Transfer Window Summer 22/23

[Dorset]

It never existed....

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

From one of my favourite books - The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

 

[Don Diaz]

Why? Do you think I'll jinx it, maybe poultrygeists* will come and do bad things. I am going to walk under ladders, kick black cats up the arse if they cross my path, spill salt all over the place, break loads of mirrors, if I see a penny I will not pick it up, roll some dice until I get 3 sixes, not knock on any wood (sound painful!),keep my fingers uncrossed, lob away the wishbone if we have a nice roast chicken for Sunday dinner, open up all my umbrellas in the house - and say what I said above - whatever the fuck that was I've forgotten, it must be the heat. At least it's gone down to about 36 today, these are the three things I don't like about Spain, August and fucking June and July behaving like August. Luckily there are several hundred things I do like about Spain so I'm staying!

* I used to tell one of my grandsons. fuck knows which one, they're all the same innit? Evil chickens came back as poultrygeists.

Oh yeah, if we don't win anything this season then we never will, not in my lifetime, and as I believe that none of you fuckers exist and I am the only person in the universe, ( that would probably make me God, yeah I feel like I should be God) ),dreaming about football and stuff, then when I shuffle off this mortal coil then you and everything else in the universe, which is just a figment of my imagination, will cease to exist.

Back on the San Miguel I see then......!!!

 

[Dorset]

Back on the San Miguel I see then......!!!

I wish! It's shocking but I don't drink much these days, one or two beers a day - and it's not San Miguel, it's Lidls Extra Malta, lovely drop of beer that, 6.8% and 38c a can, my sort of price. Not intoxicated by liquor, just fed up with being stuck inside all day - apart from a nice swim in me pond, 'cos it's too fecking hot and humid to do much outside. Everyone likes a splodge in their pond innit?I have to stop calling the pool a pond, Mrs D does not like it when I call it that, or when I call politicians, referees, youtube types cunts, that gets me the look that can kill at 1000 paces. Anyway I clean the fucker and do all the chemical stuff so I can call it what I like (as long as she is not listening).

 

[ClemFandango]

Rodon to Rennes looks like it's happening - loan with an option to buy


I know he was only signed because Levy didn't want to pay the going rate for Skriniar but I always thought he had a lot of promise. He was decent whenever I saw him play.

 

[Dorset]

Conte presser in Israel this morning:

Conte on Ndombele, Lo Celso, Reguilon and Winks​

I think that we spoke with the club and the players are informed about the plans for the next season. We are talking about really good players and the club and I, we think they deserve to play games regularly. For this reason these players are not here.

But Emerson fecking Royal is there?

 

[Dave]

Conte presser in Israel this morning:

Conte on Ndombele, Lo Celso, Reguilon and Winks​

I think that we spoke with the club and the players are informed about the plans for the next season. We are talking about really good players and the club and I, we think they deserve to play games regularly. For this reason these players are not here.

But Emerson fecking Royal is there?

He still has 4 years left on his contract....Holy Sufferin Fuck!

 

[Don Diaz]

He still has 4 years left on his contract....Holy Sufferin Fuck!

He's a prospect.....already great with a white smoke flare, a football not so much, but he's very eager....

 

[BrooklynYid]

Also, the other guys are players other teams actually want, Emerson not so much.

 

[ClemFandango]

Tanganga to AC Milan is being held up. It reads very much like Levy’s grubby little fingers because we apparently want a loan with an obligation to buy and they want an option instead.

We’re allegedly “in talks” for Nicolo Zaniolo as well.

 

[NiceOneCyril]

He's a prospect.....already great with a white smoke flare, a football not so much, but he's very eager....

Maybe he’s the next pope, that’s why we’re hanging on to him. Can’t think of any other good reason.

 

[ClemFandango]

If Newcastle are willing to pay £45m for Maddison, why aren’t we all over it at that price?

 

[Don Diaz]

If Newcastle are willing to pay £45m for Maddison, why aren’t we all over it at that price?

Daniel Levy

 

[ClemFandango]

See, I was hoping you'd say "two words" and I could have replied "cheese room" and looked all witty and cool and we could have forgotten about the deranged pipsqueak for a second .

 

[ClemFandango]

Rodon to Rennes on a season long loan with an option to buy.

 

[J.spurs]

Rodon to Rennes on a season long loan with an option to buy.

I mean, it's no surprise, but I don't get why he got frozen out, especially last season when we were light on numbers in the back. Good on him, though, hopefully it'll give him game time ahead of the World Cup.

 

[asdasdzaza]

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[Dorset]

This asdawossiface Bloke must be a mind reader, I was just about to say that!

 

[Yid]

pg slot

Parental Guidance slot...?

 

[Sneeky]

To be fair to asda it joined and posted within 2 mins, no lurking just straight to the point.

 

[BrooklynYid]

Not entirely sure, but I think that says "Levy's a cunt!"

 

[NiceOneCyril]

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This is a cracking first post. There’s not a word I can disagree with. Except maybe “slot”

 

[ClemFandango]

Not entirely sure, but I think that says "Levy's a cunt!"

You’d find similar markings in the pyramids of Egypt from thousands of years ago. They even knew back then ..

 

[J.spurs]

Not entirely sure, but I think that says "Levy's a cunt!"

Nah, Google Translate tells me this fellow is just sharing an opportunity to spend our "free money" on "inert activities." He and Levy would get along quite well.

 

[Dorset]

Nah, Google Translate tells me this fellow is just sharing an opportunity to spend our "free money" on "inert activities." He and Levy would get along quite well.

Is Emerson an 'inert activity'?

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

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I agree.

I think.

Or not.

 

[Dorset]

It's nice to get the views of new members. We need to open our pg slots to new opinions now and again.

 

[J.spurs]

Is Emerson an 'inert activity'?

He'd do a lot less harm if he was inert. His only activity seems to be fucking up.

 

[ClemFandango]

Destiny Udogie is a here we go. Apparently one for the future as he’s staying at Udinese on loan

 

[spurious]

Unfulfilling.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Destiny Udogie is a here we go. Apparently one for the future as he’s staying at Udinese on loan

Who the hell is that?