Havocc
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Bullshit, not one player showed they wanted to win a trophy tonight
All fucking hopeless out there, every single one of them
Disgrace
All fucking hopeless out there, every single one of them
Disgrace
ClemFandango
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Style And Glory
On My High Trojan Horse
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This club is such an enigma
J.spurs
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No more than Boro deserved. We were not good. Didn't create many chances and weren't clinical enough when we did. So disappointing, yet not surprising.
Yid
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Fair play to Wilder and Josh Coburn... Great finish from the lad.
As for Spurs... fuck them.
As for Spurs... fuck them.
J.spurs
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If by some miracle we get CL football, he'd stay, but under no other circumstances. He'll be pitching up at Old Trafford in July IMO.
ClemFandango
Lord High Chief of the Privvy
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Exactly what I was thinking. Either the United job or the PSG job will very likely be available at the end of the season depending on where Poch ends up so it'll be a no brainer for Conte.
And then we'll go on another 3 month manager search where everyone turns us down because they won't want to work with Levy or the financial restrictions that will be imposed until we appoint Dave from the local chippy.
The Cryptkeeper
The Aussie Yid
Fuck this club.
Yid
Moderator
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Same.
Dave
Having the craic!
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Fuck that. I'm not quitting this job. I get free chips.
Yid
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You know what I ain't had for years.... and I mean like maybe 10 years.... a Saveloy.....!!!
Are they still the same or shitter than they used to be (like fucking loads of things)?
I bet some cunt had the idea of making them smaller...!
I might treat myself at the weekend. Love a bit of sausage.
J.spurs
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I actually got hooked on Saveloys the last time I was over--been a long long time. They look like Clifford the dog's dick but were quite good with a little basket of chips when staggering back from drinking. Perhaps not coincidentally, I also first realized I suffered from acid reflux the last time I was in England.
Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
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I never learned. I always used to get a saveloy or a battered sausage with my fish n chips, then s couple of hours later my guts would start reacting in s very unpleasant way. Same with booze, thousands of hangovers but I didn't learn until my little health scare 6 years ago. It's exactly the fucking same with Spurs. When the evil pushers on the WHL turnstiles got me addicted in 1964 with their Bill Nicholson, Jimmy Greaves, Dave McKay etc.,I didn't know that a life of misery and disappointment was coming. The occasional high made sure I stayed hooked, I gave up smoking 15 years ago but there are no Spurs patches you can slap on to help you get clean.
ClemFandango
Lord High Chief of the Privvy
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I had a saveloy a few weeks ago funnily enough. It made me remember that I prefer them cold.
Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
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Oh that's nasty. All those hooves, eyelids and congealed bits of ground up gristle taste far nicer when hot.
ClemFandango
Lord High Chief of the Privvy
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Oh my ones have some wood shavings in them as well as all that other junk. Just gives them a bit of a kick ..
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Tottenhamlad
Active Member
Still pissed off (again) with what’s going on this season. Winks and PEH played so well against Leeds to play like league 1 players last night.
I still stand by what I say in PEH can only play one game a week as he hasn’t got the legs or stamina to play in this system. You need two absolute workhorses and we need fecking Skipp back whenever that is, 7 games I heard yesterday he has missed?
Win lose win lose there is just no consistency!
Kane looked knackered and still stand by what I say he should of been rested and Bergwin looked lively when he came on and could of bagged a goal.
I’m hoping there is a Warchest (hehe) for the summer because we fecking it.
I still stand by what I say in PEH can only play one game a week as he hasn’t got the legs or stamina to play in this system. You need two absolute workhorses and we need fecking Skipp back whenever that is, 7 games I heard yesterday he has missed?
Win lose win lose there is just no consistency!
Kane looked knackered and still stand by what I say he should of been rested and Bergwin looked lively when he came on and could of bagged a goal.
I’m hoping there is a Warchest (hehe) for the summer because we fecking it.
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Tottenhamlad
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That Howson was MOM in my opinion and they were everywhere and they wanted it more, disgraceful dive by that RB is has to be said.
Yid
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You dirty bastard...
Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
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I've gone right fecking native I have. Today for lunch I had Boquerones with olives, bread with olive oil and some nice Spanish tomatoes. Boquerones are anchovies in oil and vinegar, yeah anchovies, those things I thought I didn't like until I tried some proper ones, not those nasty salty fuckers less sophisticated geezers than wot I am put of pizzas. I also had a nice glass of Rioja Reserva, I really splashed out on that 'botella de vino' - it was €4.50, but don't worry I got it in a twofer from Lidls so I only paid €2.25. Do I look like the sort of cunt who would pay €4.50 for a bottle of wine?
J.spurs
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At least that dive was mildly entertaining, more than I can say for the rest of that game.
Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
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Nothing wrong with cold pizza mate, however cold saveloys are beyond what is acceptable in a civilsed society, there are rules in place, to protect the vulnerable, the elderly and children from deviant behaviour like this. I wonder if a nice cold beer will help wipe last night's game from my brain? Oh, fuck I've gone off-topic and mentioned the fucking game, bollocks!
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Yid
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Sneeky
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Crispy cheese on top of a cooked cottage pie, could peel it off and scoff the lot.
NiceOneCyril
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Nothing unusual about that - let the grease congeal into white blobs then scoop them up with the chips. Or the saveloy, but that might be a bit too graphic for a family site like this.
I like what you did there.
Sneeky
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Dripping…..no
Yid
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Nope, only unless I am properly munted to shit... and only then.