Chavs (H) PL Thurs 4th Feb 20;00

[The Cryptkeeper]

Eric Dier is not a good footballer. Proves yet again he has no idea what is going on behind him. Werner did him cold there and then he compounds the problem by trying to play the ball from the ground.

Terrible, terrible football.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Refresh my memory, didn’t alleged transfer genius Daniel Levy turn down £50m or so from United for Dier a couple of seasons back?

 

[Yid]

This is embarrassing...

If were not defending on our 18 yard line we don't know what to do.

Everyone is standing round hoping for a punt down the pitch for Vinicius to hold up (invariably loose). There are no viable forward options.

I've not seen football this shit since Ramos.

 

[Dorset]

Azpilawossisname was lucky to survive. That could have dislodged an eyelash.

 

[Dave]

I just dont understand...
Is this a game where we see how long we can prevent them from getting another one ??
We need the ball Jose...we cant score without the fucking ball Jose you fucking idiot. Any chance of getting us to attack them ?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Hoping for another 3 or 4 Chelsea goals now to be honest.

I can’t take any more of this.

 

[Dorset]

Passing accuracy stats earlier, 77% vs 93% and that includes all the passing back to Lloris!

 

[Yid]

Hoping for another 3 or 4 Chelsea goals now to be honest.

I can’t take any more of this.

I don't want to like this.... ya get me...!!!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

You don’t even have to coach a team to play against us.

We fucking give it to you.

If I am Harry Kane I am putting in a transfer request. We don’t deserve him.

 

[Yid]

Vinicius has done nothing.... yeah its probably not fair to judge him based on zero service but he's offered us absolutely nothing at all.

 

[Havocc]

Piss poor decision making, passing and it appears as though we have forgot how to football

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

Total wankfest. Dross of the highest order. I just can't wait for him to go now.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Vinicius has done nothing.... yeah its probably not fair to judge him based on zero service but he's offered us absolutely nothing at all.

Mate, he has no hope the way we play. You could put Ronaldo up front and get the same result.

Mourinho can not possibly survive this. Surely?

 

[Dorset]

69% possession by the away side, yeah possession isn't important eh Jose? But you need it score some fucking goals! Of course that 31% includes all the square and back passing we were fucking around with in our own half. Groundhog day, siempre lo mismo.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Piss poor decision making, passing and it appears as though we have forgot how to football

We’re effectively playing 6 at the back with no linking midfielders because they are instructed to sit in.

They know how to football but the ambition has been coached out of them. It really is disgusting that Mourinho has been allowed to destroy the fabric of a football club the way he has.

The players are clearly sick of it and things will not improve until this complete and utter cunt is replaced.

 

[Dorset]

Doherty, Bale and Sanchez to come on now to put the icing on the turd.

 

[Yid]

What has Mousa done?

 

[Yid]

N’dombele.... on the ball.... dare I say it better than the Moose....?

Thats blasphemous I know... I feel dirty now.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

What has Mousa done?

I reckon he’s the least of our problems in terms of effort. But we do not need two holding midfielders when trying to chase a game.

N’dombele is a hell of a player but he needs somebody alongside to support but Sissoko has clearly been instructed to sit deep.

We have a guy who could play very well alongside Tanguy and get into advanced positions. What was his name again?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

N’dombele.... on the ball.... dare I say it better than the Moose....?

Thats blasphemous I know... I feel dirty now.

Not better but just about as good.

Poor bastard has to do it himself though. Two holding midfielders...fuck off Mourinho. Cunt.

 

[J.spurs]

The fact that we’re playing with attacking intent and pressing early in the 2nd half makes it all the more infuriating that we set up to play like we did in the first half by default.

 

[Dave]

Jose's philosophy is the complete fucking opposite of what I love about this club. He's like our own personal covid 19..

 

[BrooklynYid]

Lloris with some real nice work to stop Dier then Pulisic.

 

[Yid]

I reckon he’s the least of our problems in terms of effort. But we do not need two holding midfielders when trying to chase a game.

N’dombele is a hell of a player but he needs somebody alongside to support but Sissoko has clearly been instructed to sit deep.

We have a guy who could play very well alongside Tanguy and get into advanced positions. What was his name again?

I'm not suggesting it's any fault of his own... we don't need 6/7 at the back, we don't need him and Hoijberg as ancillary CB'S... if anything the lack of having an acceptable out ball or options going forwards means that its inevitable that the ball will come straight back giving the opposition another chance.

Look, I love Mousas application and appreciate his limitations. But we need something else in this side.... as we've all been saying for what seems like forever.

I'm with you now.... we need a result that forces that cunt out...

 

[Yid]

68 mins for N’dombele.... who won?

 

[BrooklynYid]

Who had N'Dombole off at 68? Winner!

 

[Yid]

Fuck it was me...

What do I win...

 

[BrooklynYid]

We are so good at passing backwards that we should just face the other direction and we'd be solid.

 

[Yid]

Lads I don't know what the general Spurs fans opinions on this is but using our little echo chamber as an indicator, there has to be an overwhelming feeling that this dinosaur has to go...?

I don't do social media but I wonder if fans started to post and comment about giving their "vote of confidence for the manager" as a tongue in cheek way of saying they've had enough...?

 

[Dorset]

So we can play football, who knew? Much better second half, some real effort. Did Moron-io offer to resign if they put in a shift? Nowhere near enough to undo the damage of the fucking awful first half.