Transfer whoppers thread.

[Rev John Ripsher]

Ok lets be honest with ourselves,all talk of him coming back belongs in here!!

Bale...and Isco.

 

[skiathospurs]

kingsize whopper

 

[Don Diaz]

kingsize whopper

UTTER BOLLOCKS

 

[Yid]

Why cant I use giffy?

 

[Dorset]

Why cant I use giffy?

I probberly can't either, but then I have no fecking scooby what a gifffy is so I'm not bovvered.

 

[skiathospurs]

Why cant I use giffy?

 

[Liam]

Kane is going nowhere!

 

[Yid]

For 86 million and then we'd pay that much again on that other cunts wages...

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Don Diaz]

How much shit can be talked in one transfer window I wonder?

 

[Chavhater01]

He's right up there in the top tier of players i detest. What an absolute cunt!

 

[Don Diaz]

He's right up there in the top tier of players i detest. What an absolute cunt!

Do you remember the meme of him rolling along like balloon and then an opposing defender stamps on it......brilliant

 

[skiathospurs]

How much shit can be talked in one transfer window I wonder?

plenty

 

[Chavhater01]

Do you remember the meme of him rolling along like balloon and then an opposing defender stamps on it......brilliant

Genius! There were so many made, might try and find a compilation, there must be one.

 

[Chavhater01]

I am starting to think something big's gonna down in the next few days. Oh God stop it Will, you absolute sucker!

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Don Diaz]

He's been spotted on a Ryanair flight to Stanstead and due for a medical in Enfield today.

 

[Dorset]

You just have to believe. it's the new thing innit? That nutter who is in charge of the UK now has made it compulsory, everything will be fine if you believe, fucking unicorn bothering wanker.. I know you quitters have given up hope, but I believe - he is coming!

 

[skiathospurs]

Trumpesque whopper here

Tottenham have identified England manager Gareth Southgate as their top target to succeed manager Mauricio Pochettino. (Star Sunday)

 

[Dorset]

 

[Dorset]

"Brendan Rodgers could replace Pochettino" - what a pile of fucking shit from the moron-media. They publish this stuff knowing people are too fucking lazy or stupid to actually read all the words. Every single topic is treated like this, serious issues like politics and climate change - just print some headlines to inflame the mob, job done. Football - same thing, any old bollocks opinion thrown into the toxic water of the internet as a bit of clikcbait, sorted . They know that 52% of the population are total fucking morons and won't read past a headline. The actual 'story' was that ex Goon Harrison believes that if Rogers was offered the job he’d take it.

Exclusive! I could become a multi-millionaire (if I bought a ticket and won the Euro Millions lottery),Judas could become a top level manager (if he wasn't such a useless cunt with a chip the size of a planet on his shoulder and wasn't a cunt- needs repeating because he is a cunt)., pigs could fly (if they were fucking pigeons).

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Dave]

I honestly believe Bale's coming....call it a hunch, or what you will, but he's coming in January with Eriksen heading the other way. The traditional Mourinho marquee signing.....

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I honestly believe Bale's coming....call to a hunch, or what you will, but he's coming in January with Eriksen heading the other way. The traditional Mourinho marquee signing.....

It would not surprise me one bit.

 

[Style And Glory]

I honestly believe Bale's coming....call it a hunch, or what you will, but he's coming in January with Eriksen heading the other way. The traditional Mourinho marquee signing.....

There's more talk about it again as the TW nears.

 

[Don Diaz]

It would not surprise me one bit.

It would really surprise me

 

[USspur]

Dani Olmo open to transfer as Chelsea and Spurs submit offers to Dinamo Zagreb

Barcelona also want to re-sign the midfielder.

metro.co.uk

According to Catalan newspaper L’Esportiu, Dinamo have now received proposals from Chelsea, Spurs and Olmo’s former club Barcelona for the January transfer window.

 

[USspur]

Eberechi Eze: Odds of him joining us have shortened from 5/1 into 2/1 on Skybet. Doesn’t really mean anything but people have been punting it.

 

[USspur]

Tottenham lead transfer chase for West Brom whizkid Nathan Ferguson

Nathan Ferguson has emerged as the latest young star from West Brom's academy, but is still to sign a new contract amid Premier League interest

www.mirror.co.uk

Tottenham are leading the chase for West Brom youngster Nathan Ferguson, with the Baggies potentially set to be forced to cash in on a player also eyed by Crystal Palace this month.

However, his contract expires in the summer, and despite being offered a new five-year deal, is still yet to put pen-to-paper.

 

[skiathospurs]

It would really surprise me