Liam
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Have Ossie and Micky gone all UK politico on us now?
skiathospurs
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why not!!!!
Dorset
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Yes mate! I had a dream the other night and Ossie said 'Oi Mickey amigo, that Brexit is a cunt eh?", Micky said "yes mate a total cunt". Fucking Adolf fucking Hitler then butted in and said "Nein, main geezers zee Brexit is part of my plan". What a cunt that fucking Hitler is.
Yid
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Hahah. Touché.
Dorset
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I am becoming uncomfortably numb with all this Brexit bollocks. It is so obviously a fucking stupid idea, even that cunt Rees Smogg has said it could be 50 years before we might see the benefits - note the 'could' and 'might', important words there. He will obviously see the benefits much sooner as he has treasonously advised his clients to get out of Britan because Brexit will fuck them up the arse. How can it be legal for a serving British MP to run an investment company that advises folks to take their money out of the UK and makes money betting against the pound? That cunt Johnson is a facist cunt, sucking up to that fucking evil nazi cunt Bannon, how the fuck can he get a visa to spread his poison here? Raab? Just a cunt, useless.
Every industry leader, research organisation and sensible non-political economists have said it will fuck us up. Project Fear is the response. I was talking to a relative who is fucking stupid yesterday, she says everything I say against Brexit is scaremongering and she doesn't believe me. I asked if she believed in the exchange rates, fuel price increases, inflation, job losses, shortage of NHS and agricultural staff that have actually happened in the real world since 2016 and she actually said 'Project Fear"! There is no way of making those retards see sense.
Theresa May is wandering round Africa saying she has a great plan. The Brexiting Tories have rejected her plan, the Remaining Tories have rejected her plan, the cuntish Corbyn party who refuse to do what their members demand and fight the cancer that is Brexit have rejected her plan - and most importantly the EU have rejected her plan. That is what I call a fucked up plan.
Every industry leader, research organisation and sensible non-political economists have said it will fuck us up. Project Fear is the response. I was talking to a relative who is fucking stupid yesterday, she says everything I say against Brexit is scaremongering and she doesn't believe me. I asked if she believed in the exchange rates, fuel price increases, inflation, job losses, shortage of NHS and agricultural staff that have actually happened in the real world since 2016 and she actually said 'Project Fear"! There is no way of making those retards see sense.
Theresa May is wandering round Africa saying she has a great plan. The Brexiting Tories have rejected her plan, the Remaining Tories have rejected her plan, the cuntish Corbyn party who refuse to do what their members demand and fight the cancer that is Brexit have rejected her plan - and most importantly the EU have rejected her plan. That is what I call a fucked up plan.
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Liam
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Maybe her her plan isn't a fucked up plan but a cunning plan!
Don Diaz
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...more cunning than a fox? appointed profess.........
J.spurs
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Minus some of the specifics (and your singular way with words) I could have written exactly the same post about life under the Cretin-in-Chief over here. Especially about the folly of trying to reason with supporters. It's scary how easy it is to become numb, as you say, and that is exactly what they want.
Don Diaz
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Our dear leader Teresa is in Africa this week, building relationships for future trade deals with South Africa, Nigeria and Kenya based on our old historic commonwealth connections. The sad truth is that she has been allowed out again and she can’t cope, the poor lady looks like a thunderbird puppet who’s strings have been tangled. No-ones told her that our trade with Nigeria was £2bn last year.....it was £700bn with Europe....maybe she could sort her strings out and pop to have tea with Angela Merkel at some point? Our country could barely be in more of a mess at the moment. Anyone seen the strength of the Great British pound recently, try and get 1 Euro for £1 when you next go to the rip off merchants at the airport.
deejbah
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Tfw Baldrick is the smart guy in the room.
deejbah
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I saw the area where I grew up is basically bankrupt now and selling off public assets and closing all sorts of things thanks to austerity and the refusal to raise any taxes. I'm sure the shareholders/owners of all the companies that rode the privatisation wave and all the financial services companies are happy though.
Dorset
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Oooh it's not fair, the fishermen say, the EU nick all our fish and put restrictive rules on us, we'll own all the sea when Brexit comes.
It seems that another fucked up lie is being sold to Willy the People. The 'Scallop Wars' were not about EU fishing rules, they were about UK rules and French rules - both sovereign countries that make their own fucking rules despite what the flag wavers howl. I wish these stupid cunts would actually check the facts before they spew out their Brexitt poison. I check facts before I spew my anti-brexit poison.
The French are restricted by French laws to a season that starts in October, the UK fleet are not., because we have our own laws, yes we fucking do stupid Brexit people. There are of course EU rules on fishing areas and quotas, some of them are fucking stupid, throwing away fish they are not allowed to catch is obscene, but, trying to get these laws changed when we are not a member of the EU will obviously be fucking impossible. When we are out, we will have control of the tiny bit of the sea round our little island, will they tell the fish not to go in those bad EU waters? Stupid. The EU needs a kick up the arse, if we are not in the EU then we can not help deliver that kick up the arse, it ain't rocket science is it?
I can understand why the French scallop blokes get pissed off when the poor hard done by EU controlled British fleet take all the catch before they're even allowed to start fishing, can anyone imagine what that rabid nazi Farage would be screeching if it was the other way round?
It seems that another fucked up lie is being sold to Willy the People. The 'Scallop Wars' were not about EU fishing rules, they were about UK rules and French rules - both sovereign countries that make their own fucking rules despite what the flag wavers howl. I wish these stupid cunts would actually check the facts before they spew out their Brexitt poison. I check facts before I spew my anti-brexit poison.
The French are restricted by French laws to a season that starts in October, the UK fleet are not., because we have our own laws, yes we fucking do stupid Brexit people. There are of course EU rules on fishing areas and quotas, some of them are fucking stupid, throwing away fish they are not allowed to catch is obscene, but, trying to get these laws changed when we are not a member of the EU will obviously be fucking impossible. When we are out, we will have control of the tiny bit of the sea round our little island, will they tell the fish not to go in those bad EU waters? Stupid. The EU needs a kick up the arse, if we are not in the EU then we can not help deliver that kick up the arse, it ain't rocket science is it?
I can understand why the French scallop blokes get pissed off when the poor hard done by EU controlled British fleet take all the catch before they're even allowed to start fishing, can anyone imagine what that rabid nazi Farage would be screeching if it was the other way round?
Dorset
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..and the Brexittards blame the EU. The idiot I was talking to last week thinks that all the austerity, government cuts, privatisations, lack of infrastructure investment, failure to train nurses and doctors etc. is the fault of the EU and everything will magically get better when we leave. She did admit that her vote was fuck all to do with the EU but a protest against the government, but she has bought into to the Brexit religion now and won't change her mind. They don't like the colour of the house - so they burnt it down.
Don Diaz
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Whilst chuckling at the news last night, I actually felt a bit sorry for les French, watching our big boats hoovering up the scallops just over 12 miles off shore in the Bay of Seine. If the boot was on the other pied as it has been with those naughty Spanish fishermen in the past, we'd rightly be bloody furious. They missed the point a bit though - throw the rocks and flares at your government, not our fishermen.
Liam
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Yeah was the wrong people they attacked. They clearly need to make this an issue with their government and they can sort it out with our government, probably.
Yid
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I've done it.... I have convinced her to sell up.
Fuck knows what we'll do if there is a second referendum as I'm sure the vote will go the other way.
I cant see the goverment putting the option to stay as part of a 2nd referendum if there is one. It will simply be to vote on the shit Chequers deal or the zero arrangements agreement (hard Brexit).
The wheels are in motion and what comes out the end.... well I know as little as everyone else...!!!
Fuck knows what we'll do if there is a second referendum as I'm sure the vote will go the other way.
I cant see the goverment putting the option to stay as part of a 2nd referendum if there is one. It will simply be to vote on the shit Chequers deal or the zero arrangements agreement (hard Brexit).
The wheels are in motion and what comes out the end.... well I know as little as everyone else...!!!
Yid
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She is fully onboard, looking at fees and all other shit.
Need to find somewhere else to go...!
Yid
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That is in my head... even if we go nowhere we can rent for 6 months and then look once the house prices have dropped by 30'ish%.
After watching May categorically rule out another referendum I am buoyed that this is the right move.
The only thing we may get a vote on is if we have the shit deal the government is arguing over (which the former brexit secretary said today was worse in every way than the deal we have now with the EU),or the "fuck all" deal which is way worse than the shit deal.
Either way someone is getting fucked and it's not gonna be Reese Mogg, Boris, or any of the other etonian toff cunts.
Motspur Hotspur
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I can't see how house prices are going to crash, simple supply and demand suggests they will at least hold value. We need to build a F*CK load more housing before that can happen, even if all the 'jolly foreigners' do get sent home (which isn't going to happen) I doubt the market would be inundated with enough properties to affect prices that much, the lending market maybe.
And no I am not an estate agent, just my opinion!
And no I am not an estate agent, just my opinion!
Dorset
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That might turn out to be very sound financial advice mate. Nobody knows what will happen, but I don't see how house prices can possibly stay at the ridiculous high level they are now. I know the government (and a lot of the so-called opposition) want prices to stay high because they can earn more in rental income and make a fucking fortune flipping houses, but surely there will be a straw that breaks the camel's back? How the fuck can a system where young people haven't got a chance in hell of ever buying a house keep going?
We used to own a house in Plumstead, South East London, we had the 10% deposit and the bank gave us a 3 times salary mortgage, I can't remember how much it cost then or how much I was earning, but talking to my daughter in-law recently, she said those houses were now selling for £600,000. So to buy one of those victorian, terraced houses you would need have a £60,000 deposit and be earning £200 grand a year on the old rules - that is fucking mental. I was probably on the equivalent of £30k a year back then which would equate to say £25k after tax, , so in todays terms to just pay back the loan would take up 24 years of every single penny I earned, add interest to that and you could say 50 years, allowing for council tax, food, utilities etc. it would probably take 100 years to pay off the mortgage on a fucking terraced house in fucking Plumstead - which in case you don't know is a total shit-hole.
I would not be surprised if there was civil unrest, regardless of Brexit, which can't be blamed for the obscene profiteering that is being encouraged by the government and previous governments. Housing is NOT a fucking market, homes should be for people to live in and everyone who works hard should have the opportunity of buying a decent place to live.
Motspur Hotspur
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The problem as i see it is that we've finally moved into total capitalism, aka we've become American. The last vestiges of post war socialism ie the NHS are being run into the ground to make them not fit for purpose, only then will there be the acceptance of the people for it to be changed aka privatised. Done, and at that point we will all be truly fucked and the decline into Victorian living standards will be complete.
Don Diaz
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The country needs a proper electable opposition with real, costed, fair, social policies that work for the vast majority of the people. At the moment we have neither clearly defined leadership or a clearly defined opposition. It’s a total utter mess, laughing stock of the western world, don’t take my word for it, check the value of the pound and the direction of the stock market as well as the state of key industries and our political parties. No-one literally has a clue about what is going on or what is going to happen next. It’s a total shambles everywhere you look.
Dorset
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I have always thought that whichever flavour of lying cunt you have running the country, it can only work properly and fairly with a strong opposition. The Labour party, who I have been a supporter on and off for donkey's years - on before Blair, then off when that Tory cunt got elected with his bullshit new Labour, back on again when Corbyn was made leader, then off again when he turns out to be a total cunt who ignores the wishes of the membership unless they are voting for him, then he listens.
The last two years should have been an idea opportunity for a challenge against the fucking evil Tories. If Labour had a leader who was prepared to stand up to this Brexit bollocks - as the majority of the membership wants it to, then maybe we would not be in this fucking mess. Corbyn wants Brexit for exactly the same reasons the Tories want it - power. Brexit will obviously go tits up, there can be absolutely no doubt about that, the Tories will be blamed and Labour win the next General Election. Corbyn can then bring in his radical policies without EU interference - that will go tits up, he will be blamed then the Toris win the GE - repeat unit the country goes bankrupt, the working homeless finally have enough of the parasite new-rich cunts who they pay their rent to and start a civil war.
Fast forward 20 or 30 years and we are on our knees begging to be allowed to rejoin the EU and will accept every single rule that we are currently exempt from, including Shengen, no fucking rebates and the Euro, then we start the slow process of trying to get back to a standard of living half as good as we have now , despite the Tories making sure that most of the money goes into the pocket of their pals.
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Don Diaz
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Yes that covers it, but I’ll be dead by then. Spain is nice.
Motspur Hotspur
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I don't think it will be 20 years, I have 2022 in my head for some reason, not sure why, I was reading about how we are being set up for a new system of government by 'the elite' and mayors was stage one yada yada yada so this could be it!
Glenjamin
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You should all come to Northern Ireland. We don't have a government. They are all getting paid shit loads on their holibobs.
Dorset
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Yeah but the weather!
I haven't been to the North, but I remember holidays in Ireland in the beautiful city of Limerick, which I strongly recommend to tourists, it's lovely there, you might not even get stabbed. What was I saying? Oh yes, one wet, cold autumn autumn in this charming city my cousin said to me - "you should see this place in the summer - it's exactly the fucking same".
You are lucky not having a government, we have one, who are also wankers who get paid a shit load for fuck all. I used to think that them Scotch blokes in their skirts were a bit mental with their SNP leaders named after fishes were all a bit ... well, Scotch, but it turns out that they might be the fucking sensible ones. I ain't not never moving to Scotland though, on their one day of summer the midges bite the fuck out of you, cunts them Scotch midges.