Harry Kane

[BrooklynYid]

I was killing him all game yesterday. He was slow. He was selfish (this is something he does need to sort out). He was low on confidence. He was clearly injured. But at the end of the day, in spite of all of that, he was still Harry Kane. One stroke of magic and the fortunes of our club turned. Nobody else has someone like him. He is ours. He's one of our own. He's a yid. I am in love with a tall, young, blonde, Englishmen and I don't care who knows it. HARRY KANE, HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN!!!!!!

 

[skiathospurs]

I was killing him all game yesterday. He was slow. He was selfish (this is something he does need to sort out). He was low on confidence. He was clearly injured. But at the end of the day, in spite of all of that, he was still Harry Kane. One stroke of magic and the fortunes of our club turned. Nobody else has someone like him. He is ours. He's one of our own. He's a yid. I am in love with a tall, young, blonde, Englishmen and I don't care who knows it. HARRY KANE, HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN!!!!!!

Even when he is shit,he is a level above nearly every other teams striker.

 

[River]

I don't know many world class strikers that perform week in, week out like super hero's. The best ones are the ones that score when they like, despite playing like a sack of spuds

He's a poacher, the best kind of striker

 

[deejbah]

Super, super finish. He's the striker that I mention to all the kids I coach when they don't take the chance to shoot and then another chance doesn't come. His ability to get accurate and powerful shots off in such small spaces, with so little time is the best.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Surely it is time to give him a rest? He's not catching Salah now and we have nothing really to play for on Sunday. Let Sonny lead the line and tell Harry to go to the movies.

 

[Finchbee]

Surely it is time to give him a rest? He's not catching Salah now and we have nothing really to play for on Sunday. Let Sonny lead the line and tell Harry to go to the movies.

He has plenty of time to rest all summer.....lets get 3rd before resting people !

 

[Yid]

Surely it is time to give him a rest? He's not catching Salah now and we have nothing really to play for on Sunday. Let Sonny lead the line and tell Harry to go to the movies.

ABOVE THOSE DIPPER SLAG CUNTS.... THEN HE RESTS...!!!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

He has plenty of time to rest all summer.....lets get 3rd before resting people !

Granted that he played and scored a brace I do find this an odd comment. What rest time does he have given he will be in the England camp and off to the World Cup shortly? I know that there are dozens of other players in the same boat but I would like to see our top asset being kept as fresh as possible given his workload. Next season in the new stadium is critical and he needs to hit the ground running, not take August off again.

 

[Finchbee]

Granted that he played and scored a brace I do find this an odd comment. What rest time does he have given he will be in the England camp and off to the World Cup shortly? I know that there are dozens of other players in the same boat but I would like to see our top asset being kept as fresh as possible given his workload. Next season in the new stadium is critical and he needs to hit the ground running, not take August off again.

It was tongue in cheek that he will playing for England so will only be playing 3 games !

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[corroded]

I mean, it's a good season but when will we get consistency out of him

 

[TettenhallHotspur]

Imagine having a player that scores 30 PL goals and 41 in all competitions who doesn't win player of the season.

Do we take him for granted? Or is he so good that even with those statistics he under delivered?

 

[Don Diaz]

Imagine having a player that scores 30 PL goals and 41 in all competitions who doesn't win player of the season.

Do we take him for granted? Or is he so good that even with those statistics he under delivered?

It will be interesting to see if Salah can do it again next season, Kane is now back to back 3 in a row.....with most League goals this year. Fantastic achievement, especially with most saying he wasn’t fully fit for the last 6-7 games

 

[Yid]

It will be interesting to see if Salah can do it again next season, Kane is now back to back 3 in a row.....with most League goals this year. Fantastic achievement, especially with most saying he wasn’t fully fit for the last 6-7 games

And missing the first half a dozen too... #AWOL

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Don Diaz]

You're on fire with brilliant Twitter content. Kudos!

 

[skiathospurs]

You're on fire with brilliant Twitter content. Kudos!

thank you lol

 

[Sneeky]

Shame us non Twitter numptys can see it....

 

[Don Diaz]

Shame us non Twitter numptys can see it....

I never really engaged with Twitter either and still don’t in terms of ‘Tweeting’ just not interesting or funny enough, but I’m increasingly impressed with the content, amusement and zany stuff that people tweet.

Voyeurism is good, at least in a Twitter sense, try it, see what you think

 

[skiathospurs]

Ding dong !!! Great news.

 

[skiathospurs]

Incase you were to lazy to watch the video !!

 

[Don Diaz]

Incase you were to lazy to watch the video !!

The most wanted player in Europe (allegedly) by estimated transfer value. 6 year deal, fucking brilliant news........I expect a small landslide of similar signatures to follow, dele eriksen Jan dier etc.

 

[Finchbee]

Ding dong !!! Great news.

Video is really good

 

[Boone]

Doubled the wage structure well done. Now Dele and others to follow.

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Don Diaz]

So unusual and refreshing in the modern football world to have a grounded player like Kane, so eagerly sought after, that doesn't seem to want to move for immediate huge wealth or to the Real Madrid's of the world. It appears that Poch has fostered a squad in his own image and values, perhaps a bit like Ferguson did at United, and they all want to win together. I want that to happen more than anything, actually for them not for just us as fans. This all feels very special at the moment, and honestly not something I truly expected 4 or 5 years ago. Good times.

#..the thing I like most is being a Yid

 

[skiathospurs]

So unusual and refreshing in the modern football world to have a grounded player like Kane, so eagerly sought after, that doesn't seem to want to move for immediate huge wealth or to the Real Madrid's of the world. It appears that Poch has fostered a squad in his own image and values, perhaps a bit like Ferguson did at United, and they all want to win together. I want that to happen more than anything, actually for them not for just us as fans. This all feels very special at the moment, and honestly not something I truly expected 4 or 5 years ago. Good times.

#..the thing I like most is being a Yid

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Don Diaz]

Ha Ha Ha ha

 

[skiathospurs]

Doubled the wage structure well done. Now Dele and others to follow.

Lots of talk dele&eriksen deals done,toby staying could happen with wages now improved.Look in that what the top 6 need thread and how many players out of contract or into the last year,so far wilshere,can,fellaini all going on free`s,just bad business management by clubs,especially as last season all 3 were playing most matches when fit.