Harry Kane

[Dorset]

Have you considered a move to Catalunya....St George is their Patron Saint - hence the cross on the Barcelona badge and they like a bit of independence, they're very Grumpy at the moment, perhaps stay in Majorca it's nice there, the King has a place near Deia and I had my honeymoon near Canyamel. There are some good caves too......they're Blue I think, although last time I went in them I was 8 and half and there were far fewer Germans on the island. Have fun.

I hadn't been to Majorca since I was 18 until this year and this is now our 2nd visit this year - the North bits are nice, mostly, we went through Alcudia on the way to being dropped off and there were loads of English bars full of cunts, luckily Ca'n Picafort where we are now and Cala Millor where we went at Easter don't have them awful fucking places, s'very nice. The weather has been fantastic for October, sadly we have to go back to the Grey Land tomorrow. Mrs D is going to retire next year so we might move to Espagna, we did think of going to Portugal but I can't get the hang of the fucking gibberish they talk, I can speak some Spaniel but I can't make out the words in Portuguese, sounds like those noises Welch blokes make and call a language. I am usually good at languages, I speak good German, OK French and Spanish and a bit of Japanese but some languages I just don't get, we lived in Thailand for about 2 years and the only words I could say were 'Howdo geezer' and ' Large Singha', Thai is all a bit sing-song to me, I like my languages like I like my coffee... or should that be sandwiches, fucked if I know. I was chatting to some Gerrmans the other night and they thought I was Dutch cos it's un-fucking-möglich for ein Englander to sprechen Deutsche!

I like your idea that the Catalans are grumpy, I'd fit right in there, but I'm fucked off with all this nationalism and independence bollocks so we probably won't go there.

 

[skiathospurs]

I hadn't been to Majorca since I was 18 until this year and this is now our 2nd visit this year - the North bits are nice, mostly, we went through Alcudia on the way to being dropped off and there were loads of English bars full of cunts, luckily Ca'n Picafort where we are now and Cala Millor where we went at Easter don't have them awful fucking places, s'very nice. The weather has been fantastic for October, sadly we have to go back to the Grey Land tomorrow. Mrs D is going to retire next year so we might move to Espagna, we did think of going to Portugal but I can't get the hang of the fucking gibberish they talk, I can speak some Spaniel but I can't make out the words in Portuguese, sounds like those noises Welch blokes make and call a language. I am usually good at languages, I speak good German, OK French and Spanish and a bit of Japanese but some languages I just don't get, we lived in Thailand for about 2 years and the only words I could say were 'Howdo geezer' and ' Large Singha', Thai is all a bit sing-song to me, I like my languages like I like my coffee... or should that be sandwiches, fucked if I know. I was chatting to some Gerrmans the other night and they thought I was Dutch cos it's un-fucking-möglich for ein Englander to sprechen Deutsche!

I like your idea that the Catalans are grumpy, I'd fit right in there, but I'm fucked off with all this nationalism and independence bollocks so we probably won't go there.

I hope you suitably celebrated trafalgar day last week.Did you offer to give em a game of battleship?

 

[Flump]

A minor strain to the left hamstring. Season over.

 

[Don Diaz]

A minor strain to the left hamstring. Season over.

Nah, not by a long chalk yet.

Tripps and Davies can pump crosses in to Llorente for headers and knock downs to Son and Eriksen. It's a bit long ball but it will work.

 

[Flump]

Nah, not by a long chalk yet.

Tripps and Davies can pump crosses in to Llorente for headers and knock downs to Son and Eriksen. It's a bit long ball but it will work.

Not ours, I meant Kanes. If our usual injury diagnosis applies.

 

[Don Diaz]

Not ours, I meant Kanes. If our usual injury diagnosis applies.

Ahh yes, it's all a bit weird. We still don't know what really happened to Lamela and now Wanyama's knee is the next enigma.

 

[Flump]

Ahh yes, it's all a bit weird. We still don't know what really happened to Lamela and now Wanyama's knee is the next enigma.

Wanyama has an acute case of Danny Rose knee and Lamela I think is/was more than just a physical injury. Bit of a mental issue there I think.

 

[Don Diaz]

Wanyama has an acute case of Danny Rose knee and Lamela I think is/was more than just a physical injury. Bit of a mental issue there I think.

Yeah, dogs,brothers, and a whole heap of mental trauma for a young g Argentinian with most of his friends in Italy....

 

[J.spurs]

Well, shit.

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Don Diaz]

Frightening news, Harry has a runny nose and may miss Swansea.....

Yeah right like Man-flu, however deadly,is going to stop SuperHarry

 

[Yid]

Fucking Aussies...!!!

 

[Flump]

Dixie Dean though. 250 is just ridiculous.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Fucking Aussies...!!!

Now listen here.....

 

[Flump]

I'm seeing lots of talk about a huge contract

 

[Havocc]

Yeah, him and Toby will be offered ££££ to stay as Spurs are set to change their wage policy

£200k will be offered, but Kane will be a seven year deal. Not sure about the length of Toby’s

 

[Style And Glory]

Yeah, him and Toby will be offered ££££ to stay as Spurs are set to change their wage policy

£200k will be offered, but Kane will be a seven year deal. Not sure about the length of Toby’s

Heard that too.
Seems we are slowly climbing the financial ladder as well.

 

[Glenjamin]

Heard that too.
Seems we are slowly climbing the financial ladder as well.

I'm sure Wembley has been able to serve as a guesstimate to how much the new stadium is worth to us financially overall. In fact with this open stadium style it'll be worth even more if folk drink their instead of local pubs before the game. I'm sure this is only a small financial area but it gives scope to what we are worth.

Harry is a one of a kind opportunity. Doesn't really want to leave the prem because of records, came through our academy and is now arguably one of the best in the world. We can easily keep him if we give him a proper wage.

As for Toby. Liverpool just paid 75 mil for Virgil. That kinda shows how much keeping Toby is worth to us.

 

[skiathospurs]

I'm sure Wembley has been able to serve as a guesstimate to how much the new stadium is worth to us financially overall. In fact with this open stadium style it'll be worth even more if folk drink their instead of local pubs before the game. I'm sure this is only a small financial area but it gives scope to what we are worth.

Harry is a one of a kind opportunity. Doesn't really want to leave the prem because of records, came through our academy and is now arguably one of the best in the world. We can easily keep him if we give him a proper wage.

As for Toby. Liverpool just paid 75 mil for Virgil. That kinda shows how much keeping Toby is worth to us.

the extra money from other events,nfl,concerts,boxing or whatever will add considerable revenue above what arsenal make,if we go by their figures as a guide,it may even edge us very close to united for income derived from the stadium.Which when it comes to wages,i am sure we will stick to a revenue % outgoing on.We arent going to suddenly spend 80% of income on wages,the key for us is to grow the money coming in to pay toby,kane or whomever what is required.Its too simplistic to just spout,levy fucking pay em more,it has to be inline with what we earn,now huge tv money and increased match day revenue should put us up amongst the others,but not stupid 300k for anyone,like what sanchez is asking from arsenal.

 

[Dorset]

I'm sure Wembley has been able to serve as a guesstimate to how much the new stadium is worth to us financially overall. In fact with this open stadium style it'll be worth even more if folk drink their instead of local pubs before the game. I'm sure this is only a small financial area but it gives scope to what we are worth.

Harry is a one of a kind opportunity. Doesn't really want to leave the prem because of records, came through our academy and is now arguably one of the best in the world. We can easily keep him if we give him a proper wage.

As for Toby. Liverpool just paid 75 mil for Virgil. That kinda shows how much keeping Toby is worth to us.

I ain't not never ever been to a stadium or venue anywhere that I wanted to have a tipple in before a game or event, I like pubs, well I used to, I haven't been in a pub for nearly two years! I expect the share values of the breweries will have dropped loads since I became even more perfect than I was before. I hope folks will still drink in the local boozers, loads of them depend on the match day income to keep going. It's like the pox-nasty all-inclusive holidays, killing the trade of local bars and restaurant, yeah I know, I've just been on one of them ddodhas in Lanzarote, but I've always been a hypocrite innit. I expect the travel company was please I am not as thirsty as I used to be, 2 glasses of wine a day and a brandy after dinner would not cost them as much as it would of when I liked a beer or 20.

 

[Glenjamin]

I ain't not never ever been to a stadium or venue anywhere that I wanted to have a tipple in before a game or event, I like pubs, well I used to, I haven't been in a pub for nearly two years! I expect the share values of the breweries will have dropped loads since I became even more perfect than I was before. I hope folks will still drink in the local boozers, loads of them depend on the match day income to keep going. It's like the pox-nasty all-inclusive holidays, killing the trade of local bars and restaurant, yeah I know, I've just been on one of them ddodhas in Lanzarote, but I've always been a hypocrite innit. I expect the travel company was please I am not as thirsty as I used to be, 2 glasses of wine a day and a brandy after dinner would not cost them as much as it would of when I liked a beer or 20.

Stadium will be to reserved for me I'd reckon. I prefer a second hand plastic pint glass and some Chas and Dave!

 

[Don Diaz]

The garden at the Brickies is the way forward.

 

[Dorset]

Meanwhile back to Harry Kane related doodahs, he has been awarded another stat related accolade - The most number of Premier League goals scored by a Spurs player ever. Nah, not having that, their stats are wrong, false, fake, erroneous, not correct (maybe). The pundits on the telly kept saying that Teddy Sheringham scored 97 goals for us in the Premiership, I make it 98, I have checked it once, I have checked it twice, I have checked it hundred of times - still comes to 98.

1993 - 21
1994 - 14
1995 - 18
1996 - 16
1997 - 7
2002 - 10
2003 - 12

That does add up to 98 innit? Any maffs clever clogs or stats geezers out there who can check these figures for me?

It IS a massive achievement for Harry to get to 98 goals so quickly and he is without doubt the best goalscorer in the premier league era for us, but my arse is itching, if the telly blokes are right then there is something wrong in the ingredients that go into my sausage mincer wot calculates the stats doodahs or all that code gibberish stuff I wrote is bolloxed.. Are the beams crossed?

Anyway Harry has achieved the joint top PL scoring record for Spurs in an astonishingly quick time , his MPG ( minutes per goal ) is 110, Teddy's was 211 - fucking blimey! Fucking Blimey, yep, that needed saying again.

Tottenham Hotspur Premier League Scorers Stats

Oi @Don Diaz - Harry is creeping up on Ageuro's Premier League MPG of 109 - He moved from 113 to 112 yesterday, by the end of the season he might be the best ever! Nah, bollocks to that he WILL be!

 

[Don Diaz]

Meanwhile back to Harry Kane related doodahs, he has been awarded another stat related accolade - The most number of Premier League goals scored by a Spurs player ever. Nah, not having that, their stats are wrong, false, fake, erroneous, not correct (maybe). The pundits on the telly kept saying that Teddy Sheringham scored 97 goals for us in the Premiership, I make it 98, I have checked it once, I have checked it twice, I have checked it hundred of times - still comes to 98.

1993 - 21
1994 - 14
1995 - 18
1996 - 16
1997 - 7
2002 - 10
2003 - 12

That does add up to 98 innit? Any maffs clever clogs or stats geezers out there who can check these figures for me?

It IS a massive achievement for Harry to get to 98 goals so quickly and he is without doubt the best goalscorer in the premier league era for us, but my arse is itching, if the telly blokes are right then there is something wrong in the ingredients that go into my sausage mincer wot calculates the stats doodahs or all that code gibberish stuff I wrote is bolloxed.. Are the beams crossed?

Anyway Harry has achieved the joint top PL scoring record for Spurs in an astonishingly quick time , his MPG ( minutes per goal ) is 110, Teddy's was 211 - fucking blimey! Fucking Blimey, yep, that needed saying again.

Tottenham Hotspur Premier League Scorers Stats

Oi @Don Diaz - Harry is creeping up on Ageuro's Premier League MPG of 109 - He moved from 113 to 112 yesterday, by the end of the season he might be the best ever! Nah, bollocks to that he WILL be!

Ha ha I thought about asking that only yesterday....it won't be long. Ironically all that playing time in August and November has harmed our Harry, Aguero has played far less this season.

 

[Dorset]

Ha ha I thought about asking that only yesterday....it won't be long. Ironically all that playing time in August and November has harmed our Harry, Aguero has played far less this season.

Ageuro and Kane are head and shoulders above anyone else in the Premier League era in MPG terms, and in my opinion that's the most important measure, it means no fucks that Shearer got 260, he played 38,231 minutes is he has had whatever that minus Harry's 10,993 minutes more to score them goals is - loads probberly.. Ageuro is really old now (29!) and so he will not improve his MPG, Harry is 5 years younger and getting better so he will catch him soon.

If Harry continues scoring like he is doing and plays the same amount of Premiership minutes that Shearer did then by using the wizardry of maffs he would get 340 goals! Is it an impossible dream that Harry stays a one club man and achieves that with us? 261 would do me, just so he can take the all-time Premiership goals record into retirement along with a bunch of League titles, FA Cup winners medals, a few Champions League wins, even more PL Golden Boots and a 10 year run of the Golden Balloon wot Messi and the orange town used to win all the time.

I think it's down to Levy and Joe now. We have the makings of an empire, empires need generals, Kane could be that bloke, wedge is needed to keep him and the others. Wedge is needed to attract the right new players. Cough it up Levy!

 

[Dorset]

Ha ha I thought about asking that only yesterday....it won't be long. Ironically all that playing time in August and November has harmed our Harry, Aguero has played far less this season.

Just too cheer you up mate,

Harry Kane is top of the Hat-Tricks scored percentages table! He has scored 8, a hat trick in 5.8% of the games he has played in, that is farking awesome! Ageuro is useless and has only scored 6 hat-tricks, only banging in 3 or more in 3% of games he has played in! Wanker.

Hat Tricks scored in Premiership Percentage Table

Even Shearer only got 11 ( 2.49%) , so HK will be beating that, maybe even this season!

 

[Finchbee]

4 consecutive PL seasons with 20+ goals.....only player to better that is Henry with 5

 

[Don Diaz]

Ageuro and Kane are head and shoulders above anyone else in the Premier League era in MPG terms, and in my opinion that's the most important measure, it means no fucks that Shearer got 260, he played 38,231 minutes is he has had whatever that minus Harry's 10,993 minutes more to score them goals is - loads probberly.. Ageuro is really old now (29!) and so he will not improve his MPG, Harry is 5 years younger and getting better so he will catch him soon.

If Harry continues scoring like he is doing and plays the same amount of Premiership minutes that Shearer did then by using the wizardry of maffs he would get 340 goals! Is it an impossible dream that Harry stays a one club man and achieves that with us? 261 would do me, just so he can take the all-time Premiership goals record into retirement along with a bunch of League titles, FA Cup winners medals, a few Champions League wins, even more PL Golden Boots and a 10 year run of the Golden Balloon wot Messi and the orange town used to win all the time.

I think it's down to Levy and Joe now. We have the makings of an empire, empires need generals, Kane could be that bloke, wedge is needed to keep him and the others. Wedge is needed to attract the right new players. Cough it up Levy!

Brilliant. I'd add Poch as my General....he has the makings of a modern day Nicholson. I've heard, although it may be bullshit, that Levy is ready to break the wage cap. He will have to and we can afford it easily now with the TV deals.