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Yid

Yid

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I wonder if the new turnstiles will be OFC Friendly? (Obese Fat Cunt). The NHS are having to buy bigger, stronger beds, chairs, trolleys etc. for fat cunts so I expect bigger turnstiles will be needed. I was thinking about bogs the other day, they were designed for human sized people to park their arses on, not huge great fat lardy bastards, will they need to be made bigger and stronger? It would be funny though if a fat bugger got a toilet bowel stuck up their crack or the fucker collapsed under the weight, that would amuse me.

What about seats at the new stadiums? I fucking hate it when a lardy cunt spills over his allocated arse parking area into my space, I really don't want to get that close to one of these cunts. Discrimination against 'big' people? Yep, absolutely.
Fatties make me feel nauseous. Genuinely. I can't get past the rolls and what could be lurking in them... and the salt deposits... and the bacteria... soz fatties but you physically disgust me.
 
skiathospurs

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Fatties make me feel nauseous. Genuinely. I can't get past the rolls and what could be lurking in them... and the salt deposits... and the bacteria... soz fatties but you physically disgust me.
when i flew back last year,i had Mr creosote in the next seat and half of mine,i gave him loads of fellaini elbows to try and kept some sembelance of personal space,just impossible though.When aegean emailed the "how was your flight" i gave it to them,really like the states these people should pay for 2 or 3 seats,worst flight experience I ever had.Just remembering has pissed me off again!
 
skiathospurs

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This thing has been wasting my life for over a week now. Skiatohos is to blame imo.
have you gone back to the start and done the whole thread?I did but then it was just a 1,000 pages to catch up on !!
A few other threads are worth a look,anfield is good for some truly myopic posting!!
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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Wouldnt want to steal you thunder !!
haha you mean ease my burden!!

I`m just more into giving info rather than speaking my mind mostly!!I dont feel "out done by"...if someone posts stuff,complete opposite.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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Some good geek stuff on SSC today.....
 
BrooklynYid

BrooklynYid

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have you gone back to the start and done the whole thread?I did but then it was just a 1,000 pages to catch up on !!
A few other threads are worth a look,anfield is good for some truly myopic posting!!

It is worse than that. I am looking at skyscrapers in Beijing and bridges in South America. And I've probably watched some WHL cams a little more than I should.
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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It is worse than that. I am looking at skyscrapers in Beijing and bridges in South America. And I've probably watched some WHL cams a little more than I should.
lol i ve only looked briefly at other sports arenas.Fuck dont even wanna get my head around building skyscrapers.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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lol i ve only looked briefly at other sports arenas.Fuck dont even wanna get my head around building skyscrapers.
One thing I've always wondered......how do they get the crane off the top? helicopter?
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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No. They get a bigger crane in to lift it off, duh.
Ha ha oh yeah right like one goes up this high?

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skiathospurs

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One thing I've always wondered......how do they get the crane off the top? helicopter?
usually.....a bigger crane ;) or if you believe in transformers they turn themselves into a helicopter and fly off to the next job.:)
 
skiathospurs

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Ground level plan "general arrangement stadium facilities" Click to enlarge!!
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Style And Glory

Style And Glory

On My High Trojan Horse
Founding Member
I've been periodically peeking into the skyscrapercity forum over the last few days.
There are some very informed posters there but there are others that I am slightly concerned about.
Seems the latter sit in front of their screens scouring the multitude of camera angles looking for the slightest movements on site.
The lorry deliveries are the ones that arouse them the most with wonderment about what just arrived.

For instance:

Time: 4:38 am (note the time)

Poster A - my favourite lorry & driver just arrived. Ooh, it appears he's wearing a new work vest with the top velcro unfastened.
Poster B - yes, i noticed that too from both vantage points LS2 & TL4.
Poster C (female) - looks like he's got 2 pieces of cargo this morning. One is a rather large, irregular shaped apparatus while the other appears to be a medium sized brown paper bag..
Poster B - I've zoomed in using outside CAM 2 & I'm almost certain that the bag contains all the integral electrical components for the hydraulic systems needed for the movable pitch. Finally they've arrived.
Poster A - Whatever it is, the driver has now opened the bag & is eating what's inside.
Poster B - Ahh, darn. I missed the Wendy's logo on the side..
Poster C - the other large piece seems to be the "tree" branches.
Poster A - The lorry has just moved the branches 2 feet closer to the monolithic base AND... Oh... my... dear, they've also selected the fixed white crane to be the one to slowly & gently lower it into position. It's simply unbearable. The lorry & white crane being utilized at the same time.
Poster C - Look at the harmonious movements between them. It's so erotically eloquent.
Poster B - Oh my God. Can you believe it. And they're finally going to insert it onto that massive monolith of a base. The anticipation is so tantalizing yet agonizingly painful at the same time.
Poster A - Are anyone else's trousers feeling much tighter as the moment of insertion approaches?
Poster B - My loins are on fire.
Poster C - Mine are so moist.
Poster A - Both of you, quickly, say my name as I...
 
BrooklynYid

BrooklynYid

Well-Known Member
I've been periodically peeking into the skyscrapercity forum over the last few days.
There are some very informed posters there but there are others that I am slightly concerned about.
Seems the latter sit in front of their screens scouring the multitude of camera angles looking for the slightest movements on site.
The lorry deliveries are the ones that arouse them the most with wonderment about what just arrived.

For instance:

Time: 4:38 am (note the time)

Poster A - my favourite lorry & driver just arrived. Ooh, it appears he's wearing a new work vest with the top velcro unfastened.
Poster B - yes, i noticed that too from both vantage points LS2 & TL4.
Poster C (female) - looks like he's got 2 pieces of cargo this morning. One is a rather large, irregular shaped apparatus while the other appears to be a medium sized brown paper bag..
Poster B - I've zoomed in using outside CAM 2 & I'm almost certain that the bag contains all the integral electrical components for the hydraulic systems needed for the movable pitch. Finally they've arrived.
Poster A - Whatever it is, the driver has now opened the bag & is eating what's inside.
Poster B - Ahh, darn. I missed the Wendy's logo on the side..
Poster C - the other large piece seems to be the "tree" branches.
Poster A - The lorry has just moved the branches 2 feet closer to the monolithic base AND... Oh... my... dear, they've also selected the fixed white crane to be the one to slowly & gently lower it into position. It's simply unbearable. The lorry & white crane being utilized at the same time.
Poster C - Look at the harmonious movements between them. It's so erotically eloquent.
Poster B - Oh my God. Can you believe it. And they're finally going to insert it onto that massive monolith of a base. The anticipation is so tantalizing yet agonizingly painful at the same time.
Poster A - Are anyone else's trousers feeling much tighter as the moment of insertion approaches?
Poster B - My loins are on fire.
Poster C - Mine are so moist.
Poster A - Both of you, quickly, say my name as I...


lol, did you see the poem about the "tree"? I thought it was pretty good though.
 
Style And Glory

Style And Glory

On My High Trojan Horse
Founding Member
lol, did you see the poem about the "tree"? I thought it was pretty good though.

Yeah I did. Those trees seem to be getting a lot of love.

Is there any historical significance to them being planted there because I seem to be missing out on SkyscraperCity arousal.
Or is it simply a case of geeky EEE: Engineering's Essential Erotica
 
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