliament. Not fucking fair, not fucking democratic. If we had PR then many more people would have voted Green as their 2nd choice because they wouldn't have been 'wasting' their vote.

We need ELECTORAL REFORM NOW!

 

[Don Diaz]

Morning Dorset, good post, I agree with a lot of it, Ken Clarke was saying much of the same stuff on the TV last night and whatever you think about Corbyn, he has gained a great deal of respect and credit on the back of his campaign and not being bullied even by many in his own party. The Tories could do with learning a great deal from Labour in the art of positive campaigning, rather than just slagging off the other side and using the fear factor. May looked the opposite of strong and stable last night, she ran an appalling campaign, and has received a justified slap in the face, for her opportunistic, selfish and arrogant stance in calling the election in the first place. You might have thought that the ever so smug would have learnt from the Brexit campaign, that people want to hear what you can do and will do, not a pile of negatives.

So what happens now? Whilst some will argue it's not the best result, I think it isn't that bad at all. Uncertainty now, but give it a few weeks for things to come out in the wash and we'll have a clearer picture, with a better government, stronger opposition and most likely a better relationship with Europe and a check on extremes within our domestic economics. If that transpires it'll do for me for the moment.

Oh yeah and.....Nicola Sturgeon, ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Dorset]

Morning Dorset, good post, I agree with a lot of it, Ken Clarke was saying much of the same stuff on the TV last night and whatever you think about Corbyn, he has gained a great deal of respect and credit on the back of his campaign and not being bullied even by many in his own party. The Tories could do with learning a great deal from Labour in the art of positive campaigning, rather than just slagging off the other side and using the fear factor. May looked the opposite of strong and stable last night, she ran an appalling campaign, and has received a justified slap in the face, for her opportunistic, selfish and arrogant stance in calling the election in the first place. You might have thought that the ever so smug would have learnt from the Brexit campaign, that people want to hear what you can do and will do, not a pile of negatives.

So what happens now? Whilst some will argue it's not the best result, I think it isn't that bad at all. Uncertainty now, but give it a few weeks for things to come out in the wash and we'll have a clearer picture, with a better government, stronger opposition and most likely a better relationship with Europe and a check on extremes within our domestic economics. If that transpires it'll do for me for the moment.

Oh yeah and.....Nicola Sturgeon, ha ha ha ha ha

Sturgeon actually had the nerve to demand May resigns! Oh the irony. I agree that May should do the decent thing and stop down now, but Sturgeon has to go as well surely? There is one slightly worrying thing, if May goes, will the Boris Buffoon have a chance of replacing her? Nah, that's as unlikely as the UK public voting to destroy the pound, trade and our very future as a strong and stable country or the US public voting for a mentally ill fuckwit.It couldn't happen could it?

I totally agree with you on the campaigning, I got so poxed off with May, Rudd and most of the either Tories responding to questions about what they would do with attacks on Corbyn. Can you imagine if the Poch was asked about our side and he just did a 'Tory'

'How are you going to build on this years great season Mauricio?"

"Well, I happy that Wenger is big cunt"​

"How pleased are you that Harry Kane won the Golden Boot?"

"Well, of course, Wenger looks like my bottom after a big curry"​

"What about Dele Alli, he's been great hasn't he"

"Well, Wenger is failure, a big bum burp"
​

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

 

[Don Diaz]

I don't think Boris could come back as leader, hope not anyway. He was Campaigner in Chief for Brexit and the country has just said stick your hard Brexit up your arse. The Tories and consequently most likely the country, need a leader like Ken Clarke, that has some experience and is prepared to use common sense, cross party dialogue and build relationships not destroy them.

We have to make this Brexit thing work now, not just for us, but for the common good, growth and prosperity for everyone and that involves partnerships. Surely they have to realise that having an axis of Boris as foreign secretary, May as leader and David Davies as chief negotiator, isn't now going to work. I'd have an experienced cross party committee doing it - especially as the Tories and Labour represent an almost equal amount of the vote. Ken Clarke, Hillary Benn (if you like) and an independant like David Milliband, and unfortunately one facist, not Gove, Farage or Boris.

Sturgeon ha ha ha ha ha ha..........have I already said that?

 

[Dorset]

I don't think Boris could come back as leader, hope not anyway. He was Campaigner in Chief for Brexit and the country has just said stick your hard Brexit up your arse. The Tories and consequently most likely the country, need a leader like Ken Clarke, that has some experience and is prepared to use common sense, cross party dialogue and build relationships not destroy them.

We have to make this Brexit thing work now, not just for us, but for the common good, growth and prosperity for everyone and that involves partnerships. Surely they have to realise that having an axis of Boris as foreign secretary, May as leader and David Davies as chief negotiator, isn't now going to work. I'd have an experienced cross party committee doing it - especially as the Tories and Labour represent an almost equal amount of the vote. Ken Clarke, Hillary Benn (if you like) and an independant like David Milliband, and unfortunately one facist, not Gove, Farage or Boris.

Sturgeon ha ha ha ha ha ha..........have I already said that?

I hate Brexit and I will never forgive the cunts who voted for it. But I know we are stuck with it and so we have to make it a Good, Fair Brexit, all this bollocks about Hard Brexit and beating the Europeans is making me even more grumpy. The Europeans are not our enemies, they are our fucking neighbours. They buy lots of our stuff and keep lots of our businesses going - and yes, of course they sell us lots of stuff and we help lots of their businesses. That is a very good thing I would have thought, so why do so many people want to fuck them over and 'win' the negotiations? Nobody can 'win' if they all start bitch fighting. If we throw their folks out, they kick ours out, we put tariffs on their stuff, they tax the fuck out of ours, we lock our doors, nobody goes to Spain on holiday. We need somebody to tell them that unless they share their toys and play nicely then its; the naughty step for them.

Clarke, Benn and A.N. Other - good idea, but I'd drop the facist and get Caroline Lucas in, she is the only party leader I would have been happy to see win.

 

[Dorset]

Theresa May is to visit Buckingham Palace at 12.30pm today to seek permission from the Queen to form a government.

I am not a fan of all this royal bollocks, it is the 21st century and the idea of one family having a god given right to be royal gets right up my jumper and then makes its way on to my thrupnies. But, I would really, really really like the queen to tell May to fuck off and to give her one upside her earhole with the royal handbag. I'd love to see this headline MADGE MULLAHS MAY!

 

[Glenjamin]

Not big into the ins and outs of politics but our vote really is easy in Northern Ireland.

DUP - stay in UK
Sinn Fein - United Ireland.

I'm off to run through some fields of wheat like the hell bent rebel I am.

 

[Don Diaz]

Not big into the ins and outs of politics but our vote really is easy in Northern Ireland.

DUP - stay in UK
Sinn Fein - United Ireland.

I'm off to run through some fields of wheat like the hell bent rebel I am.

The DUP are now running the UK while you're running through fields of Wheat.