Strikegold
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Cash for Croissants now, fresh sleeze.
Strikegold
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Starmer may potentially have 5 years unless he gets the Boris treatment by his colleagues for being inept. It's not a good start so far, from hero to zero in 80 days.
Strikegold
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This topic however you may have interpreted the title is listed under off topic subjects so not football. So why is it weird ?I have been avoiding this thread because when I saw the title, it just seemed a bit weirdo that someone would post such a thing on a football forum. Normally in these circumstances I would do what any normal bloke would do and go down the pub and sit it out until the coast was clear, but clearly these are modern times and it seems you fellas want to discuss this subject.
Can't be arsed to write something myself so I copied and pasted this from another forum.
Lamenting Labour
I suspect my severe pain was beyond the "normal" as it ended in forceps and apparently baby's head was in a difficult position, but it makes me wonder to what degree my pain was beyond what people experience. My contractions started at 9pm and were every 3 minutes within an hour, and already very painful. By 7am I was only 4cm and had been unable to sit down all night as every contraction I needed to stand as any other position was agony. I had an epidural as I was so tired by that point and knew there were hours ahead. By mid afternoon I had the most horrendous pain/pressure in my bum with every contraction, and the epidural did not help it. I was 10cm at 5pm and after an hour and a half of pushing I ended up screaming at everyone in the room to help me because I felt like my insides were going to explode out of me with the most severe pressure/sharp pain. When the midwife examined me I could tell the head was still far back as she could reach her fingers far inside and I was nowhere near crowning. I ended up screaming for help because I felt no one appreciated how bad it was and ended up with a spinal block and forceps delivery. I know childbirth is meant to be painful but I can't understand how bad it was even with an epidural (which did work to some extent whilst contracting earlier but not lower down in my bum). I'm not sure how I would ever prepare myself for another labour in the future if we have more children. Did anyone else have anything similar? I don't think it would have been physically possible for me to continue and give birth but I still feel a bit of a failure
Yid
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Ladies and gentlemen...I give you "Ted the Yid", your thread winner...!!!I have been avoiding this thread because when I saw the title, it just seemed a bit weirdo that someone would post such a thing on a football forum. Normally in these circumstances I would do what any normal bloke would do and go down the pub and sit it out until the coast was clear, but clearly these are modern times and it seems you fellas want to discuss this subject.
Can't be arsed to write something myself so I copied and pasted this from another forum.
Lamenting Labour
I suspect my severe pain was beyond the "normal" as it ended in forceps and apparently baby's head was in a difficult position, but it makes me wonder to what degree my pain was beyond what people experience. My contractions started at 9pm and were every 3 minutes within an hour, and already very painful. By 7am I was only 4cm and had been unable to sit down all night as every contraction I needed to stand as any other position was agony. I had an epidural as I was so tired by that point and knew there were hours ahead. By mid afternoon I had the most horrendous pain/pressure in my bum with every contraction, and the epidural did not help it. I was 10cm at 5pm and after an hour and a half of pushing I ended up screaming at everyone in the room to help me because I felt like my insides were going to explode out of me with the most severe pressure/sharp pain. When the midwife examined me I could tell the head was still far back as she could reach her fingers far inside and I was nowhere near crowning. I ended up screaming for help because I felt no one appreciated how bad it was and ended up with a spinal block and forceps delivery. I know childbirth is meant to be painful but I can't understand how bad it was even with an epidural (which did work to some extent whilst contracting earlier but not lower down in my bum). I'm not sure how I would ever prepare myself for another labour in the future if we have more children. Did anyone else have anything similar? I don't think it would have been physically possible for me to continue and give birth but I still feel a bit of a failure
Ted the Yid
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Because it's about childbirth and I don't think folk around here are that interested in the subject. Granted I am making assumptions though.
Yid
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There are clearly some with very sore vaginas...
DMackay
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I have been avoiding this thread because when I saw the title, it just seemed a bit weirdo that someone would post such a thing on a football forum. Normally in these circumstances I would do what any normal bloke would do and go down the pub and sit it out until the coast was clear, but clearly these are modern times and it seems you fellas want to discuss this subject.
Can't be arsed to write something myself so I copied and pasted this from another forum.
Lamenting Labour
I suspect my severe pain was beyond the "normal" as it ended in forceps and apparently baby's head was in a difficult position, but it makes me wonder to what degree my pain was beyond what people experience. My contractions started at 9pm and were every 3 minutes within an hour, and already very painful. By 7am I was only 4cm and had been unable to sit down all night as every contraction I needed to stand as any other position was agony. I had an epidural as I was so tired by that point and knew there were hours ahead. By mid afternoon I had the most horrendous pain/pressure in my bum with every contraction, and the epidural did not help it. I was 10cm at 5pm and after an hour and a half of pushing I ended up screaming at everyone in the room to help me because I felt like my insides were going to explode out of me with the most severe pressure/sharp pain. When the midwife examined me I could tell the head was still far back as she could reach her fingers far inside and I was nowhere near crowning. I ended up screaming for help because I felt no one appreciated how bad it was and ended up with a spinal block and forceps delivery. I know childbirth is meant to be painful but I can't understand how bad it was even with an epidural (which did work to some extent whilst contracting earlier but not lower down in my bum). I'm not sure how I would ever prepare myself for another labour in the future if we have more children. Did anyone else have anything similar? I don't think it would have been physically possible for me to continue and give birth but I still feel a bit of a failure
The most sensible post so far which isn’t saying a lot tbf
DMackay
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Never tried Sourdough?
You haven’t lived mate!
Farage funder?
Nah he’s not extreme enough
Prefer Stephen Yaxley Lennon who is one of my followers on X
But of a hypocrite aren’t you as well as all the rest
Slagging this thread off but making lots of posts on it but hopefully you are learning new things as you seem to live in a sheltered little cocoon surrounded by people who don’t think that Starmer is a nonce sympathiser and think he will do a good job as PM
Elected with 33.7% of a turn out of 59.8%
Reform UK achieved the third-highest vote share at 14.3 per cent, with over four million votes, but got only 5 seats!
System is shite mate!
R
Rolfy Saville
Player in Training.
Completely disillusioned with uk politics in general tbh.
Is it really that difficult to find a good, intelligent, centre-right party to run the country for fuck sake.
Is it really that difficult to find a good, intelligent, centre-right party to run the country for fuck sake.
DMackay
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Showing my age again but I was brought up with Harold Wilson and Ted Heath
Criticism can be made of both but at least we knew what they both stood for!
Unlike today
Strikegold
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To find the calibre good enough to run the country we would have to pay them a lot more.
DMackay
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Lord Alli could start his own Party
Strikegold
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I think he already has !!
Strikegold
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Scrapping the Rwanda scheme , another in an ever growing list of errors. People are dying in the channel because there is no deterrent, including women and children.
DMackay
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