Films and TV series

[Dorset]

My old pedigree chum !! loved bricktop
feed em to the pigs erroll

Snatch was a great fillum, strangest bit of casting ever, Brad Pitt as Irish Traveller "One Punch" Mickey O'Neil, what the fuck?

Brick Top quotes:

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?

You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam, I'll give you that. But I've got no time for grassers.

 

[skiathospurs]

I like one of the Scientology twats, Tarvolta, he's done some good acting, but Tom fucking Cruise gets right on my thrupnies. I picked Di Caprio because he seems a bit different, not playing the same character over and over.

True story;south park ripped the piss out of cruise and scientology last episode of one season,Issac Hayes of Shaft fame who played "chef" got right humpity about it (he`s a a scientologist too) and quit.1st episode of the next season they used all obvious previous lines and stitched them together,made chef a pedo and killed him horrifically . Where as took the piss out of the mormons and they made a musical out of it

 

[Don Diaz]

True story;south park ripped the piss out of cruise and scientology last episode of one season,Issac Hayes of Shaft fame who played "chef" got right humpity about it (he`s a a scientologist too) and quit.1st episode of the next season they used all obvious previous lines and stitched them together,made chef a pedo and killed him horrifically . Where as took the piss out of the mormons and they made a musical out of it

seen that show, brilliant.

Is Brick top Peaky Blinders esque? it sounds good from the quotes.

 

[skiathospurs]

seen that show, brilliant.

Is Brick top Peaky Blinders esque? it sounds good from the quotes.

he`s a character in snatch,the old geezer with the black goldfish bowl glasses.

 

[Yid]

seen that show, brilliant.

Is Brick top Peaky Blinders esque? it sounds good from the quotes.

You not seen snatch???

Man, this is 2 hours of absolute gold for you to look forward to. Jealous as fuck about that.

 

[Dorset]

You not seen snatch???

Man, this is 2 hours of absolute gold for you to look forward to. Jealous as fuck about that.

It takes the jam outta your doughnut thinking some geezer has not seen Snatch, I bet he don't even like dags and caravans.

 

[Wotspur]

Favourite line in a film , “ they’re not taunting you ! They’re saluting you “ .... and “ you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.” , both from two of my favourite films , not previously mentioned . More importantly who can do the Deli celebration ??? , “oooh plenty in the tank there sir “

 

[Yid]

Just watched deadpool 2.... not as good as the first. Ready player 1 is a good watch. Planet of the apes trilogy is watchable.

 

[Don Diaz]

Right, so clearly Snatch is on the watch list this weekend. Ta muchly for the tip.

 

[Dorset]

Just watched deadpool 2.... not as good as the first. Ready player 1 is a good watch. Planet of the apes trilogy is watchable.

I read the book Ready Player One, so I will watch the filllumm now, ta for the heads up. I think the first Deadpool was so awesomely awesome that DP2 could never live up to it, I still liked it, but the first one was like being kicked in the goolies with awesomeness.

Better Call Saul, which seems to divide opinion, I really like it, and Series 4 is now being squirted down the airwaves, I am resisting temptation and I'm going to save the buggers up and have a nice binge.

 

[conor1]

Some absolute crackers posted, all my favourites already mentioned but I have to say,,,,@Wotspur what a shout with Glengary Glenross, acting masterclasses from a brilliant cast,

 

[Wotspur]

Favourite line in a movie: You've got to ask yourself one question....do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?

You only had one job , get the quote right , and you fecked it up ......
You’ve got to ask yourself one question , .....Do You feel lucky ......Clint Eastwood , in Dirty Harry , always worth a watch ....
Ru going sat, if so where u drinking

 

[Don Diaz]

You only had one job , get the quote right , and you fecked it up ......
You’ve got to ask yourself one question , .....Do You feel lucky ......Clint Eastwood , in Dirty Harry , always worth a watch ....
Ru going sat, if so where u drinking

Yeah I think so buying a ticket today, got a lot on so might be straight in and out, where will you be if I'm early? should be plenty of room at the bar!!

 

[Glenjamin]

Hard to add any real classics to the Lot mentioned so far....

Chef is a movie I love. Would recommend that for a good auld Sunday viewing.

Fav actor - not sure.... Tom Hanks, or Denzel I suppose....

On another note I went and seen the Meg last Friday... Switch your brain off and enjoy that masterclass. What a movie lol.

 

[Yid]

Just watched the wolf of wall street again... top filum.

 

[Thfcire]

I read the book Ready Player One, so I will watch the filllumm now, ta for the heads up. I think the first Deadpool was so awesomely awesome that DP2 could never live up to it, I still liked it, but the first one was like being kicked in the goolies with awesomeness.

Better Call Saul, which seems to divide opinion, I really like it, and Series 4 is now being squirted down the airwaves, I am resisting temptation and I'm going to save the buggers up and have a nice binge.

If you’ve read the book don’t watch the film you will know every single thing that happens word for word it ruined it for me ,visually it’s stunning but it doesn’t really work but let’s be honest it’s an impossible task

 

[Thfcire]

Honestly I couldn’t pick my fav 80 films I watch so many and love 80% of them

 

[Dorset]

If you’ve read the book don’t watch the film you will know every single thing that happens word for word it ruined it for me ,visually it’s stunning but it doesn’t really work but let’s be honest it’s an impossible task

Mate I have a super power, I can forget stuff really easily. I have never kept hold of unimportant stuff or stuff I don't really give a fuck about - like people in my brain, I forget folks' names about 5 minutes after I have spoken to them, I can read books I have read a year ago and it's like a brand new trip to my bonce, same with fillums. I can remember lines of code I wrote weeks ago (that's lines of code not coke) and have flashes of inspiration about where I fucked up, I can keep a 100 entity database model in my head and work on it while I'm asleep, but fuck only knows where my fucking slippers are. If they had Aspergers when I was a kid I'd probably have got a certificate and a badge.

I have vague recollections about the book, I enjoyed it, but fuck knows who was in it or what happens at the end, so it will be a nice surprise to me.

 

[Thfcire]

Mate I have a super power, I can forget stuff really easily. I have never kept hold of unimportant stuff or stuff I don't really give a fuck about - like people in my brain, I forget folks' names about 5 minutes after I have spoken to them, I can read books I have read a year ago and it's like a brand new trip to my bonce, same with fillums. I can remember lines of code I wrote weeks ago (that's lines of code not coke) and have flashes of inspiration about where I fucked up, I can keep a 100 entity database model in my head and work on it while I'm asleep, but fuck only knows where my fucking slippers are. If they had Aspergers when I was a kid I'd probably have got a certificate and a badge.

I have vague recollections about the book, I enjoyed it, but fuck knows who was in it or what happens at the end, so it will be a nice surprise to me.

Yeah you forget to let people know your ok as well pal don’t forget

 

[Dorset]

Wached 'Mama Mia Here We Go Again' last night with the hifi cranked up - Mrs D allowed it, she don't like loud normally! It was brilliant. It's weird, I have always like Abba tunes, I like Rammstein tunes as well and I normally hate the very boolcoks off of musicals. Another movie I really enjoyed was 'The Greatest Showman'. What the fukc is going on? Maybe I should join a support group.

 

[Yid]

Show man is a stormer mate... not keen on Abba tho....

I sat down with my litlun who was desperate to watch Showman and I thought I was taking one for the team.... I fucking loved it.....!!!!!

Must have watched and sung the shit out of it a dozen times now.

I'm on season 3 of peaky blinders.... it's great but I'm pissed theres only 2 more seasons to go...!!!

 

[skiathospurs]

Strange but true the remake of jumanji was fucking hilarious.

Best series this year ozark,mr mercedes is fucking brill.Oh and killing eve wacky as fuck a good watch.

@Yid apparently they are filming a new season ATM,and line of duty too,thats a cracking series if you havent watched?

 

[Thfcire]

Wached 'Mama Mia Here We Go Again' last night with the hifi cranked up - Mrs D allowed it, she don't like loud normally! It was brilliant. It's weird, I have always like Abba tunes, I like Rammstein tunes as well and I normally hate the very boolcoks off of musicals. Another movie I really enjoyed was 'The Greatest Showman'. What the fukc is going on? Maybe I should join a support group.

Yeah you should join the support group if people who like bum fun mrs d is in for a shock

 

[Dorset]

Yeah you should join the support group if people who like bum fun mrs d is in for a shock

You should be careful mate. I remember the Blue Oyster Bar, you were there - and I had my camera.

 

[Don Diaz]

Seem to be watching Gavin and Stacey Xmas edition.....

 

[skiathospurs]

Another amusing watch we just found is "alaskan bush people",its just plain weird a family of 7 sons&2 daughters home reared in the bush.Not sure if its funny,informative or just cringingly weird at times.If you ever fancied living like nature boy its for you!!Only a few episodes in but imagine 7 blokes 16-30 going to a pizzaeria and meeting girls for one of the few times when you speak like youre in deliverance,"do you like to climb trees" probably isnt the best chat up line.Im weirdly enthralled watching it,didnt go down to well with the missus when she asked how will they ever get married and i said "well there`s 2 sisters",after a pause she just muttered "oh fuck off".

 

[Wotspur]

Another amusing watch we just found is "alaskan bush people",its just plain weird a family of 7 sons&2 daughters home reared in the bush.Not sure if its funny,informative or just cringingly weird at times.If you ever fancied living like nature boy its for you!!Only a few episodes in but imagine 7 blokes 16-30 going to a pizzaeria and meeting girls for one of the few times when you speak like youre in deliverance,"do you like to climb trees" probably isnt the best chat up line.Im weirdly enthralled watching it,didnt go down to well with the missus when she asked how will they ever get married and i said "well there`s 2 sisters",after a pause she just muttered "oh fuck off".

Are,you sure you haven’t been watching “Seven brides for 7 brothers.”

A hillbilly man walks out the divorce courts , the lady is crying and she says , I thought you loved me , I thought we were going to be together forever” , he replies , “ I’m sorry , but I love another more, but don’t worry , I still love you like a sister , because you’ll always be my sister “

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Dorset]

Watched Arthur Christmas yesterday - one of my seasonal faves! Mrs Dorset is getting a bit miffed, I might have to watch the 3 Madagascar moves, Wreck It Ralph and all the other kid's films I have recorded when she is asleep.

 

[Yid]

Gold rush..... hill billy fucks...!!!

Literally GOLD