I wonder if the new turnstiles will be OFC Friendly? (Obese Fat Cunt). The NHS are having to buy bigger, stronger beds, chairs, trolleys etc. for fat cunts so I expect bigger turnstiles will be needed. I was thinking about bogs the other day, they were designed for human sized people to park their arses on, not huge great fat lardy bastards, will they need to be made bigger and stronger? It would be funny though if a fat bugger got a toilet bowel stuck up their crack or the fucker collapsed under the weight, that would amuse me.
What about seats at the new stadiums? I fucking hate it when a lardy cunt spills over his allocated arse parking area into my space, I really don't want to get that close to one of these cunts. Discrimination against 'big' people? Yep, absolutely.