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US Election WTF???

J.spurs

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How is that not offensive? How has she not been arrested for some anti social behaviour crime?
It’s in the First Amendment:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, and to walk around in public with a massive cock and balls hanging from your chin.
 
Yid

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It’s in the First Amendment:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, and to walk around in public with a massive cock and balls hanging from your chin.
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Dorset

Dorset

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So the lardy bastard has Covid. So many questions.

1 Does he really or is it a ruse to get the election delayed until he can say he personally developed a virus?
2 Same as 1, but does he want to pretend that he recovered so he can say he was always right and Covid is just like mid flu?
3 Will he be like the majority of people and not be too badly affected and can say 'see told ya, no big deal'?
4 Will that truly evil cunt Pence have to take over while Trump suffers?
5 Will he die, reducing the anti-Trump vote, increasing the sympathy vote foe god bothering evil cunt?
 
Yid

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So the lardy bastard has Covid. So many questions.

1 Does he really or is it a ruse to get the election delayed until he can say he personally developed a virus?
2 Same as 1, but does he want to pretend that he recovered so he can say he was always right and Covid is just like mid flu?
3 Will he be like the majority of people and not be too badly affected and can say 'see told ya, no big deal'?
4 Will that truly evil cunt Pence have to take over while Trump suffers?
5 Will he die, reducing the anti-Trump vote, increasing the sympathy vote foe god bothering evil cunt?
You see what he has done. The man has told so many "alternative facts", that the fact he has contracted a potentially deadly virus immediately turns to spin, accusation and ways to subvert the status quo.

If he died, he would forever be a martyr for these lunatics to rally behind so in no way would I want that.

The best outcome would be for him to not actually have it, and for it to be proved he has given more "alternative facts" in order to try subvert any number of the ways he will eventually be kicked out of office and thrown into jail.

Maybe we should inject him with breach.....?
 
Don Diaz

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Maybe we should inject him with breach.....?
Well clearly the constant orange effect from ultra-violet light hasn't worked to keep the cunt safe. So breach, bleach, or indeed anything that kills him off gets my vote.
 
J.spurs

J.spurs

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So the lardy bastard has Covid. So many questions.

1 Does he really or is it a ruse to get the election delayed until he can say he personally developed a virus?
2 Same as 1, but does he want to pretend that he recovered so he can say he was always right and Covid is just like mid flu?
3 Will he be like the majority of people and not be too badly affected and can say 'see told ya, no big deal'?
4 Will that truly evil cunt Pence have to take over while Trump suffers?
5 Will he die, reducing the anti-Trump vote, increasing the sympathy vote foe god bothering evil cunt?
I think any of these are entirely possible, tbh. And almost any of them would have been absolutely unimaginable--dystopian novel stuff--just a few years ago. What times we live in.

@Yid mentions bleach, but I could totally see Trump getting better--in fact, even at his age, that's statistically likely--and falsely giving the credit to that hydroxychloriquine snake oil he's been pushing for a year now. I could EVEN see him using his own illness as cover to pivot to a more sensible position that his advisors have been trying to get him to take in order to win the election. Denying that he'd ever discouraged people from wearing masks, etc.

On @Dorset's point #4, the short answer is yes--if Trump is incapacitated, and indicates it in writing, Pence will take over the powers of the Presidency temporarily. It's happened a few times when Presidents were in surgery. For a long time, there have been conspiracy theories that if Trump was losing the election, he'd step aside last minute and throw Pence under the bus, so to speak. That way he leaves office undefeated, as it were, and can move on to his next evil, stupid project.
 
BrooklynYid

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With our luck Trump will barely fall ill and his infected flatulence will wipe this disease from the face of the Earth and he'll be a hero.
 
J.spurs

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It’s all a bit like Sky standing outside the training ground on transfer deadline day right now—nobody really knows what’s going on, yet have to talk about it—but there’s a hell of a lot of unnamed sources saying Trump is very, maybe even critically, ill right now.
 
Dorset

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Just watched a Sky report on the Trump supporters in The Villages in Florida. Apparently they are more frightened of Biden's 'communism' than Covid. Fucking blimey! Two things leapt into my simple brain. They really don't have a fucking scooby about what communism or socialism is and,...if I had to spend my few remaining years in the Villages I would follow Trump's advice and drink the fucking bleach. Hell does exist and it is in Florida.
 
Don Diaz

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Just watched a Sky report on the Trump supporters in The Villages in Florida. Apparently they are more frightened of Biden's 'communism' than Covid. Fucking blimey! Two things leapt into my simple brain. They really don't have a fucking scooby about what communism or socialism is and,...if I had to spend my few remaining years in the Villages I would follow Trump's advice and drink the fucking bleach. Hell does exist and it is in Florida.
Unfortunately the ‘villages of Florida’ are spread throughout the country in terms of the same mindset of so many folk. Their media is fiercely controlled to keep the ignorance level of much of the population high.
 
J.spurs

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Unfortunately the ‘villages of Florida’ are spread throughout the country in terms of the same mindset of so many folk. Their media is fiercely controlled to keep the ignorance level of much of the population high.
Yes, but there is quite a concentration of it in Florida, because it's such a destination for retirees. There is also the, shall we say, rustic nature of the northern part of the state. So much so that "Florida Man" is an internet game--search for "Florida Man" and a date, and you'll find something very fucked up. For today it was the headlines "Police Say Nude, Drunk, Florida Man Fired Weapons" and "Florida Man Arrested for Breaking in a House and Trying on Baby Clothes While Holding a Woman Hostage."
 
spurious

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Yes, but there is quite a concentration of it in Florida, because it's such a destination for retirees. There is also the, shall we say, rustic nature of the northern part of the state. So much so that "Florida Man" is an internet game--search for "Florida Man" and a date, and you'll find something very fucked up. For today it was the headlines "Police Say Nude, Drunk, Florida Man Fired Weapons" and "Florida Man Arrested for Breaking in a House and Trying on Baby Clothes While Holding a Woman Hostage."
That shall now become part of my vocabulary. As in "Don't go Florida man on me," or "Damnit I went on a bender last weekend. We were all proper Florida man by the end...."
 
Dorset

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So much surprise that Trump has been infected as have many of the attendees at his 'super spreader' events. I am only surprised that it has taken so long for him and all the sycophants who support him to also be infected. Luckily 'it's only the flu' and 'it affects virtually nobody' and it seems he still doesn't like wearing masks because who would not want the honour of being infected by him?

If he dies then he has to be a leading contender for the Darwin award.
 
Don Diaz

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Is he dead yet? I don’t wish death on anyone, but wouldn’t lose too much sleep if he came out of hospital with long term respiratory problems making speech painful and leaving him unable to function as US President or run businesses.
 
Dave

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So what's the story if Trump croaks it, or ends up in icu and cant run ? Does Pence become the next in line to run, and what happens to the 1 million odd votes already cast ? Presumably about half for Trump. ?
 
spurious

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I can't bring myself to take delight in anyone's ill health, but I couldn't help but chuckle when the missus told me about a meme making the rounds yesterday, variations on "I tested negative for sympathy."

But regardless of what happens, this will serve no good purpose. He's likely to recover well, because he'll have the best medical care in the world. Everyone would. But the whole fucking point is that there aren't enough medical facilities around at the peaks. Thinking your way through a mass epidemic whilst making a single case exemplary is madness.

But there's plenty of that about as also.
 
J.spurs

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So what's the story if Trump croaks it, or ends up in icu and cant run ? Does Pence become the next in line to run, and what happens to the 1 million odd votes already cast ? Presumably about half for Trump. ?
We don't know the answer to this. Pence would almost certainly become the party's nominee for President. But because of the electoral college system, and a recent Supreme Court decision, it is likely that some states would allow electors to cast their ballots for Pence and some wouldn't (if the ballots with Trump's name on them made a difference in who won the state's popular vote). So, confusion and chaos.
 
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J.spurs

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Status quo then.
More or less. It looks like the old sack of shit is going to recover, so probably a moot point. Still, everything is going to be fucked up if the election is close, and it probably will be. There will likely be some time before we know the result, and that time will be very tense at best.
 
BrooklynYid

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We are screwed. Biden is taking the high road and taking down ads critical of Trump's COVID response, while Trump is literally campaigning and attacking via tweet storm form his potential death bed. Something about nice guys finishing last.
 
J.spurs

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We are screwed. Biden is taking the high road and taking down ads critical of Trump's COVID response, while Trump is literally campaigning and attacking via tweet storm form his potential death bed. Something about nice guys finishing last.
Are you nominating Mourinho for President?
 
Dorset

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Shock takedown from Trump yesterday - "Biden will listen to the scientists'! Well that's him fucked then, who would vote for anyone who believed in science?
 
Don Diaz

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Shock takedown from Trump yesterday - "Biden will listen to the scientists'! Well that's him fucked then, who would vote for anyone who believed in science?
Trump knows that for many Americans, Science sounds like a crazy, scary thing and is to be feared. It's all so fucked up you can't make it up any more. He'll be rigging the election next...... ;)
 
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