Rochdale (A) FA Cup 16:00 Sun 11th February 2018

[Yid]

He could be Poch's VDV

 

[Dorset]

Many of the same people on Twitter who were giving Poch pelters for leaving him out of the Juve away game are now saying he's shit.

Speaking of CBs it's worth noting yet again that Foyth looks very good indeed.

Absolutely agree about Foyth, he is so calm under pressure - a star of the future, he has impressed me bigly. I don't get the slagging of Aldereiweld, I just don't. He is without doubt the best defender in the Premier League, anyone who disagree with me on that, or anything else, is a cunt. Of course he is not playing at his majestic best at the moment he has been injured for 4 months, it will take time, but those cunts who are spreading their poison about him because he hasn't signed a 100 year contract extension and his playing is not 100% yet are just cunts.

 

[Chavhater01]

Absolutely agree about Foyth, he is so calm under pressure - a star of the future, he has impressed me bigly. I don't get the slagging of Aldereiweld, I just don't. He is without doubt the best defender in the Premier League, anyone who disagree with me on that, or anything else, is a cunt. Of course he is not playing at his majestic best at the moment he has been injured for 4 months, it will take time, but those cunts who are spreading their poison about him because he hasn't signed a 100 year contract extension and his playing is not 100% yet are just cunts.

I ain’t gonna disagree mate but i’ll throw our very own Jan in there as well. The only other defender who can touch them is probably Azpilicueta, as much as it pains me to mention one of them Chavvy cunts!

 

[deejbah]

Absolutely mate, also despite his stature he also puts himself about and looks like he’s got a bit of physicality about him, a bit like Erik in that respect, they both look fragile but not afraid to get in amongst it and put a boot in if necessary.

If you've ever played football with or against Argentinians, this isn't surprising.

 

[NiceOneCyril]

Talking of lamela, I was one of those who thought he’s never make it. But he is one of those special player, he will prove me and everyone else wrong

 

[Dorset]

I ain’t gonna disagree mate but i’ll throw our very own Jan in there as well. The only other defender who can touch them is probably Azpilicueta, as much as it pains me to mention one of them Chavvy cunts!

Maybe it's synergy? Jan seems to be even better when he's playing with Toby? I'm going to bash out a bit of code and do some fancy stats on how we do with and without Toby and when they're playing together.

 

[skiathospurs]

Maybe it's synergy? Jan seems to be even better when he's playing with Toby? I'm going to bash out a bit of code and do some fancy stats on how we do with and without Toby and when they're playing together.

long long unbeaten streak we are on now,bit like when Kane was injured last year,oh how doomed we were to be.People keep saying stupid things,spurs are fucked without kane or spurs are fucked without toby,next it will be spurs are fucked without jan,and as usual we seem to do quite alright!
The sum of our parts is greater than having a hazard or sanchez (dog nonce sanchez not our very own non dog touchy sanchez) to carry us.
I am guessing a suprising we are better without toby ???

 

[Chavhater01]

long long unbeaten streak we are on now,bit like when Kane was injured last year,oh how doomed we were to be.People keep saying stupid things,spurs are fucked without kane or spurs are fucked without toby,next it will be spurs are fucked without jan,and as usual we seem to do quite alright!
The sum of our parts is greater than having a hazard or sanchez (dog nonce sanchez not our very own non dog touchy sanchez) to carry us.
I am guessing a suprising we are better without toby ???

Seem to remember us being without Jan for a period a couple of seasons ago, when he got injured at Palace I think and Wimmer came in and did a really good alongside Toby. As long as we have one, we’re absolutely fine.

 

[Don Diaz]

Seem to remember us being without Jan for a period a couple of seasons ago, when he got injured at Palace I think and Wimmer came in and did a really good alongside Toby. As long as we have one, we’re absolutely fine.

It's a shame we're not Man City or Chelsea.....if we were we could just go and spend £60m plus wages on someone, like Laporte or Christensen when one of our players is injured for a few weeks.!!! OR we could buy a young man like Foyth and coach him to stardom........ like a proper football club with a brilliant manager would.

 

[Dorset]

long long unbeaten streak we are on now,bit like when Kane was injured last year,oh how doomed we were to be.People keep saying stupid things,spurs are fucked without kane or spurs are fucked without toby,next it will be spurs are fucked without jan,and as usual we seem to do quite alright!
The sum of our parts is greater than having a hazard or sanchez (dog nonce sanchez not our very own non dog touchy sanchez) to carry us.
I am guessing a suprising we are better without toby ???

Unlikely, I can't say for sure until I prove it with the awesome power of stats, but if you look at my Swingometer page you will see that our biggest 'swing' over last year is Goals Against, we have the 3rd worst swing in the Premier league, 20% more goals conceded after 27 games, OK that only equals 4 goals but just imagine if we had not conceded just one goal in the Tobyless games against West Brom(H), Watford(A), West Ham (H) and Southampton (A), then we would have 8 more points* and be comfortably in 2nd place. That might be stretching the magic of statistics just a little, because doubters could say no bugger can know if Toby would have prevented those goals - but he would, have, so there!

The Swingometer of Doom

Here's a piccie if you can't be fucked doing all that link clicking doodahs:

How good are Burnley doing? 16 less goals conceded in 27 games. Only 2 teams have manged to get 3 against them this season city and the mighty Spurs!

*Luckilly the cunt nugget is not a poster here so he will not be able to ridicule my terrible maffs if I have got that slightly less correct, I think it's right, four 1-1 draws = 4 points, turn them into wins and that would be 12, so we would have 8 more points. If it's wr...., wr,,,,, then fuck it.

 

[skiathospurs]

Unlikely, I can't say for sure until I prove it with the awesome power of stats, but if you look at my Swingometer page you will see that our biggest 'swing' over last year is Goals Against, we have the 3rd worst swing in the Premier league, 20% more goals conceded after 27 games, OK that only equals 4 goals but just imagine if we had not conceded just one goal in the Tobyless games against West Brom(H), Watford(A), West Ham (H) and Southampton (A), then we would have 8 more points* and be comfortably in 2nd place. That might be stretching the magic of statistics just a little, because doubters could say no bugger can know if Toby would have prevented those goals - but he would, have, so there!

The Swingometer of Doom

Here's a piccie if you can't be fucked doing all that link clicking doodahs:

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How good are Burnley doing? 16 less goals conceded in 27 games. Only 2 teams have manged to get 3 against them this season city and the mighty Spurs!

*Luckilly the cunt nugget is not a poster here so he will not be able to ridicule my terrible maffs if I have got that slightly less correct, I think it's right, four 1-1 draws = 4 points, turn them into wins and that would be 12, so we would have 8 more points. If it's wr...., wr,,,,, then fuck it.

i am thinking more results based than goals conceded,because i am not george fucking graham!!!

 

[Dorset]

i am thinking more results based than goals conceded,because i am not george fucking graham!!!

But, but, but.... as I proved beyond question and without a hint of fake news, goals not conceded would have produced results.

Goals scored are much more important because despite what that clever bloke with a edjumecaytion said, you can't win anything without scoring goals. So there is scientific proof that Harry Kane is not as good as everyone thinks because we have scored 1 less goal so far this season, it is just not good enough to have 1 less than what was our most ever goals after 27 games last season. If he had bothered to score at Old Trafford we would have 1 more point and United 2 less - just because he was not playing that day is not a good enough excuse! BTW Toby was playing that day and the useless fucker let United score so that's my theories bunged out of the window!

 

[Don Diaz]

Love a bit of stats.....and tbh who would be grumpy if we won all remaining games this season 1-0, not me. We would do the Champions league and FA Cup 'double'. Hugo would win the golden gloves or whatever that's called and then we could revert to the 2-2's 4-1 and 1-2's again next year in the new stadium as CL and FA cup winners. I wouldn't even mind that much if I popped off, I'd have seen the Greatest Spurs team in my lifetime, probably.