Reasons to be cheerful PT 1

[skiathospurs]

 

[Dorset]

I bet that positive figure breaks Levy's heart every time he looks at it! The funniest figure there is the pikeys - £125m flushed down the toilet! Their squad is probably worth about £30 million an twenty quid now and Payet makes up £30m of that!

We need to be massively chuffed at how well we have down with a nett spend of fuck all! 3rd last year and 3rd at the moment is a fucking massive achievement!

 

[Don Diaz]

I bet that positive figure breaks Levy's heart every time he looks at it! The funniest figure there is the pikeys - £125m flushed down the toilet! Their squad is probably worth about £30 million an twenty quid now and Payet makes up £30m of that!

We need to be massively chuffed at how well we have down with a nett spend of fuck all! 3rd last year and 3rd at the moment is a fucking massive achievement!

Don't tell anyone though, because a lot of people think we should have spent £1bn on players by now, won the league three times and built a 100,000 seater stadium. They are the only measures of progress

 

[Dorset]

It felt odd not winning yesterday, I have got used to it and so a draw felt a bit like a loss. That is a bonkers fucking mental crazy attitude! Of course a point at City is good! I am now thinking that it was2 points dropped for City and 1 gained for us, the dippers dropped 3 and that's lovely.

 

[Don Diaz]

It felt odd not winning yesterday, I have got used to it and so a draw felt a bit like a loss. That is a bonkers fucking mental crazy attitude! Of course a point at City is good! I am now thinking that it was2 points dropped for City and 1 gained for us, the dippers dropped 3 and that's lovely.

Yep weird feeling....I thought we were going to win 3-2 at the end, forgetting that under the circumstances getting back to 2-2 was no small achievement.

That Messing around at the back from Hugo to Walker and back to Hugo to Dier etc. Madness, Poch must be able to see that....especially when we give the ball away as often as the first half yesterday.

 

[Dorset]

Yep weird feeling....I thought we were going to win 3-2 at the end, forgetting that under the circumstances getting back to 2-2 was no small achievement.

That Messing around at the back from Hugo to Walker and back to Hugo to Dier etc. Madness, Poch must be able to see that....especially when we give the ball away as often as the first half yesterday.

I really hope so mate, I know absolutely fuck all about football tactics but if I was managing a team I would be telling my blokes to press hard when we are faffing about passing the ball back to Hugo and out again, our opponents only need to play the percentages and one day we will get done over by it. Hugo seems to be going through a jittery spell at the moment, his shot stopping is as magnificent as ever but his decision making and kicking seem all over the place.

 

[Dorset]

Another reason to be cheerful - we are the unlosingest team in the Premiership, we have only lost 2,nobody else is as unlosing as that!

One more reason, we are the only team in the PL with an unbeaten home record this season, and we are top of the Home Games only league table, thats two more reasons, not one, what the fuck was I talking about?

Stats and stuff for the 2017 season so far

... and one more, we are still top of the recent form table for the last 6 matches.

Cheerful? Yep, absolutely!

 

[Dorset]

2nd in Premiership

Back into 2nd place and the dire predictions of Numpty bollocks of us dropping to 6th will not come true. Fuck games in hand, only points mean anything.

Harry Kane Top PL Striker

Harry Kane who according to the cunt-bananas was having a poor season is now the leading Premiership goalscorer, he has the same number of goals as Sanchez and Lukaku, 17, but a MUCH better MPG (Minutes per goal):

Harry Kane : 1,809 minutes played, MPG 106
Alexis Sanchez : 2,146 minutes played, MPG 126
Romeu Lukaku: 2,187 minutes played, MPG 128​

Last year when he won the PL Golden Boot Harry's MPG was 134, so he is doing better this year!

Only unbeaten at home side

We are still the only unbeaten at home team in the Premiership, our run of wins at WHL goes on, we have won every game at the Lane since October last year,

Best Defense in the PL

Yep, just 18 goals conceded.

FA Cup!

Gonna win it. It is the year of the cockerel, the precious will be coming home

So, any numptyism or whingeing will be sneered at mercilessly,

 

[Don Diaz]

Harry Kane Top PL Striker

Harry Kane who according to the cunt-bananas was having a poor season is now the leading Premiership goalscorer, he has the same number of goals as Sanchez and Lukaku, 17, but a MUCH better MPG (Minutes per goal):

Harry Kane : 1,809 minutes played, MPG 106
Alexis Sanchez : 2,146 minutes played, MPG 126
Romeu Lukaku: 2,187 minutes played, MPG 128​

Last year when he won the PL Golden Boot Harry's MPG was 134, so he is doing better this year!

But is he better than that Aguero bloke yet? Is he....that's what I want to know!! Harry is at 106 mpg this year....but I don't know his totals, I reckon it's very close and suspect King Harry if not St.George as well is in the lead??

 

[skiathospurs]

But is he better than that Aguero bloke yet? Is he....that's what I want to know!! Harry is at 106 mpg this year....but I don't know his totals, I reckon it's very close and suspect King Harry if not St.George as well is in the lead??

I can tell you he is the 1st spurs player to get +20 goals 3 years in a row since Mr Greaves.Thats Jimmy greaves the striker not Mr Greaves the bellend forum troll.

 

[Dorset]

But is he better than that Aguero bloke yet? Is he....that's what I want to know!! Harry is at 106 mpg this year....but I don't know his totals, I reckon it's very close and suspect King Harry if not St.George as well is in the lead??

No, he isn't and you know that don't you? Yes you do, you just think you can wind me up innit? If you are really unlucky you will succeed and I will have to hunt you down. I know you would like to just take a certain period and compare it with a different period for someone else, but you can't because that is bad, fake news, so bad. If we start behaving like Trump and picking just the stats we like then we can't complain when other people pick the stats they like.

Harry is currently 3rd in the All Time Premiership Goalscorers list of players who have scored more than 20 goals if you order them by MPG, which is the only fair way really:

1st Sergio Aguero 113 goals, 12,415 minutes played, MPG 109
2nd Thierry Henry 175 goals 21,315 minutes played, MPG 121
3rd Harry Kane 66 goals, 8,398 minutes played, MPG 127

He is 55th in the all time top scores list but that don't mean fuck all because they have all played for different lengths of time, but 3rd in the All Time MPG list is fucking good, he will get better, catching Auger's 109 MPG would be very difficult, but of course Augero is getting worse so his number will slip and they may meet in the middle. I will look at Ageuro's MPG for his first 8,398 minutes in the PL then we can make a more realistic comparison and you may be proved right - if so then see above, I will be forced to hunt you down because that will mean I have been proved wr.., wr.., wro... nope can't say it, so I'll say less correct. Don't worry though, the Dippers have more chance of bagging the title than me being the 'W' word.

 

[Don Diaz]

No, he isn't and you know that don't you? Yes you do, you just think you can wind me up innit? If you are really unlucky you will succeed and I will have to hunt you down. I know you would like to just take a certain period and compare it with a different period for someone else, but you can't because that is bad, fake news, so bad. If we start behaving like Trump and picking just the stats we like then we can't complain when other people pick the stats they like.

Harry is currently 3rd in the All Time Premiership Goalscorers list of players who have scored more than 20 goals if you order them by MPG, which is the only fair way really:

1st Sergio Aguero 113 goals, 12,415 minutes played, MPG 109
2nd Thierry Henry 175 goals 21,315 minutes played, MPG 121
3rd Harry Kane 66 goals, 8,398 minutes played, MPG 127

He is 55th in the all time top scores list but that don't mean fuck all because they have all played for different lengths of time, but 3rd in the All Time MPG list is fucking good, he will get better, catching Auger's 109 MPG would be very difficult, but of course Augero is getting worse so his number will slip and they may meet in the middle. I will look at Ageuro's MPG for his first 8,398 minutes in the PL then we can make a more realistic comparison and you may be proved right - if so then see above, I will be forced to hunt you down because that will mean I have been proved wr.., wr.., wro... nope can't say it, so I'll say less correct. Don't worry though, the Dippers have more chance of bagging the title than me being the 'W' word.

Thank you and I didn't 'know it'....but yes was having a gentle wind up because I thought he might be closer than he in fact is and had forgotten that the arrogant cheating Henry was also up there.

In direct comparison right now I'd still have Harry ahead of Aguero in my team, but that's possibly my Spurs tinted specs. One thing that increasingly sets Kane apart is his ability with either foot, massively evident again today.

I've banged on about this at length before, but it's a yuge personal frustration that players don't train their weaker foot, it's ridiculous when you think about it, they are the tools of their trade.

 

[Finchbee]

Players scoring more than 20 premier league goals
Alan Shearer 7
Thierry Henry 5
Ruud van Nistelrooy 4
Les Ferdinand 3
Ten players including Harry Kane 2

If Kane gets three more goals he will equal Shearer, Henry and Van Nistelrooy in being the only players to score 20+ premier league goals in a season in 3 consecutive years

 

[Don Diaz]

Players scoring more than 20 premier league goals
Alan Shearer 7
Thierry Henry 5
Ruud van Nistelrooy 4
Les Ferdinand 3
Ten players including Harry Kane 2

If Kane gets three more goals he will equal Shearer, Henry and Van Nistelrooy in being the only players to score 20+ premier league goals in a season in 3 consecutive years

He's definitely off his game this year, and over-rated, I'm surprised it's only some of the folk at that other site that can see that. It was so bleedin obvious in the Gent game, goodness knows how he even started against Stoke....??

 

[skiathospurs]

Kane & Alli have more PL goals between them (18) in 2017 than:
Arsenal - 16
Chelsea - 13
Man City - 12
Liverpool - 12
Man Utd - 10

 

[Dorset]

Harry doesn't have to share the leading PL goalscorer pedestal with a dirty goon now.

 

[Don Diaz]

Harry doesn't have to share the leading PL goalscorer pedestal with a dirty goon now.

He's not even good enough to start in The Scums first XI it seems.....

We want you to stay Arsene Wenger We want you to stay....

 

[skiathospurs]

He's not even good enough to start in The Scums first XI it seems.....

We want you to stay Arsene Wenger We want you to stay....

careful or some yank statistician will be having a word!!

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Dorset]

careful or some yank statistician will be having a word!!

What like 'Statistically speaking people who express strong opinions on players they have never seen play tend to visit accident and emergency departments more often to have their broken noses fixed'

 

[Dorset]

Harry Kane might even break Harry Kane's record of most Tottenham PL goals in a season - 25 wot Harry Kane scored last year, Harry Kane will be miffed if Harry Kane breaks his record, Harry Kane will then need to break Harry Kane's higher than 25 goal record next season, maybe he is really a different one season wonder every season? This is the third consecutive season he has been a one season wonder and our top scorer, fucking blimey if he does it again next season they might even be forced to shut the fuck up. Nah, I expect he will miss one or two 'easy chances' that they 'would have scored' and he will be shite again.

 

[Dorset]

It really was a big deal beating Everton yesterday, this season they had thumped City, beaten the scum and had gone 9 games unbeaten in the Premiership until we put a stop to that run. That was a YUGE win - and a new club record for consecutive home Premier League wins, 9 straight home wins in the PL, luvverly jubberly! A massive win that should be celebrated with a new pair of panties for the numpties who don't allow early celebrations - fuck that for a game of soldiers, Carp the fucking diem I say, carp that diem by the bollocks and celebrate stuff when it happens and don't worry about what might or might not be round the corner:

 

[skiathospurs]

I would wear them,only if the writing was on the reverse .

Cant wait til april& St Wengerin day.

 

[Don Diaz]

I would wear them,only if the writing was on the reverse .

Cant wait til april& St Wengerin day.

Let's have a different name for it, rather than copying their style? Something like Scum Saturday, (or Sunday) Arseholes anniversary, you get the picture.....Mind the Gap day??

 

[Ted the Yid]

Let's have a different name for it, rather than copying their style? Something like Scum Saturday, (or Sunday) Arseholes anniversary, you get the picture.....Mind the Gap day??

How about fuck off back to woolwich day.

 

[Dorset]

The feast day of St Bumholian, the patron saint of coming fourth,

Lo, the angel of the Lord did say to Bumholian, come forth and bring unto the North your festered, diseased children. Verily until the day of judgement shall you linger in the place that is not glory, then shall the 5th rider of the apocalypse charge his mighty steed into your midst, his boots of holy damnation crushing your bones to dust and his golden spurs rendering your flesh. So Bumholian fearing the Lord did lead his followers form the South where they belonged, into the Land of plenty, henceforth to come fourth for as was commanded by the angel, waiting for the day of atonement.

Or ... fuck off you cunts day, that has a nice ring to it.

 

[Don Diaz]

Yes precisely.... what is this 'Saint' nonsense.....I only know two Saints - that Simon Templar bloke, who was a bit of a cad and women seemed to like him and that thick Liverpool bloke who acted as Greavsie's stooge, Callahan or something, or was that Clint Eastwood....?

 

[Dorset]

If I wasn't a total cunt I would feel sorry for Arsehole Wanger, this is his last season at the scum, it will be the first one where he hasn't achieved his dream of being in the top four. OK he did win the fucker a few times, but the last time was 14 years ago in 2004 and we really weren't in the game then. If we do have to pick a Saint then I think Saint Alexis Sanchez day would be good, Sanchez by the way translates into 'a rat leaving a sinking ship'. The poor old geezer can't even get his saviour Wilshere back this season as he is stopping the bench blowing away in those high seaside winds.

I am looking forward to tomorrow, I hope the scum score 4, then in the 11th minute of injury time, the ref awards a totally wrong penalty to Bayern - wallop 6-5 to Bayern and Wegner explodes into tiny bits of croissant crumbs.

Mind the gap.